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CaptanYesterday

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« Reply #80 on: 01-26-2005 11:30 »

A: Rick James BITCH!

Q: Were will the hunymoon be?
Henrik87

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« Reply #81 on: 01-26-2005 13:21 »
« Last Edit on: 01-26-2005 13:21 »

A: The honeymoon will be held in old New York at Fry's old home, Leela insists on decorating Fry's house nicely.

Q: How exactly does the L-unit enable space travel?
morbo_it

Bending Unit
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« Reply #82 on: 01-26-2005 15:28 »

A) without L-unit, space travel becomes space trave
Q) why does bender bend girders?
CaptanYesterday

Bending Unit
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« Reply #83 on: 01-26-2005 15:35 »

A: Fortune and Glory

Q: Whats the Profesor's leatest Invention?
AsaB

Bending Unit
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« Reply #84 on: 01-26-2005 16:09 »

A: The comeback of The Wheel

Q: How come Leela is the least mutated mutant ever born?
CaptanYesterday

Bending Unit
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« Reply #85 on: 01-26-2005 16:36 »

A: Becuase she broke the mold!

Q: Why is Hermese so wild for jerk?
LoveForFry

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #86 on: 01-26-2005 16:36 »
« Last Edit on: 01-26-2005 16:36 »

Damn, Captain Yesterday beat me to it!

A)What jamaican isnt?

Q)Why was the Planet Express building built like that?
Hedonism Bot

Bending Unit
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« Reply #87 on: 01-26-2005 16:56 »

It was based on the London Houses of Parliament, as Farnsworth is a staunch Roundhead.

Why are most mutants brown or green?
Futurama Nerd

Professor
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« Reply #88 on: 01-26-2005 18:42 »

A: Cause of sewer water. Duh.

Q: If Hermes isn't at work, where will you most likly find him?
Nerd-o-rama

Urban Legend
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« Reply #89 on: 01-26-2005 19:16 »

A: Trying to file his goldfish.

Q: What event is so impossible it never happened in any of Farnsie's Alternate Universe boxes?
MrMoose

Starship Captain
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« Reply #90 on: 01-26-2005 19:25 »

A: Zoidberg being popular.

Q: What does Nixon do in his free time?
Bender2.0

Bending Unit
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« Reply #91 on: 01-26-2005 19:43 »

A: Cleaning the gunk out of his jar.

Q: What sport is fry good at?
CaptanYesterday

Bending Unit
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« Reply #92 on: 01-26-2005 20:42 »

A: PACMAN

Q: What is Scruffy's hidden agenda?
rano

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #93 on: 01-26-2005 21:02 »

A: He's really a spy from the planet Janitoria 4, testing the earth for weaknesses so his home planet can invade and clean it up

Q: Why is the planet express ship green?
chay´s head

Space Pope
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« Reply #94 on: 01-26-2005 21:09 »

A: Why is the Sky Blue? Why do birds Fly? i cant answer these questions buddy, SO JUST BACK OFF!
Q:How did the robot devil go in his poker night with nixon?
CaptanYesterday

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« Reply #95 on: 01-26-2005 21:15 »

A: Not well, It was strip pocker Nixon has no body and robot devil wears no close!

Q: Whats up with Ziodberg?
Young_and_Angry

Professor
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« Reply #96 on: 01-26-2005 21:36 »

A: He's a desperately poor lobster thing that is grotesque and no one likes. NEXT!
Q: IS the robot devil secretly gay?
Junkman

Crustacean
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« Reply #97 on: 01-26-2005 21:40 »

A. Yes.

Q. What other job would Zoidberg be well suited for?
Nasty Pasty

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #98 on: 01-26-2005 21:42 »
« Last Edit on: 01-26-2005 21:42 »

A. Yes, that's why Robot God sent him to hell.

Q. What would have happened if Fry's Brother Yancy got frozen instead?

*Edit: Dammit! Beat me to it.*
Beamer

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« Reply #99 on: 01-26-2005 21:44 »
« Last Edit on: 01-26-2005 21:44 »

(in answer to Junkman's question)

A: The main course at a restaurant.

Q: Where did Fry work before his job at Panucci's?
Procyon

Bending Unit
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« Reply #100 on: 01-26-2005 22:23 »

A: Nowhere, he didn't have a job except to make God cry.

