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HopelessShipper

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« #600 : 10-11-2006 22:07 »

A: They lypo'ed her ego.

Q: What planet is so horrible that not even the Professor would send a crew there?
tyraniak

Urban Legend
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« #601 : 10-12-2006 19:01 »

A: poopiter, yes I have the sense of humor of a 4 year old

Q: How many seasons will all my circuits last?
Fry1077

Liquid Emperor
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« #602 : 10-13-2006 00:17 »

A: It has lasted 20 seasons and it will last for a thousand more sambas!

Q: How much money is Bender worth?
Dave B

Urban Legend
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« #603 : 10-13-2006 09:48 »

A: However much the Titanium stocks are a the time...

Q: Has Zap finished the assault course yet???
Fry1077

Liquid Emperor
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« #604 : 10-13-2006 23:32 »

A: No, he has the record of 2 years, 10 months, 5 weeks, and 8 days

Q: Does Fry only drink Shasta and Slurm?
SCRUNCHY

Bending Unit
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« #605 : 10-14-2006 11:08 »

A: Only when he's out of Listerine or malt beverages.

Q: What does barbecued Buggalo taste like? (please don't say chicken)
laptopmoerder

Starship Captain
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« #606 : 10-14-2006 11:31 »

A: swan.

Q: Who was the first person ever to see a Buggalo?
Bending Unit 99

Bending Unit
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« #607 : 10-14-2006 11:33 »

A: an old guy in a trench coat

Q:When was DOOP founded?
tyraniak

Urban Legend
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« #608 : 10-14-2006 14:13 »

A: December 30, 2981, my 1000th birthday

Q: Who was first president of DOOP?
SCRUNCHY

Bending Unit
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« #609 : 10-14-2006 20:09 »

A: The guy who didn't pass out during the first DOOP drinking game.

Q: What is the favorite pass time of people on the neutral planet?
tyraniak

Urban Legend
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« #610 : 10-14-2006 20:19 »

A: Going to politic debates with no intention of voting for either candidate

Q: Who won the miss parallel universe competition?
SCRUNCHY

Bending Unit
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« #611 : 10-14-2006 21:30 »

A: Some chick with a goatee.

Q: What does Bob Barker's head do when not hosting beauty contests?
Dave B

Urban Legend
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« #612 : 10-16-2006 09:49 »

A: Hosting parallel beauty contests

Q: How will Kif marry Amy?
Fry1077

Liquid Emperor
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« #613 : 10-17-2006 01:57 »

A: By throwing hot lava on her.

Q: What's Fry's IQ?
Dave B

Urban Legend
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« #614 : 10-17-2006 06:36 »

A: Off the scale.... the wrong end of the scale  :laff:

Q: Why did Zoidberg smell Donkey Kong's loin cloth?
Arockalypse

Bending Unit
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« #615 : 10-17-2006 09:12 »

A:It tested eating-impossible
Q:Has the professor used a Doomsday device on Earth or anywhere else?
Dave B

Urban Legend
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« #616 : 10-17-2006 11:10 »

A: The section of space with all of the stars remember  ;)

Q: How did Mr Pinnutchi die?
LuvFry

Bending Unit
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« #617 : 10-18-2006 06:46 »

A: One word, Thundercougarfalconbird.

Q: Where did Amy's parents get their fortune?
Dave B

Urban Legend
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« #618 : 10-18-2006 13:32 »

What does that answer mean???  :confused:

A: Uhhhh... the buggalo lol  :D

Q: What else did Zoidberg do in The Wong Ranch to 'make himself at home'? 
LuvFry

Bending Unit
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« #619 : 10-18-2006 21:43 »

 
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Originally posted by Dave B:
What does that answer mean???   

Does it have to mean anything? I was just dying to use that line outside of my actual life (you'd be surprised how many times a day you can use it)So here's my lame explanation: the pizza parlor guy who's name I'm not attempting to spell was hit by an early version of the car. That's my story and I'm stickin' to it!  :)

A: He attemted to show his gratitude for their hospitality by performing surgery on one of their butlers, but after twelve hours of surgery on the man's "dorsal fin," he was unable to revive him. The crew was forced to sweep the incident under the rug because the professor was not willing to spring for a new doctor, much to Hermes dismay.

