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Nasty Pasty

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« Reply #200 on: 01-30-2005 18:43 »
« Last Edit on: 01-30-2005 18:43 »

 
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Originally posted by newhook_1:
Q: Why do the police use robots in the future?

A. To stop racial profiling.

Q. What does Leela's bracelet from her parents say?

Edit: TOTPD
Guineapig Trick

Professor
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« Reply #201 on: 01-30-2005 18:46 »
« Last Edit on: 01-30-2005 18:46 »

A: Pigs cost too much.

EDIT: Damn beat to it.
Zmithy

Professor
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« Reply #202 on: 01-30-2005 18:47 »

A. Nothing, it can't talk  tongue

Q. How many babies can Bender fit in his chest cabinet?
Nasty Pasty

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #203 on: 01-30-2005 18:53 »

A. 83

Q. Why didnt we ever see Katrina or Xanthor after AOI2?
laroquettespine

Bending Unit
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« Reply #204 on: 01-30-2005 19:42 »

A:  Because Leela forgot to feed Nibbler on the very same fateful day that Fry and Bender tested their "barbecue sauce bazooka" on Planet Express's two most obscure employees.

Q:  Why did Mr. Panucci hire Fry over the other applicants for the delivery boy job.
MrMoose

Starship Captain
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« Reply #205 on: 01-30-2005 19:50 »

A: Nibbler held a gun to Panucci's head forcing him to hire Fry, so that it would be eazier to get Fry to the cryogenics facility.

Q: What is the worst topping Panucci ever put on a pizza?
The Pizzazz

Bending Unit
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« Reply #206 on: 01-30-2005 19:57 »

A: Three-eyed fish

Q: Why does the Sargeant like to eat out of the toilet?
Shippy Mandy

Bending Unit
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« Reply #207 on: 01-30-2005 20:28 »

A: Because everyone loves the distinct taste of toilet water on steak.

Q: If Leela died, what would Fry do?
laroquettespine

Bending Unit
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« Reply #208 on: 01-30-2005 20:35 »

A:  He'd be inconsolable for the first few months, but then he'd finally go on with his life.  He might find happiness with another someday, but he'd always hold a special place in his heart for his cycloptic love.

What, was it supposed to be funny?  You sickasses.

Q:  What method of assassination does Wernstrom fantasize about for Prof. Farnsworth?
SlackJawedMoron

Urban Legend
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« Reply #209 on: 01-30-2005 20:37 »

A. Kill-bot dance party.

Q. How many robot angels can dance on Bender's antennae?
MrMoose

Starship Captain
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« Reply #210 on: 01-30-2005 20:47 »

A: .001564

Q: If Zoidberg were to get a pet, what would it be?
TheFryMan

Bending Unit
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« Reply #211 on: 01-30-2005 21:00 »

A: A dog... with clothes, um... sounds soooo DELICIOUS!!!

Q: If Zoidberg opened a shop of some-sort, what would it be?
MrMoose

Starship Captain
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« Reply #212 on: 01-30-2005 21:15 »

A: An all you can eat buffet.

Q: How come almost every character doesn't have facial hair?
Shippy Mandy

Bending Unit
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« Reply #213 on: 01-30-2005 21:37 »

A: I don't know...something about living in the future and magical razors.

Q: How do we know that what happened during The Sting wasn't real, and that the rest of the series was a dream?
TheFryMan

Bending Unit
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« Reply #214 on: 01-30-2005 21:53 »

A: Don't ever say anything like that, dammit!

Q: On the PE "Team" who would be the best batter?
newhook_1

Urban Legend
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« Reply #215 on: 01-30-2005 22:04 »

A: Zoidberg, ground up to a fine paste and spread over a side of chicken with some pepper.

