Questions! Answers! Forthwith!

[Reply #560 on:]

A: No   

Q: Who does Bender idolize more, Calculon or Elzar and give your reasons...?

TOTPD! etc etc etc...

[Reply #561 on:]

A: Elzar. Calculon is a fellow robot, and no robot could EVER be better than Bender at anything.  Elzar, on the other hand, is an alien. Maybe there's a couple things the skin tube can do he can't.

Q: Does Leela still keep in touch with Adlai?

[Reply #562 on:]

A: She would probably, but you must know: When Adlay was last seen, he was boarding an airplane to a small island in the Pacific. Rumours say that he left because of some "incidents" during some operations. The patients in question haven't been seen since then either.

Q: What are the basic ingredients for beer in the year 3000?

[Reply #563 on:]

A: Your face!....Burn   

Q: What does Amy see in Kiff?

[Reply #564 on:]

A: A squishy wimp...

Q: Is there any actual evidence why Calculon thought that Project Satan may have been in Paris besides the joke???

[Reply #565 on:]

A: Yes. Project Satan's radio antenna is from Alcatel, one of the most evil RF product suppliers, located in the Country of French Stereotypes.

Q: What other evil components were built into Project Satan?

[Reply #566 on:]

A: Anextremely racist cupholder

Q: What happens to Melllvar after WNFHGB?

[Reply #567 on:]

A: He got the tank job, but still gets grief off his mother for not making enough money to pay for the second room holding more of Mellvar's Star Trek memerobelia 

Q: Where did the blonde haired guy, chased down by Bender as a werecar, hear the golden marmasette he mentioned that he heared?

[Reply #568 on:]

A: Spluh! He breeds them...

Q: Why don't most robots say, "YE"

[Reply #569 on:]

A: Because they're not all drunken, insane little angels.

Q: Why, and when, did French become a dead language? (crazy gibberish)

[Reply #570 on:]

A: After Zidane headbutted Materazzi in 2006 world cup final. 

Q: Where is Harold Zoid now? 

[Reply #571 on:]

A: He works at a small firm designated to help retired actors. He makes a decent living starring in crazy frog music videos. It's quite an annoying job, though. 

Q: Does Morbo have any kids? If so, describe them.

[Reply #572 on:]

A: He has two: Daffodil, his three year old son whose favorite past time is destroying galaxies, and Gardenia his fifteen year-old daughter who thinks he is lame!

Q: Why was Zapp having such a hard time opening the envelope at the Miss Universe Pageant?

[Reply #573 on:]

A: Because an anonymous prankster had super-glued the opening shut. He then proceded to coat the outside of the envelope in iron-paper, making it hard to rip apart, too.

Q: Why did Bender have Super Hero costumes in his cabinet in the first place?

[Reply #574 on:]

A: May I direct you to one of his lines from AOI1: "There's nothing wrong with murder..."

Q: Why does Enos look like Fry?

[Reply #575 on:]

A: Because animators are lazy.

Q: If Enos is gay, howcome he never tried to put the moves on Fry?

[Reply #576 on:]

A: He was in love the Sarge...didn't you see the look he gave him?

Q:Why didn't Femputer lead a rebellion against the Manbot?

[Reply #577 on:]

Q: wtf? I don't know. Why don't you ask him? 

A: What brand of lipstick does Leela buy?

[Reply #578 on:]

A: ACME super-stick lipstick. It's freshalicious comfort for the lips!

Q: How often does Fry REALLY take a shower?

[Reply #579 on:]

A: He gages it based on when his roomate can't stand his scent anymore. Here in the future, his roomate is Bender, who has no nose. To sum up, its been a while...

Q: Why was Seymour really waiting in front of Panucci's Pizza?

[Reply #580 on:]

A: He was waiting for the wall of the lesbian coven to fall again.

Q: Was Fry droped on his head as a child, or recently?

[Reply #581 on:]

A: Yes, recently by Bender, he decided not to drop him off the Statue of Liberty but when he got home he held Fry over a rubbish bin and did the duty...

Q: What is so appealing for the enhabitants of the future about watching ape's mangle each other in a ring?

[Reply #582 on:]

A: Human's beating the crap out of each other got boring?

Q: Are jokes still made about Betamax in the future?

[Reply #583 on:]

A: Yes.  But in the year 3000 they pronounce it "Blueray."

Q: What will become of Kif's one-eyed offspring.

[Reply #584 on:]

A: It will be ridiculed by the other offspring

Q: Will any of the offspring become DOOP soldiers?

[Reply #585 on:]

A: A few of the unlucky ones will. Zapp will invite them all to live a 'luxury' life being a DOOP soldier, but they'll find out the truth soon enough...

Q: Does Roberto have any relatives?

[Reply #586 on:]

A:  Maybe he's one of Mom's robots. 

Q:  Who would win in a Claw Plaque?  The Planet Express Crew or Sonic and the Freedom Fighters?

[Reply #587 on:]

A: Umm considering this is a Futurama forum I'm gonna say............ So.. P.E. Crew?

Q: What other pranks do young Decapodian's play other then putting Barnicles all over another's face?

[Reply #588 on:]

A: They put makeup on the elders' shells

Q: Where is Mitchelle now?

[Reply #589 on:]

A: My House
Q: What happened to frys dog after Jurrasic Bark?

 

Originally posted by SCRUNCHY:
A: Yes.  But in the year 3000 they pronounce it "Blueray."
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I take it we have a MS fan here, we will see what format wins soon enough *cough*Blu Ray*cough*.

[Reply #590 on:]

A:  Seymour went back on display.

Q:  If the Omicrons were having a party, who would go incognito to investigate them?

[Reply #591 on:]

A: Zoidberg, he's also got a degree custumology, as well as Murderology and Murderonomy

Q: Will Zoidberg ever become a respected doctor

[Reply #592 on:]

A:no,Zoidberg will quit being a doctor and go to law school and become a respected lawyer


Q:Will Zoidberg ever get a girlfriend?

[Reply #593 on:]

A: No he's a gross crab-like alien.

Q: What other products does "Stop 'n' Drop" have?

[Reply #594 on:]

A: Suicide pills 

Q: What happened to Pavaroti once he was thrown from the theatre projection room ledge?

[Reply #595 on:]

A: He went on to write a children's book by the name of, "What'd You Do That For?"

Q: What did Hedonism Bot do after Fry's opera was a flop?

[Reply #596 on:]

A: He went back to life as usual... "I'm not done vomitting"

Q: What happened to Nixon's body after he was elected?

[Reply #597 on:]

A: He gave it to Checkers

Q: Will any other presidents buy robot bodies?

[Reply #598 on:]

A: Not exactly.  Bill Clinton will buy some hookerbots, but none of them will actually buy robot bodies in the sense that Nixon has.

Q: When people spend a weekend with the Pain Monster, what do they do?

[Reply #599 on:]

A: Listen to some bad poetry he wrote in college, pretend the overcooked pasta doesn't bother you as you listen to him drone on and on about the state of musical theater, toothpicks under the fingernails, etc.

Q: What did they change during Amy's cuteness-reduction surgery?