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BeanBeanBean!

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« #400 : 05-20-2006 12:27 »
« : 05-20-2006 12:27 »

A: Electricity

Q: Apart from the massive ranch , how did Leo and Inez become so rich?


5th TOTPD!!!
shinyass

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« #401 : 05-20-2006 13:17 »

A:They "Won" the lottery

Q: What numbers were they?
TheFryMan

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« #402 : 05-20-2006 22:04 »

A: 1, 2, 3, 4, & 69

Q: In Alt. Cowboy Universe what job does Zoidberg have? (don't say cowboy)
H. G. Blob

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« #403 : 05-20-2006 22:32 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by Mas Rarraf:
Q: What is one of the key features of the 'Holden-Lightning-Lion-Shark-Fish?'   :p

Haha, good one Mas Rarraf. I'm always a fan of a collection of medium words that can be spoken really fast.
Mas Rarraf

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« #404 : 05-21-2006 05:03 »

As am I :P

A: He is a Undertaker. Unfortunately the people he tries to bury are usually alive.

Q:What about Bender?
shinyass

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« #405 : 05-21-2006 05:29 »
« : 05-21-2006 05:29 »

A: He blows the buggalow that have escaped out of the crator

Q: what about hermies?
dawoodz
Starship Captain
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« #406 : 05-21-2006 09:47 »

A: A cow-ba-crat

Q: Wot about fry?
shinyass

Liquid Emperor
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« #407 : 05-21-2006 10:23 »

A: An executive delivery boy that doesn't go on deliveries

Q: If Dr.Zoidberg's jelly comes out the top of his head (the wazoo), why does he do up the zip on his chest after he's been in the toilet?
TheFryMan

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« #408 : 05-21-2006 20:14 »

A: because the chest conatains jelly that is not extracted once in a lifetime, its extracted once a day, 10 pounds at a time, otherwise Zoid would explode with jelly

Q: does Zoidberg excrete jelly from any other place?
dawoodz
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« #409 : 05-22-2006 08:57 »

A: You sick people! and yes he does from the go-nads.

Q: Does scruffy have any other use except being a janitor who does do his  janitor duties?
shinyass

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« #410 : 05-22-2006 11:34 »

A: Yeah, providing hair cuts at a cost of three hundred dollars.

Q: Why does he do that job?
dawoodz
Starship Captain
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« #411 : 05-22-2006 11:59 »

A: The pays decent

Q: Why did the hairbot end up in a a criminally insane asylam in 'INSANE IN THE MAINFRAME'?
Dave B

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« #412 : 05-22-2006 13:25 »

A: He thought he was a pretty girl with all the hair, remember.

Q: Did Zap Brannigan's book 'Zap Brannigan's Big Book Of War' get good ratings or not?
TheFryMan

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« #413 : 05-22-2006 16:14 »

A: let's just say it started the war between the humans and brain balls

Q: what all is in ZB's big book of war?
BeanBeanBean!

Liquid Emperor
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« #414 : 05-22-2006 16:18 »

A: Sex , captain heroism and formal shorts.

Q: Why does Zap favour velour so much?
Xanfor

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« #415 : 05-22-2006 16:57 »

A: I can't answer that, there may be people under the age of 25 present!

Q: A child-safe answer to the above question?

TheFryMan

Bending Unit
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« #416 : 05-22-2006 17:32 »

A: because &*(($# is @!!#$$%, if you know what I mean!

Q: what religion is Zapp?
Xanfor

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« #417 : 05-22-2006 17:36 »

A: Well, getting kind of personal, aren't we?

Q: I've got the day off and things to do, so I'll just pass the question on again.

Fry1077

Liquid Emperor
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« #418 : 05-22-2006 19:19 »

A: Get back to work slacker  ;)

Q: What's Zoidberg's religion
zoiby

Starship Captain
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« #419 : 05-23-2006 02:01 »

A: Zoidbergism

Q: who are the gods and what are its teachings
Mas Rarraf

Starship Captain
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« #420 : 05-23-2006 03:04 »

A: Zoidberg, and 'whats edible and whats not'

Q: 1 thing is listed as unedible... what?
shinyass

Liquid Emperor
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« #421 : 05-23-2006 10:00 »

A: Nothing is, eating anything is your priority

Q: Is it?
KurtPikachu2001

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« #422 : 05-23-2006 10:53 »

A:  No, not exactly.

