Questions! Answers! Forthwith!

[Reply #480 on:]

A: The Steve Irwin Memorial College.

Q: In what year did he enroll?


It's my fourty-first top of the page,
and my next one will make fourty-two.
And while others are making minimum wage,
I'm making nothing, with nothing to do!

[Reply #481 on:]

A: 2996. He's still a pretty young bloke.

Q: Will Xanfor ever ask a 'What-If?' question?

[Reply #482 on:]

A: Certainly not. He's Planet Express's resident philosopher. Why do you think he gave Farnsworth that stare when he was axed if he wanted to use it? That machine's threatening to put him out of a job! However, his sabotage was successful, and now the 'What-If' machine only displays spoofs and parodies of well-known books and movies.

Q: Has Fry ever eaten a Kit-Kat bar?

[Reply #483 on:]

Whoo! Cameos all over the place! 
A: Of course he has. How could he resist the most perfect food in the world?

Q: What about the fair Katrina? Has she ever used the "What-If?" machine?

[Reply #484 on:]

Really? I thought his Kat-Kat's melted in his pocket... 

A: Naa, she's just an allegorical figure representing the professor's hallucinations. But then the professor made that machine that made his hallucinations real, so she banded together with Xanfor on strike. Now they spend their days in the back room playing chess and three dimensional Scrabble. Recently she's seeing this nice little gnome down the road. Xanfor teases her about wedding bells.

Q: Has Scruffy ever joined them in a game of holographic poker?

[Reply #485 on:]

 

Originally posted by Xanfor:
Really? I thought his Kit-Kat's melted in his pocket?   

 

A: Yes, he has. Scruffy don't like to be a-gamblin', but he really wanted them tickets to see the Beastie Boys. By un unfortunate happenin', the darn shiny matallic man won 'em instead. Although Scruffy did get a small cameo as a stagehand.

Q: Will Scruffy ever have a girlfriend?

[Reply #486 on:]

A: When he has time off his busy janitorial schedule  "I'm on break..." 

Q: In what other incedents besides looking in the box and deciding whether to go out the Fry has Leela flipped a coin to make a decision?

[Reply #487 on:]

A: She fliped it to decide whether to be underwear by the pound or by the kilogram

Q: Will Zoidberg ever be appreciated as a comedian?

[Reply #488 on:]

A: Enough to get him a show on NBC.

Q: If Leela was flipping a coin to make a decision, what would she do if it landed on its edge?

[Reply #489 on:]

A: As this is incredibly impropable, she would do something completely unexpected, impulsive and incredibly weird.

Q: What else (besides the things seen in the show) did Fry purchase at the auction in 'A Fishful of Dollars'?

[Reply #490 on:]

A:  Ted Danson's skeleton.

Q:  Why are all the male characters from Futurama chubby in some way? 

[Reply #491 on:]

A: What about the crack addict lol?

Q: Why did the P E Crew do with all the clocks they obtained from travelling through time?

[Reply #492 on:]

A: Well, Bender managed to steal a few and sell them to hobos for very over-priced prices. Zoidberg ate the ones that looked like cats by accident, and Fry stuck a couple in front of his face and insisted he was a magician that could make his face tell time.
Let's just say those ones didn't last too long...

Q: What does Nibbler do when Leela leaves him alone in her apartment?

[Reply #493 on:]

A: Eats the furniture, hence why her room is so underfurnished

Q: What is Bender's favourite food?

[Reply #494 on:]

A:bendersnacks.

Q:why why oh why did that rodent trick DR. Z
cmon you know what ima talkin bout

[Reply #495 on:]

A: Because Zoidberg is easy to trick. He just wanted a laugh out of it. 

Q: How is Malfuntioning Eddie doing these days?

[Reply #496 on:]

A: More than his business is booming

Q: How's Umbriel doing without Fry?

[Reply #497 on:]

A: Aw, the pretty mermaid's doing fine. She soon afterwards met a nice gentlemen at the Country Club, and daddy approved. After a couple of financial issues, they settled down to raise a family of mer-babies.

Q: What other things have the Nibllonian sges foreseen?

[Reply #498 on:]

A: Canada will rise again!

Q: Will Fry get drunk off Listerine again?

[Reply #499 on:]

Whooo! Canada!

A: Actually, I think he got high....but no, he won't. He said it himself; drugs are for losers.

Q: Does Nibbler have a family?

[Reply #500 on:]

A. nibler doesn't excactly have a family but he is in charge of the niblonioens so would the other leaders be like his family?

Q. what happend to the money in bending in the wind?

[Reply #501 on:]

A: It was given to a bunch of underweight pigets who needed training to become sausages.

Q: Did Zoidberg ever accidently get someone pregnant?

[Reply #502 on:]

Oh. My. God. What did you do to your poor brain to make up such questions?

A: At least no Decapodian female. However, there are rumours about a recent increase of the Maritime Institute's squid population.

Q: How does Zoidberg usually "dispose" his male jelly?

*leaves disgusted*

[Reply #503 on:]

Heehee. I'm not distusting, just running out of things to question.

A: He puts it in his slippers. (See, I'm not naughty  )

Q: What condiments did the monks put on their sandals to eat them with?

[Reply #504 on:]

A:  Ketchup, mustard, and mayonaisse!

Q:  Who's skinnier?  Kiff or The Professor?

[Reply #505 on:]

A: Kif, or course. The profssor has such a potbelly.

Q: Who does Clamps use the clamps on next?

[Reply #506 on:]

A: Clamps? You think he has time for clamping? Of course! He clamps a clamping bag for practice. Sadly though, the bag is thinking of getting out of the Mafia and rising up to something a little less autonomous.

Q: Like what?

[Reply #507 on:]

A: As most of the Future's items and features are automated the only possible place the bag could have risen to is a litter bin bag in Pastorama 

Q: On what occasions does President Nixon use his massive robot body?

[Reply #508 on:]

A: At the Massive Robot Body convention, d'uh!

Q: Where and when does this take place?

[Reply #509 on:]

A: Right after tea, at the Massive Robot Convention Building. 

Q: What kind of dog is Seymour?

[Reply #510 on:]

jack russel tarrier/toto
Q:why dont the people i work w/ love futurama as much as i love it too much?

[Reply #511 on:]

A: Because they are complete idiots!

Q: Has Farnsworth ever had a wife?

[Reply #512 on:]

A. no mom was the earliest love he could remember.

Q. Has Bender Ever Bent anything?

[Reply #513 on:]

A: Oh, he's bent a whole bunch of stuff, like cows, tractors, apartments, you name it.

Q: How did Bender get out of the Purple Fruit Snake without killing it?

[Reply #514 on:]

A: To induce vomiting, that was the solution. Everywhere it went!

Q: What does a Purple Fruit Snake ususally eat?

[Reply #515 on:]

A: Purple fruits. 

Q: Where do the Purple fruit snakes live? In trees, in lakes?...

[Reply #516 on:]

A: Purple Fruit Snakes live in pitch dark holes together with Grues.

Q: Where do these Purple Fruits grow? (on trees, on the ground...?)

[Reply #517 on:]

A: They grow on purple fruit trees. 

Q: Where do purple fruit trees grow?

[Reply #518 on:]

A: On the Purple Fruit Tree Planet. 

Q: And in what galaxy is this planet located?

[Reply #519 on:]

A: In the Galaxy Of No Return (aka the Grue Homeworld).

Q: How comes there are Purple Fruit Snakes on Vergon 6? I mean, Vergon 6 is not the Purple Fruit Tree Planet, is it?