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Dave B

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« Reply #600 on: 06-08-2006 10:26 »

A: Pleasure, reconstructs bodies into a more efficientl;y run structure etc

Q: Will the Proffesor ever be rehired by Mom to produce robots and if so why would Mom take him on again?
shinyass

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« Reply #601 on: 06-08-2006 11:47 »

A: Na, mom doesn't want to see him again.

Q: If the proffeser's bones aren't made of bone anymore, then what are they made of now?
Xanfor

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« Reply #602 on: 06-08-2006 14:17 »

A: Jelly.

Q: Grape or apple?

Dave B

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« Reply #603 on: 06-08-2006 14:25 »
« Last Edit on: 06-08-2006 14:25 »

 
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Originally posted by Xanfor:
A: Jelly.

Q: Grape or apple?


A: Neither, Strawberry

Q: Did Fry ever get back his dollar from The Luck Of The Fryish?
transgender nerd under canada

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« Reply #604 on: 06-08-2006 14:28 »

A: Fry's dollar was used as nest-lining by an adventurous owl.

Q: In what way was this owl particularly adventurous?
Xanfor

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« Reply #605 on: 06-08-2006 14:34 »

A: It used a dollar that had been in Fry's pocket.

Q: Who's face was on that dollar?

shinyass

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« Reply #606 on: 06-09-2006 08:34 »
« Last Edit on: 06-09-2006 08:34 »

A: Benjamin franklin

Q: Who is on the nickle? (sorry, i don't know much american curreny)
TheFryMan

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« Reply #607 on: 06-09-2006 12:53 »

A: Michael Jordan

Q: I forget- who's on the quarter?...
shinyass

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #608 on: 06-09-2006 15:05 »

A: Al Gore (sorry with spelling)

Q: Who runs the "bot wash" in NNYC?
Fry1077

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #609 on: 06-11-2006 02:30 »

A: Sal

Q: How many cases has the Hyper Chicken Lawyer actually won?
H. G. Blob

Professor
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« Reply #610 on: 06-11-2006 03:15 »

A: -4

Q: How many cases has Old Man Waterfall won?
shinyass

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #611 on: 06-11-2006 03:19 »

A: -63

Q: how does zoidberg breathe?
H. G. Blob

Professor
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« Reply #612 on: 06-11-2006 03:24 »

A: Through his Wahzoo.

Q: How does Zoidy use the toilet?

(1000th Post Anniversary!!!)
shinyass

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« Reply #613 on: 06-11-2006 08:34 »
« Last Edit on: 06-11-2006 08:34 »

A: That has been discussed, but i'm gonna say it different, the chest.

Q: Is there any pubs in NNYC? (for the amaricans, it's like a bar)

@H.G.BLOB: Congratulations!
Xanfor

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« Reply #614 on: 06-11-2006 10:13 »

A: No.

Q: Why?

shinyass

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #615 on: 06-11-2006 10:15 »

A: Can't NNYC have any british pubs?

Q: Does zoidberg have any relatives who love him? (apart from harold zoid)
dawoodz
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« Reply #616 on: 06-11-2006 11:53 »

A: HAHAHA..... oh my no

Q: Will zoidberg ever fall in love?
Xanfor

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« Reply #617 on: 06-11-2006 12:13 »

A: Yes. At a pub!  ;) (No offense was intended above!)

Q: With who?

shinyass

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« Reply #618 on: 06-11-2006 12:23 »
« Last Edit on: 06-11-2006 12:23 »

A: An Idiotic fem-bot dressed as a lobster

Q: How old is hermes?
morbo_it

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« Reply #619 on: 06-11-2006 12:36 »

A) Bureaucrat Hermes Conrad is 38.9 years old
Q) in what month was hermes born?
shinyass

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #620 on: 06-11-2006 12:37 »

A: September (same as me!)

Q: What if Dr. Zoidberg had toes?
Dave B

Urban Legend
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« Reply #621 on: 06-11-2006 12:46 »
« Last Edit on: 06-11-2006 12:46 »

A: The universe as we know it would implode!   :)

Q: Will the species of the miss universe winner ever eradicate the human race, if so how?
shinyass

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #622 on: 06-11-2006 12:48 »

A: No, they chose the omicronians instead.

Q: Does hermes smoke?
Xanfor

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« Reply #623 on: 06-11-2006 12:52 »

A: When he's on fire.

Q: Did Zoidberg ever set him on fire?

Dave B

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« Reply #624 on: 06-11-2006 12:53 »

A: Of course, mannny mannnnnny things...

Q: What has Fry done with his Seymour fossil?
Xanfor

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« Reply #625 on: 06-11-2006 12:57 »

A: He left it on the Clone-O-Mat, where Farnswirth intends to hybrid it with Cubert in order to take over the world!

Q: Will it succeed?

shinyass

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #626 on: 06-11-2006 15:12 »

A: Nope, the machine would break down again...??

Q: Why would fry need to shower?
Dave B

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« Reply #627 on: 06-11-2006 15:17 »

A: To keep clean

Q: Did Umbriel, after being dumped by Fry, go with the boy from Macut(???) which the Colonel said about?
TheFryMan

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« Reply #628 on: 06-11-2006 16:27 »

A: No

Q: Who's she mer-dating now?
Nasty Pasty

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« Reply #629 on: 06-12-2006 10:47 »

A. She gave up on Mermen and went to Mermaids.  ;)

Q. How does Fry like his hamburgers? Rare, Medium, or Well Done?
shinyass

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #630 on: 06-12-2006 11:10 »

A: Medium, as he likes to puke.

Q: Does Dr.Zoidberg a grandad? If so, who?
dawoodz
Starship Captain
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« Reply #631 on: 06-12-2006 11:41 »
« Last Edit on: 06-12-2006 11:41 »

A: Yes, to the PE crew he is refered to as XZoidbergX.....if I told you his real name I would have to kill you in a way so vile and sick that merely discribing it would cause you to throw up your guts and erm.....cry.

Q: How would I kill you?

Better Q: With so mant pay-cuts is the PE crews wages now into negative currency, if so by how much?
shinyass

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #632 on: 06-12-2006 13:35 »

A: $400 and 100 cents

Q: Does bender have any windows programmes stored in his brain? (apart from microsoft joke)
Xanfor

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #633 on: 06-13-2006 08:06 »

A: No, he's a pure Mac. A whole Mac. A Big Mac.

Q: This 'Microsoft Joke'... When was the recall notice issued?

shinyass

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #634 on: 06-13-2006 09:05 »

A: My god, i can't remember the episode, but it's a slogan just at the biggining of it.

Q: How old is the proffesser's mum? (or mom)
Xanfor

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« Reply #635 on: 06-13-2006 09:11 »

A: 240.

Q: What is the Professor's birthday?

shinyass

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #636 on: 06-13-2006 09:12 »

A: April 13th.2

Q: How old is his dad?
TheFryMan

Bending Unit
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« Reply #637 on: 06-13-2006 12:03 »

A: 257.9

Q: Other than MOM, will the professor ever find love??
Dave B

Urban Legend
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« Reply #638 on: 06-13-2006 13:04 »

A: No

Q: As Fry was never drunk from the planet Trisol do any of the inhabitants of the planet still encourage that Fry is still emporer?
shinyass

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #639 on: 06-13-2006 15:06 »

A: Nope.

Q: Does Dr.Zoidberg have a inpendix?
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