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shinyass

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #520 on: 05-30-2006 10:37 »

A: Why the hell would it?

Q: Why the hell would it?

Stupidity. It's a good thing.
Xanfor

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #521 on: 05-30-2006 10:44 »
« Last Edit on: 05-30-2006 10:44 »

A: Oh, I don't know... Since Fry and Leela are married in that universe, Bender would have more blackmail leverage over Fry if he had pictures of a certain type...

Q: What type?

(Let's see you get out of this one, hee hee!    wink )


I'm signing my post because this is my 500th! I'm a Starship Captain now!

TheFryMan

Bending Unit
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« Reply #522 on: 05-30-2006 14:07 »

A: The naked type of pictures

Q: Does Fry have a higher rank or different job in that universe?
Xanfor

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #523 on: 05-30-2006 15:41 »

A: Well, he [Fry 1] never had that job in the Red-Headed League.

Q: Did Leela 1?

H. G. Blob

Professor
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« Reply #524 on: 05-30-2006 23:30 »

A: Yes, her hair is red.

Q: If Zoidberg A was a bad doctor because he uses coin flips as away to decide on how he opperates on someone, would that make Zoidberg 1 a good doctor?

(Confusing? Bet your arse it's confusing!)
Fry1077

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #525 on: 05-31-2006 03:54 »
« Last Edit on: 05-31-2006 03:54 »

A: No Zoidberg just sucks in general

Q: What would happen if Leela was a lesbian?
H. G. Blob

Professor
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« Reply #526 on: 05-31-2006 03:59 »

A: Every teenage boys dreams would come true, granted if she was lovers with parrallel Leela.

Q: What if Fry were gay?
Mas Rarraf

Starship Captain
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« Reply #527 on: 05-31-2006 04:20 »
« Last Edit on: 05-31-2006 04:20 »

A: Then Bender wouldn't have had to steal his tent, he would have joined in Hermes and Zoidbergs 'Just Friends Spooning'

Q: What do they mean by 'Just Friends Spooning'?
shinyass

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #528 on: 05-31-2006 08:12 »

A: Playing cards

@ Xanfor: 500th post??? Wow, been here a month and already you are a starship captain.

Q: What is fry had two heads?

Stupidity. It's a good thing.
Xanfor

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #529 on: 05-31-2006 09:14 »

A: They would of killed each other over the last Slurm, or over who would finally get to kiss Leela in the end.

Q: What would be the name of the other head?

shinyass

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #530 on: 05-31-2006 09:34 »

A: Pry

Q: What if hermies had 7 toes?
Dave B

Urban Legend
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« Reply #531 on: 05-31-2006 10:12 »

A: He would have surgery, as Adalay would say to make him "accaptable"...

Q: Did Slurms Mackensie live a long full life before his death?
shinyass

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #532 on: 05-31-2006 10:14 »

A: Not really. 58 years

Q: How did amy get fat in the first place?
Dave B

Urban Legend
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« Reply #533 on: 05-31-2006 10:17 »

A: Eating the vast quisines offered to her by the Wong's vast fortune.

Q: Will Bender ever further his career of being a magician?
shinyass

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #534 on: 05-31-2006 10:19 »
« Last Edit on: 05-31-2006 10:19 »

A: It ended when it began.

Q: What's Dr.Zoidberg's dream?
Dave B

Urban Legend
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« Reply #535 on: 05-31-2006 10:22 »
« Last Edit on: 05-31-2006 10:22 »

A: To become a stand up comedian (duhh lol   smile )

Q: Name some other of Dr. Zoidberg's dreams which were crushed before they began?
shinyass

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #536 on: 05-31-2006 10:23 »

A: Eating

Q: another?
Dave B

Urban Legend
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« Reply #537 on: 05-31-2006 10:27 »

A: Mating

Q: Another...?
shinyass

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #538 on: 05-31-2006 10:32 »

A: Being stupid

Q: What if fry were a green dog?
Dave B

Urban Legend
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« Reply #539 on: 05-31-2006 10:35 »

A: The he wouldn't be the Fry we know and love...  cry

Q: Why did Labarbara dump Barbados Slim, or vice versa?
shinyass

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #540 on: 05-31-2006 10:38 »

A: Barbados was cheating on her for a trothy.