Q: At what point in his life did Bender decide that he was so great? 
Dave B

Urban Legend
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« #620 : 10-19-2006 03:41 »

Its better if it makes sense as then at least you have posted a half decent reply...  :)

A: The first nonosecond he gained robo consciesness

Q: How did Fatbot experience the conversion to accepting and loving 1-X Robots?
ohunt

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« #621 : 10-19-2006 03:56 »

Just found this awesome site called allfuturama.com
it shows all the episodes for free on the internet and has its own forum. check it out
Dave B

Urban Legend
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« #622 : 10-19-2006 06:19 »

 
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Originally posted by ohunt:
Just found this awesome site called allfuturama.com
it shows all the episodes for free on the internet and has its own forum. check it out

Post a relevant reply to the thread please, or else anyone can waltse in and spam up threads with minimal effort, so my question still remains to be answered...  :p
Arockalypse

Bending Unit
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« #623 : 10-19-2006 06:57 »

A:Everyone feels it different(or something like that)
Q:How come Zoidberg's fat and poor at the same time(I mean,he eats too little)?
KurtPikachu2001

Urban Legend
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« #624 : 10-19-2006 17:26 »

A:  I always thought Zoidberg was fat because he ate foods that were malnutrious.

Q:  Would a Futurama cereal be part of a complete, balanced, nutritious, or good breakfast?  How many key vitamins would it have?
KitKatBar-Fry

Liquid Emperor
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« #625 : 10-19-2006 19:13 »
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A: It would be an averagely healthy meal-still better than those Nesquik bastards. It would have vitamins B, F, L, Z, H, F, and A.

Q: Will Scruffy ever get a better job?
tyraniak

Urban Legend
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« #626 : 10-19-2006 19:51 »

A: As Mom's love slave

Q: How many decpodians does it take to change a lightbulb?
Fry1077

Liquid Emperor
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« #627 : 10-19-2006 22:00 »

A: 2, one to screw in the lightbulb, and the other to oppress you

Q: Is bender gay?
tyraniak

Urban Legend
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« #628 : 10-19-2006 22:31 »

A: Bender don't bed that way

Q: will ted williams ever play blernsball (he was actually frozen)?
Fry1077

Liquid Emperor
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« #629 : 10-21-2006 05:30 »

A: No he won't

Q: Does Fry know how to eat pineapples?
Dave B

Urban Legend
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« #630 : 10-21-2006 14:41 »
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A: Yes but has grave grave difficulty

Q: Where are the signoids now who gained so much money?
DanSonOfJacob

Bending Unit
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« #631 : 10-21-2006 21:34 »

A:  Back in the gutter after Don-bot and the robot mafia clamped them out of the buisness. 

Q:  Will the Brain-Spawn ever be defeated?
tyraniak

Urban Legend
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« #632 : 10-21-2006 22:12 »

A: Nevers

Q: How much is a postage stamp with muccus from the hypno toad worth?
DanSonOfJacob

Bending Unit
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« #633 : 10-21-2006 22:18 »

A:  473 quatloos and one Albanian Lek

Q:  How many dooms-day-devices does it take to make a mad scientist?
tyraniak

Urban Legend
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« #634 : 10-22-2006 12:48 »

A: a minimum of 2, they have to make at least one as a mad grad student

Q: Who's made more, Farnsworth or Wernstrom?
DanSonOfJacob

Bending Unit
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« #635 : 10-22-2006 13:57 »
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A:  Wernstrom!!?  That juvenile hack?  The Professor's mutant atomic super-men have made more than Wernstom!

Q:  Who's would win - Parasite Fry, or Captain-Yesterday Fry?
Dave B

Urban Legend
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« #636 : 10-22-2006 14:04 »
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Quote
Originally posted by tyraniak:
A: Nevers

Hahaha nice answer tyraniak: "Give us a raise you big fat jerk!"   "Nevers!"

A: Captain Yesterday as he is instantly immune to damage whereas the parasites take a bit more time to stitch up the wounds...

Q: Has Mom ever ordered the future's robots to perform any other task with her romote and if so what was it and why did she do it?
Fry1077

Liquid Emperor
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« #637 : 10-22-2006 15:39 »

A: It was "Rob a bank" and the robots said "Screw you"

Q: Does fry know how to drive a hover car?
Arockalypse

Bending Unit
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« #638 : 10-22-2006 16:23 »

A:He doesn't.He hasn't been taking lessons or something.Abraka-duh!

Q:What happened to Robot 1-X?
KitKatBar-Fry

Liquid Emperor
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« #639 : 10-22-2006 18:03 »
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A: It got a better job in Wernstrom's Lab, where it was truly appreciated. Now it sucks up dead carrier pigeons and various animal feces.

Q: Why does Amy say 'spuh!" or "clool?"
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