Stupid Questions Get Dumbass Answers

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A: Electricity

Q: Apart from the massive ranch , how did Leo and Inez become so rich?


5th TOTPD!!!

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A:They "Won" the lottery

Q: What numbers were they?

[Reply #402 on:]

A: 1, 2, 3, 4, & 69

Q: In Alt. Cowboy Universe what job does Zoidberg have? (don't say cowboy)

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Originally posted by Mas Rarraf:
Q: What is one of the key features of the 'Holden-Lightning-Lion-Shark-Fish?'   

Haha, good one Mas Rarraf. I'm always a fan of a collection of medium words that can be spoken really fast.

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As am I :P

A: He is a Undertaker. Unfortunately the people he tries to bury are usually alive.

Q:What about Bender?

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A: He blows the buggalow that have escaped out of the crator

Q: what about hermies?

[Reply #406 on:]

A: A cow-ba-crat

Q: Wot about fry?

[Reply #407 on:]

A: An executive delivery boy that doesn't go on deliveries

Q: If Dr.Zoidberg's jelly comes out the top of his head (the wazoo), why does he do up the zip on his chest after he's been in the toilet?

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A: because the chest conatains jelly that is not extracted once in a lifetime, its extracted once a day, 10 pounds at a time, otherwise Zoid would explode with jelly

Q: does Zoidberg excrete jelly from any other place?

[Reply #409 on:]

A: You sick people! and yes he does from the go-nads.

Q: Does scruffy have any other use except being a janitor who does do his  janitor duties?

[Reply #410 on:]

A: Yeah, providing hair cuts at a cost of three hundred dollars.

Q: Why does he do that job?

[Reply #411 on:]

A: The pays decent

Q: Why did the hairbot end up in a a criminally insane asylam in 'INSANE IN THE MAINFRAME'?

[Reply #412 on:]

A: He thought he was a pretty girl with all the hair, remember.

Q: Did Zap Brannigan's book 'Zap Brannigan's Big Book Of War' get good ratings or not?

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A: let's just say it started the war between the humans and brain balls

Q: what all is in ZB's big book of war?

[Reply #414 on:]

A: Sex , captain heroism and formal shorts.

Q: Why does Zap favour velour so much?

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A: I can't answer that, there may be people under the age of 25 present!

Q: A child-safe answer to the above question?

[Reply #416 on:]

A: because &*(($# is @!!#$$%, if you know what I mean!

Q: what religion is Zapp?

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A: Well, getting kind of personal, aren't we?

Q: I've got the day off and things to do, so I'll just pass the question on again.

[Reply #418 on:]

A: Get back to work slacker 

Q: What's Zoidberg's religion

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A: Zoidbergism

Q: who are the gods and what are its teachings

[Reply #420 on:]

A: Zoidberg, and 'whats edible and whats not'

Q: 1 thing is listed as unedible... what?

[Reply #421 on:]

A: Nothing is, eating anything is your priority

Q: Is it?

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A:  No, not exactly.

Q:  What would happen if Fry, Leela, Bender, Hermes, Professor, and Amy all accidently ate Zoidberg's jelly? 

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A: Zoidberg would explode.

Q: Why would he explode?

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A: The Jelly supported his body's structure and so he collapsed which trigger internal combustion within his body

Q: Will Richard Nixon ever die???

[Reply #425 on:]

A: Some sceptics say yes, but others say no.

Q: What type of switch is benders 'on/off' switch?

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A: Floopy disk eject dismantle knob

Q: What's the name of Dr.Zoidberg's mother?

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A: Soidberg

Q: What bout his father

[Reply #428 on:]

A: x-oidberg

Q: Why did become a doctor of humans and crustaceans (sp?) ?

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I love Amy she rules on futurama 
If I was on the series i'd go out with her in Season one to Season 4,plus we'd get married and stuff too along the way.

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Hey MarriedtoAmy welcome to peel. Everthings split up into threads so that there is a particular subject to talk about. This is a question and answer thread so what you just posted is completely irrelavant and is frowned upon, but seen as it's your first post, we'll let you off. Make sure you read the faq's, www.peelified.com/ubb/faq.html,  to get a gist of what to do. ADIOS.

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Originally posted by dawoodz:
A: x-oidberg

Q: Why did become a doctor of humans and crustaceans (sp?) ?

A: Because at the annual conventions, he gets double the food!

Q: WHO in their right mind would give Zoidberg a doctor's degree?

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A: They gave it to him just to get him off the planet.

Q: Is the head museum like an apartment building for heads? The rent is just having to be displayed?

[Reply #433 on:]

A: Yeah, but they don't pay rent. The people pay for them. They only have to pay on Tuesday's.

Q: Name 3 people NOT seen in the head-museum, but that you would expect to see inside.

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A: Elvis Presly, Bob Geldof and Charlie Chaplin 

Q: When does Bender ever wear his nose?

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A: when he wants to look like a human

Q: why would he want to look like human

[Reply #436 on:]

A: He doesn't! That's why he never wears it!

Q: Is it possible that the Planet Express ship's engines could cause the ship to suffer an existence failure?

[Reply #437 on:]

A: No, that's just scientific mumbo-jumbo

Q: Where would PE's engines get the air from to create thrust so it will move the universe around it, remembering that space has no air?

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A: Physics works like this: Matter tells Space how to curve. Space tells Matter how to move. The Planet Express ship tells Space to get knotted, and then goes where it needs to go.

Q: What is the name of Bender's father?

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A: Shaquille

Q: What about his mother?