Q: Who else could she marry instead of bardados slim and hermies?
Dave B

Urban Legend
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« Reply #541 on: 05-31-2006 10:59 »

A: Another Jamaican/ Carribiam man preferably with some medals

Q: From which planet did the Niblonian's obtain there animal food for the grand feast when Fry (the mighty one) arrived and met the Nibblonians?
shinyass

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #542 on: 05-31-2006 11:10 »

A: Vergon 6

Q: Where else?
Dave B

Urban Legend
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« Reply #543 on: 05-31-2006 11:12 »
« Last Edit on: 05-31-2006 11:12 »

A: The planet of Animalotropolis

Q: Which planet did Bender mistake for Earth in A Pharoah To Remember?
shinyass

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #544 on: 05-31-2006 11:15 »

A: Smearth

Q: How much fuel can PE ship carry?
jug

Bending Unit
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« Reply #545 on: 05-31-2006 11:32 »

A: The PE-ship runs on darkmatter. That's super-dense material and thus it takes up only 5 cubic-metres. That's enough to cross the universe multiple times. Additionally they have 2000 litres of normal fuel which is also sufficient to travel to the edge of the universe and back.

Q: Who discovered the edge of the universe?
Xanfor

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #546 on: 05-31-2006 11:36 »

A: The civilization of Proxima D'la Edge 'F Universe.

Q: Can you travel to the cowboy universe?

shinyass

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #547 on: 05-31-2006 12:10 »

A: No. It's restricted

Q: Why?
TheFryMan

Bending Unit
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« Reply #548 on: 05-31-2006 13:00 »

A: The Space Pope put up a force field blocking any outside contact

Q: Why?
Dave B

Urban Legend
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« Reply #549 on: 05-31-2006 16:13 »
« Last Edit on: 05-31-2006 16:13 »

A: The cowboy traditions are to far out for our minds in this universe to comprihend!!!

Q: What is the highest rank Hermes will ever become in the burocracy and why was he promoted to this rank?
shinyass

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #550 on: 05-31-2006 16:32 »

A: Grade 31 because he finished on time

Q: what was he doing?`
Dave B

Urban Legend
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« Reply #551 on: 05-31-2006 16:45 »
« Last Edit on: 05-31-2006 16:45 »

A: Filing the rules of the P.E. crew charter

Q: State some rules this charter includes?
Xanfor

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #552 on: 05-31-2006 18:52 »

A: The postal meter is for work-related mail only, and no feeding Zoidberg.

Q: What do stamps look like in 3000?

H. G. Blob

Professor
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« Reply #553 on: 05-31-2006 20:45 »

A: They dont exist...it's the future.

Q: But if they did exist, what would they look like?
Xanfor

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #554 on: 05-31-2006 20:49 »

A: Visible? Invisible? Large? Tiny? Like they'd suffered an existance failure? Oh, automatic and robotic!

Q: How would they intake alcohol?

shinyass

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #555 on: 06-01-2006 06:14 »

A: Beaming condensated traces of alcohol into them.

Q: Is solar energy used in the future?
dawoodz
Starship Captain
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« Reply #556 on: 06-01-2006 07:26 »

A: NO a more reliable source of anti-solar energy is used.

Q: What form of energy is abundant in the future?
Mas Rarraf

Starship Captain
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« Reply #557 on: 06-01-2006 07:37 »

A: Donkey Power, millions of Donkeys, all walking around in circles. Its the latest craze!

Q: What are some other fads of the future?
shinyass

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #558 on: 06-01-2006 08:08 »

A: Light-speed-brand briefs!

Q: What is the underwear made of?
Xanfor

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #559 on: 06-01-2006 08:34 »

A: Soylent Green by-products.

Q: Is the invasion of donkeys from the donkey planet imminent?

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