Stupid Questions Get Dumbass Answers

[Reply #640 on:]

A: Yes 6

Q: Does Zoidberg need an 'inpendix'?

[Reply #641 on:]

A: No, but he needs a Dorphilfin.

Q: How often does Zoidberg soak in brime?

[Reply #642 on:]

A: Once a week

Q: How often does the Profesor watch ultra porn?

[Reply #643 on:]

A: once a week

Q: Does fry watch ultra-porn?

[Reply #644 on:]

A: No. Just an outpendix?

Q: What does it do?

[Reply #645 on:]

A: Unknown

Q: Who tried to drink fry in my three suns?

[Reply #646 on:]

A: Bender was pretty thirsty so........

Q: Who was the emperor after Fry?

[Reply #647 on:]

A: A crazed homer simpson frantic who ordered the planet to be turned into a giant doughnut throught the miricale that is gamma radiation, until giant space eaters ate the planet which is currently undergoing maintanence.

Q: Will Bender ever re-join the robot mafia?

*Don't put;

A: Yes

Q: Why?

(It just pisses people off)

[Reply #648 on:]

A: no, he quit after the money they made (stole) went towards suicide booths.

Q: How does the mafia get money?

[Reply #649 on:]

A: They make deals with other Mafia's i.e. the Russian Mafia, mainly in the production of postcards and papercups....

Q: Are there still mosh-pits in the future?

[Reply #650 on:]

A: Again, no.

Q: Where does zoidberg get his doctor clothing from?

[Reply #651 on:]

A. Pfft. The garbage, obviously.

Q. How much does Sal weigh?

[Reply #652 on:]

A: 75,000 KG. Believe it or not.

Q: what about hermes?

[Reply #653 on:]

A: Scales were officially outlawed in 2432, after weight loss companies decided that they were doing so well, they counted as competitors against themselves and thus encouraged legislation to put them out of business.

Q: Who owns an illegal scale, so we can weigh Hermes?

[Reply #654 on:]

A: Every body loves sal!

Q: who is the vice president of america?

[Reply #655 on:]

A. Obviously the Headless body of Spiro Agnew..

Q. Why is Zapp Brannigan known as the "Man with No Name"? (See "Where the Buggalo Roam" )

[Reply #656 on:]

@Nastypasty: Obviously is your obvious favourite word, and i'm just posting random posts.

A: That could be his nick name, mabey it's not.

Q: Does Dr.Zoidberg have the weakest stink glands in the decopodian race?

[Reply #657 on:]

A: No, a child decapodian stinks less, but not by a big difference...

Q: Did Fry ever get billed for wrecking Pastorama's vintage car?

[Reply #658 on:]

A: No, Fry had 1000 years of built-up auto insurance. It works like the electric bill: You pay it, you lose power, you don't, you get it. Or wait, was that just because I forgot to pay it?...

Q: How much are electric bills in the 31st century?

[Reply #659 on:]

A: Ten dollars

Q: How much more? (man, i am stupid)

[Reply #660 on:]

A:  I would say about $100 more.

Q:  Do Fry and Bender even pay their bills?

[Reply #661 on:]

A: Ha! Good One

Q: What Happens To Them For Not Paying?

[Reply #662 on:]

A: In the future deadbeats pay their bills even before pre-lif, if that makes sense.

Q: Does Fry knoe hoe to drive a car?

[Reply #663 on:]

A: No. He couldn't. There was too much traffic.

Q: What would happen to bender if his whole life was taken from him?

[Reply #664 on:]

A: Nothing, his whole life is backed on a floppy disc

Q: what brand are fry's shoes?

[Reply #665 on:]

A: Puma

Q: His trousers? (for the americans, pants)

[Reply #666 on:]

A: Levi's 501 Blues!

Q: Would Bender be good friends with Crow from MST3K?

[Reply #667 on:]

A: Unthinkable

Q: Why?

[Reply #668 on:]

A:  Because in many ways, Crow and Bender are a lot alike! 

Q:  If Fry and Zoidberg got kidnapped by the Omicrons, let's say, would Lrrr and Ndnd tie them to railroad tracks or put them in cages hanging from a ceiling over a vat of boiling oil?

[Reply #669 on:]

A: Hanging from a ceiling over a vat of boiling oil, that's on top of a railroad track

Q: Look into the future: how does Zoidberg die?

[Reply #670 on:]

A: He accidentally eats Benders bad cooking and his stomach explodes.

Q: What are the chances of Leela beating up Fry?

[Reply #671 on:]

A: 35%

Q: Has Bender still got the picture of the Countess in the nude? For viewing........... 

[Reply #672 on:]

A: No. he discovered something that wasn't pleasant.

Q: what?

[Reply #673 on:]

A:The countess was actually a human in a robot suit! With amnesia!

Q: How'd she get amnesia?

[Reply #674 on:]

A: Calculon shot her with an amnesia gun

Q: What is Fry's favorite song?

[Reply #675 on:]

A: Walking On Sunshine in memory of Seymour... 

Q: What ever became of Zoidberg's slinky?

[Reply #676 on:]

A: Oh, he tried to fix, but things took a trun for the worse....until he sold it to Bender for some bolts. Now that was a great deal!

Q:Why was bender so emotional about the beer fermenting inside him?

[Reply #677 on:]

A: spluh, it's his baby (babies)

Q: How many times does bender check his list before stealing?

[Reply #678 on:]

A: ? Bender has a list...?

Q: Have Bender's neighbour ever irritated Bender/Fry any other time then when they woke Fry up with their squeeking?

[Reply #679 on:]

A: Once they asked bender if he could stop making over-extravagent shooting noises.....he didn't.

Q: What are the names of his roomates?