Questions! Answers! Forthwith!

[Reply #360 on:]

A: Depends. Is he deep fried or boiled? (Personally, I prefer scampi)

Q: What condiments would he use?

[Reply #361 on:]

A: Any condiments he could get his claws on.

Q: Will Zoidberg make a fortune with his "Soul Beads"? (Those pretty beads he coughs up)

[Reply #362 on:]

A: No. The plot demands him to stay poor. To fulfil this damand, his Bead-generating organs have been removed after that episode.

Q: Why was it necessary to remove these organs?

[Reply #363 on:]

Q: Because the plot demands him to stay poor 

A: Is Calculon made of gold?

[Reply #364 on:]

A: Yes, gold painted white gold.

Q: Will Zoidberg ever have children?

[Reply #365 on:]

A: No as he will never experience sex in his species, as he is the lobster equivalent of Fry

Q: Has the Professor ever cloned anything other than Cubert (excluding the Seymour attempt)?

[Reply #366 on:]

A: He has made several clones of the raccoon toaster and tried to sell them.

Q: Why would anyone want to buy a raccoon toaster? Were these toasters a commercial success?

[Reply #367 on:]

A: Yes, to rednecks who want to go toast hunting

Q: Will the fat lady the professor dated in 300 big boys ever lose weight?

[Reply #368 on:]

A: no.


q: will fry have sex with leela

[Reply #369 on:]

A: Do you honeslty think that fry's wing-dang-doodle would enter leela's you know what??

Q: Do you?

[Reply #370 on:]

a: na not really


q: is how old is zoidberg?

[Reply #371 on:]

A) As old as you want him to be, baby

Q) If Fry really did make love to the Radiator, what would the kids be like? Radiators with Fry's hair or worse?

[Reply #372 on:]

A: Fry did try to go all the way his wang would be BBR (burned beyond recognition)

Q: Did Zapp get lucky with any of the contestants?

[Reply #373 on:]

A) He was getting it on with the rapping jellyfish lady, but he got zapped beyond recognition when he...um...nevermind.

Q) Will we ever see the pasty, hunched Shaun?

[Reply #374 on:]

A) I think he was the guy who tried buying crack from the vending machine(Losing Leela was pretty hard on him)

Q) Will Fry and Michelle ever get back together?

[Reply #375 on:]

A) Hell no, she's got Pauly Shorr!

Q) Are "The Weasel" and Michelle gonna have babies?

[Reply #376 on:]

A) Yes and no, Paully will dump her and she will be later impregnated by an actual Weasel

Q) Will any other former president run against Nixon?

[Reply #377 on:]

A:  Bill Clinton will, now that nothing he can do can be classified as sexual harassment.  Well, almost nothing.

Q:  What will happen to the Headless Body of Agnew?  (And do you kids even know who Agnew was?)

[Reply #378 on:]

I think agnew was just a simularity to frankinstine, also a person.

A: He would get confiscated from wernstrom (Wernstrum!) and be sold of to some meat plant

Q: Would the amazoinian leader ever find true love again?

[Reply #379 on:]

A: Amazonian not need true love. Only decent snoo-snoo and much pretty shiny rocks called diamonds.
Q: What will become of Jrr, the little Omicronian?

[Reply #380 on:]

A :no


q: will fry ever go back to the past?

[Reply #381 on:]

A: No. He likes the future too much to give it up for returning to his old dead-end delivery job.

Q: Why are all people (including the writers) so mean to Zoidberg? I mean, they even destroyed his slinky, his only real friend!

[Reply #382 on:]

A: Because Zoidberg is a L-O-S-E-R. You said it yourself-the slinky was his only real fiend. How much more pathetic can you get?
Q: What's Fry's favorite color?

[Reply #383 on:]

A: Blue, since he kows what it tastes like

Q: Will anyone else from Fry's past ever show up in the future?

[Reply #384 on:]

A: Mr. Panucci

Q: Of all people why would he show up?

[Reply #385 on:]

A:  He found out Fry got frozen and probably will want to give him his old job back. 

Q:  What would a crossover movie be like if the characters from Futurama, Family Guy, and American Dad were the heroes and The Simpsons were the villains?

[Reply #386 on:]

A: That'd be some messed up stuff. Also, I'm pretty sure the Simpsons would win cause they have like a total of 50 charcters on the show.

Q: How can you "taste" blue?

[Reply #387 on:]

A: With the tongue, what do you think? The tongue "tastes" the different waveleghts of light if they're intense enough - and the "blue" from the microwave was really strong. Don't believe me? You can taste "blue" also by attaching your tongue to the wall outlet - if you have hydroelectrical (blue) power supply.

Q: We've seen Bender running on a 6502 microprocessor. How was it possible to squeeze the complex software of a Bending Unit into this tiny processor?

[Reply #388 on:]

A: They cut personality and excretal functions.

Q: Why do members of the PE crew call Terronga(sp?) Leela and Phillip J. Fry by their last names?

[Reply #389 on:]

A:Because that is how Fry wants to be known.Turanga is Leela's surname.
Q:How does Bender control his head without any wiring to the body?

[Reply #390 on:]

A: The wonders of dial-up connection.

Q: Will bender live forever?

[Reply #391 on:]

A:Since he is a robot,yes.
Q:Why do some robots have no antennas?

[Reply #392 on:]

A: They do, but in a secret place

Q: Where is it?

[Reply #393 on:]

A: There where "Camera 3" is...

Q: What standard are Bender's cameras? PAL? NTSC? SECAM? Something completely different?

[Reply #394 on:]

lol, Laptop. 

A: Just back up

Q: What other uses can are there from bender's head?

[Reply #395 on:]

A:It also sreves as an instant fire-escape and portable DVD player.
Q: How far can Bender's arms stretch out?

[Reply #396 on:]

A: A fair way.

Q: How much is the rent on Benders place?

[Reply #397 on:]

A: Depends on how much loot ya got.
Q: How did Zoidberg get over the loss of his one true love, Edna?

[Reply #398 on:]

A: 1/2 the cost of a refrigerator box

Q: what is the real reason Bender's metal composition keeps changing?

[Reply #399 on:]

A: Sometimes a guy gets lonely, but, who are we to judge?

Q: How long is benders atena in comparison to other robots?