Q:  What would happen if Fry, Leela, Bender, Hermes, Professor, and Amy all accidently ate Zoidberg's jelly? 

dawoodz
Starship Captain
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« #423 : 05-23-2006 12:46 »

A: Zoidberg would explode.

Q: Why would he explode?
Dave B

Urban Legend
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« #424 : 05-23-2006 13:13 »
« : 05-23-2006 13:13 »

A: The Jelly supported his body's structure and so he collapsed which trigger internal combustion within his body

Q: Will Richard Nixon ever die???
dawoodz
Starship Captain
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« #425 : 05-23-2006 13:57 »

A: Some sceptics say yes, but others say no.

Q: What type of switch is benders 'on/off' switch?
shinyass

Liquid Emperor
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« #426 : 05-23-2006 14:35 »

A: Floopy disk eject dismantle knob

Q: What's the name of Dr.Zoidberg's mother?
TheFryMan

Bending Unit
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« #427 : 05-23-2006 14:55 »

A: Soidberg

Q: What bout his father
dawoodz
Starship Captain
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« #428 : 05-24-2006 10:34 »

A: x-oidberg

Q: Why did become a doctor of humans and crustaceans (sp?) ?
MarriedtoAmy

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« #429 : 05-24-2006 10:57 »

I love Amy she rules on futurama  :love:
If I was on the series i'd go out with her in Season one to Season 4,plus we'd get married and stuff too along the way.
dawoodz
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« #430 : 05-24-2006 11:34 »

Hey MarriedtoAmy welcome to peel. Everthings split up into threads so that there is a particular subject to talk about. This is a question and answer thread so what you just posted is completely irrelavant and is frowned upon, but seen as it's your first post, we'll let you off. Make sure you read the faq's, www.peelified.com/ubb/faq.html,  to get a gist of what to do. ADIOS.
TheFryMan

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« #431 : 05-24-2006 15:53 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by dawoodz:
A: x-oidberg

Q: Why did become a doctor of humans and crustaceans (sp?) ?

A: Because at the annual conventions, he gets double the food!

Q: WHO in their right mind would give Zoidberg a doctor's degree?

Xanfor

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« #432 : 05-24-2006 17:18 »

A: They gave it to him just to get him off the planet.

Q: Is the head museum like an apartment building for heads? The rent is just having to be displayed?

Mas Rarraf

Starship Captain
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« #433 : 05-25-2006 00:03 »

A: Yeah, but they don't pay rent. The people pay for them. They only have to pay on Tuesday's.

Q: Name 3 people NOT seen in the head-museum, but that you would expect to see inside.
Dave B

Urban Legend
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« #434 : 05-25-2006 05:26 »

A: Elvis Presly, Bob Geldof and Charlie Chaplin  :p

Q: When does Bender ever wear his nose?
zoiby

Starship Captain
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« #435 : 05-25-2006 06:54 »

A: when he wants to look like a human

Q: why would he want to look like human
Xanfor

DOOP Secretary
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« #436 : 05-25-2006 09:09 »

A: He doesn't! That's why he never wears it!

Q: Is it possible that the Planet Express ship's engines could cause the ship to suffer an existence failure?

shinyass

Liquid Emperor
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« #437 : 05-25-2006 12:45 »
« : 05-25-2006 12:45 »

A: No, that's just scientific mumbo-jumbo

Q: Where would PE's engines get the air from to create thrust so it will move the universe around it, remembering that space has no air?
Xanfor

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« #438 : 05-25-2006 12:48 »

A: Physics works like this: Matter tells Space how to curve. Space tells Matter how to move. The Planet Express ship tells Space to get knotted, and then goes where it needs to go.

Q: What is the name of Bender's father?

TheFryMan

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« #439 : 05-25-2006 13:06 »
« : 05-25-2006 13:06 »

A: Shaquille

Q: What about his mother?
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