Q: How did Bender get those wooden clogs on his foot cups in Crimes of the Hot?
M0le

Space Pope
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« Reply #101 on: 01-26-2005 22:26 »

A: He skinned the native wood people of Holland and turned them into shoes.
Q: Should Zapp and Kif get together?
Beamer

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« Reply #102 on: 01-26-2005 22:29 »

A: What? You're saying that as if they haven't already...

Q: What other special features does Bender include that we don't yet know about?
Prof. Wernstrum

Starship Captain
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« Reply #103 on: 01-27-2005 08:34 »

A: He consists of 40% silicon, 30% tin, 110% molybdenum, 87.3% plutonium...

Q: Just how did Zapp get to such a high rank anyway?
Venus

Urban Legend
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« Reply #104 on: 01-27-2005 08:43 »

A: he has naked pictures of higher ranking officials.

Q: Why does Leela always wear knee high boots?
TheFryMan

Bending Unit
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« Reply #105 on: 01-27-2005 08:57 »

A:Bender Lets Loose

Q:If there was one more character (that used to be) on Futurama, what woould he/she be?
TheFryMan

Bending Unit
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« Reply #106 on: 01-27-2005 08:58 »

Whoops Sorry, my bad,
A:They're The Only Things That Fit Her...
chay´s head

Space Pope
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« Reply #107 on: 01-27-2005 09:01 »

A: someone who could understand your question. and a Quirky yet sensitive tadpole
Q:Where can i meet people for the Radiator Planet, without having to trek all the way to the radiator planet.
Hedonism Bot

Bending Unit
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« Reply #108 on: 01-27-2005 12:11 »

They lurk around the edges of rooms; they are distinguishable from radiators, as they have eyes where the little knob should be.

Why do we never see Britain?
Space Wasp

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #109 on: 01-27-2005 13:35 »

A: It sunk.

Q: Does the exact centre of the universe orbit around the Eternium sun?
Young_and_Angry

Professor
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« Reply #110 on: 01-27-2005 15:47 »

A...Yes.
Q: What was Leela's previous career before the cyrogenics counseler?
morbo_it

Bending Unit
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« Reply #111 on: 01-27-2005 15:51 »
« Last Edit on: 01-27-2005 15:51 »

A) batman
Q) where's the head of batman in 3000?
Fry´s Nightmare

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #112 on: 01-27-2005 17:47 »
« Last Edit on: 01-27-2005 17:47 »

A: Stuffed in Bender's locker.
Q: Who's Bender's daddy?
TheLesbianLeela

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #113 on: 01-27-2005 17:52 »

A.: The Destroyer.

Q.: Does the leg-mutant wear shoe(s)?
Futurama Nerd

Professor
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« Reply #114 on: 01-27-2005 18:17 »

A: Nope, socks.

Q: Just how many pieces of  assorted lengths of wire does the professor have?
CaptanYesterday

Bending Unit
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« Reply #115 on: 01-27-2005 18:33 »

A: Fiftysixish...

Q: What are the differant possible uses for the finglonger?
laroquettespine

Bending Unit
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« Reply #116 on: 01-27-2005 18:53 »

A:  1) Shiskabob skewer for PE barbecues
2) "What the hell is that?" test-toucher
3) Fry's butt-scratcher.

Q:  What did the personal ad in the "Lonely Hearts" column written by Linda (news anchor) say?
Quimbly

Bending Unit
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« Reply #117 on: 01-27-2005 20:14 »
« Last Edit on: 01-27-2005 20:14 »

A:  "Blonde, athletic professional female, tired of the domineering, alien news anchor type, seeking intimate relationship with Earthican male, OR, male pleasure-bot.  Bending units need not apply."

Q:  What indescribable horror did Linda witness when Morbo revealed his bare chest to her in, "A Taste of Freedom"?
chay´s head

Space Pope
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« Reply #118 on: 01-27-2005 20:20 »

A: 12 Billion nipples, im talking Nipples on Nipples.
Q:Just how do you pronounce nibblers REAL name, you know that one that is unpronouncable?
LoveForFry

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #119 on: 01-27-2005 20:27 »

A:You have the learn the nibbloninan language, but the anwser is......

Q:Why did fry's mom buy him the red coat, and not the green one?
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