Stupid Questions Get Dumbass Answers

[Reply #560 on:]

A: Nope. People thought that in dreams

Q: Is windows 3000 really being used as a prison guard?

[Reply #561 on:]

A: No. It was, but the prisioners found an old module in it known as 'Solitare', overloaded the CPU, crashed the system, and escaped.

Q: What do prisons use now?

[Reply #562 on:]

A: A Dumbass

Q: What if The professer were married?

[Reply #563 on:]

A: He would have a wife called "Anna Nicole Smith" (Burn on her)

Q: What if the professor makes a break threw invention? As appose to the other crap he has invented.

[Reply #564 on:]

A: Some breaking would occur the new invention would be involved..

Q: (I accidentally mis-read H.G.'s question wrong at first and thought it was this) What if the professor broke wind?

[Reply #565 on:]

A: He would be arrested for murder.

Q: What if Fry had a third ear?

[Reply #566 on:]

A: He'd be accused of being Nina's ancestor, and be forced to legally adopt her, and he would be apprehensive at first, but then she'd grow on him, and he'd start to like being a father, and then Leela would see this side of him she'd never seen before and fall in love with him again.

Q: If the professor murdered someone, aka above, what penalty would he get, assuming the chicken lawyer was the plaintiff?

[Reply #567 on:]

A: He would be forced to suffer the horrfying agonies of "corking".

Q: How many people has the professor had sex with for tax reasons?

[Reply #568 on:]

A: 75,000

Q: Why would hermes need to be a burocrat?

[Reply #569 on:]

A: "...You gotta do what you love, even if its not a good idea, Zoidberg!..."

Q: Did the conspiaracy nutter from Roswell get any money for his photos?

[Reply #570 on:]

A: Nope, he posted them on his wall

Q: what is the crack-pot's name?

[Reply #571 on:]

A: Crack Pot

Q: Why was the safety dance unsafe for Fry?

[Reply #572 on:]

A: He kept breaking his legs

Q: Why won't fry shower?

[Reply #573 on:]

A: He has a fear of zoidburg being in his shower

Q:Why does fry's outfit never change?

[Reply #574 on:]

A: That's because the clothes are the main charater clothing. Like in other cartoons, such as the simpsons, homer wears the same outfit, as do bart, lisa, etc.

Q: Does zoidberg smoke?

[Reply #575 on:]

A: nah, his claw always cuts it in half.

Q:Will bender ever care about anybody?

(Random, but shinyass, you seem to be on the board at all thimes! Take it as a compliment)

[Reply #576 on:]

@loveforfry: Why, thank you! I haven't got anything else to do.

A: He does too.

Q: Does the proffeser like zoidberg?

[Reply #577 on:]

A: Yes, he secretly steals the employees blood for his own supply.

Q: Does Fry ever ask an intelligent question?

(shinyass: neither do I) 

[Reply #578 on:]

A: Yes. But as we can see, Leela turns him down every time.

Q: What blood type is Zoidberg?

[Reply #579 on:]

A: He doesn't have blood.

Q: Why doesn't he?

[Reply #580 on:]

Q:He's a squid, he has ink instead.

A:where does all the money Zoidburg earns go?

[Reply #581 on:]

A: Everything other than food.

Q: Has hermes ever phoned fry?

[Reply #582 on:]

A: No, Fry can't  afford a phone.

Q: Could Bender microwave a burito so hot that even he himself could not eat it?

[Reply #583 on:]

A: Bender couldn't go near a microwave. If he could, his head would melt if he tried to eat it.

Q: What was the name of the torpedo that bender said "come back when i had some sleep, babe"? (It's not torpedo #3)

[Reply #584 on:]

A: Pounder bot

Q: What was Zoidberg's mother like?

[Reply #585 on:]

A: A small parasidic-imbasile.

Q: Why is she an ibasile? (sorry i can't spell that)

[Reply #586 on:]

A: I have no idea what your trying to spell but, it was because she was suffering from internal parasites.

Q: Why did the dean never call leela again?

[Reply #587 on:]

A: He was too obsessed with his university position which diverted his attention all of the time from love

Q: How are the robot's planet (forgot the name right now) lugnut stock's holding up?

[Reply #588 on:]

A: Poorly. The robots were lunging at them, without saving them so they ran out.

Q: How much ($) does a paket of lugnuts?

[Reply #589 on:]

A: $10

Q: When does the Professor use his heart which he keeps stored next to his escape plan?

[Reply #590 on:]

A: When he's escaping his Planet Express building and crew

Q: When has that ever happened?

[Reply #591 on:]

A: Nothing that I can recall, because it never did.

Q:  What would happen if Bender were human and Fry and Leela were robots?

[Reply #592 on:]

A: Bender would become obese and die (just like in A.O.I II) and Fry's head would explode every time Leela refused to go on a date with him.

Q: What did Bender do with all the money made from the 198 billion popplers that were sold?

[Reply #593 on:]

A: He spent on body piercings and skin tight pants

Q: If fry and bender made a band what would they play?

[Reply #594 on:]

A: Electro Music

Q: Why?

[Reply #595 on:]

A:  Because Bender thought it would be as popular as folk music.

Q:  Can Bender play folk music without being (1) magnetized or (2) hopelessly injured?

[Reply #596 on:]

A: Once after having a record 696 beers in a row 

Q: Has Bender set other records (like alcoholic stuff or something)?

[Reply #597 on:]

A: Yes.

Q: Where?

[Reply #598 on:]

A: Los angeles

Q: How do robots have sex? (sorry that's rude)

[Reply #599 on:]

A: The wonderful pleasures of a variable resistor and a monostable ---- *sighes*

Q: Why would robots be able to have sex if it wastes money for something that is not essential for reproducing?