Q: Why didn't Lrrr attack Earth on other occasions when the television signal was inturrupted?
laroquettespine

Bending Unit
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« Reply #216 on: 01-30-2005 22:15 »
« Last Edit on: 01-30-2005 22:15 »

A:  None of the other shows had the energetic zing of "Single Female Lawyer" that impassioned Lrrr toward invasion.  For example, when "Batman" was interrupted by a bulletin announcing the safe return of the Apollo 13 astronauts, Lrrr merely slaughtered 10,000 of his own Omicronians, blew up the nearest planet, and stomped on a daisy.

Q:  People who go school long time write big paper with many fancy words.  This called "doctoral dissertation".  Main statement called "thesis".  What was the thesis of Mayor Poopenmeyer's doctoral dissertation?
Shippy Mandy

Bending Unit
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« Reply #217 on: 01-30-2005 22:32 »

A: How should I know?

Q: What would life be like if Leela became an angsty goth-stereotype?
rano

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #218 on: 01-30-2005 22:35 »

A: Fry would be even more madly in love with her, sporting skin tight leather pants (with no ass) and jackets with dog collar (complete with spikes) to impress her. 

Q: In the parallel universe where everyone is a cowboy, what are the buggalo boys on parallel-mars like?
laroquettespine

Bending Unit
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« Reply #219 on: 01-30-2005 22:41 »

A:  They would be tea-sipping, hanky-dabbing fops.

Q:  All right, since none of you FUCKING idiots knows what a dissertation is:  Duh, what lol is Bender's favorite food lol?!?1

Sorry, but the Pre-Teen Knucklehead Mafia (PTKM) just wears away at my normally calm, reserved exterior.
Fryrish1

Bending Unit
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« Reply #220 on: 01-30-2005 23:12 »

A: Zoidberg marinade with a side of petit pois

Q: what was life really like for women before genetic therapy?
newhook_1

Urban Legend
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« Reply #221 on: 01-30-2005 23:14 »
« Last Edit on: 01-30-2005 23:14 »

A: Sexually unfofilling.

Q: Seriously, what is Zapp trying to hide?
Futurama Nerd

Professor
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« Reply #222 on: 01-30-2005 23:20 »

A: Wouldn't you like to know...   roll eyes

Q: Who is the Slurm king?
Fryrish1

Bending Unit
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« Reply #223 on: 01-30-2005 23:23 »

A: WAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA IT IS ME! ALL BOW BEFORE THE ALL-SLURMY ONE!

Q: Speaking of the Slurm king, how many girls are there in his harem
rano

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #224 on: 01-30-2005 23:57 »

A: Depends how hungry he is

Q: What is toothpaste made from?
Nasty Pasty

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #225 on: 01-31-2005 00:07 »

A. Whale shit

Q. What would have happened if the Omicronians defeated Earth and took over?
The Pizzazz

Bending Unit
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« Reply #226 on: 01-31-2005 03:51 »

A: Human children would become a popular snack.

Q: Why does Hermes want a license to kill?
nutjob_69

Crustacean
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« Reply #227 on: 01-31-2005 05:53 »

A: get rid of zoidberg
Q: Why did every thing just taste purple for a second.
swidzi

Bending Unit
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« Reply #228 on: 01-31-2005 06:41 »

A: twee twee twee *nonsense Nibblonian talk*

Q: Where can you buy Thompsons Teeth??
MrMoose

Starship Captain
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« Reply #229 on: 01-31-2005 14:36 »

A: Find a guy named Thompson and punch him in the teeth.

Q: What kind of music does Zoidberg listen to?
Bender2.0

Bending Unit
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« Reply #230 on: 01-31-2005 15:06 »
« Last Edit on: 01-31-2005 15:06 »

Sorry about this deleted post.

 
 
   

 
swidzi

Bending Unit
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« Reply #231 on: 01-31-2005 15:06 »

A: Heavy shell metal with latino-american and folk elements

Q: What's Amy's hobby??
Bender2.0

Bending Unit
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« Reply #232 on: 01-31-2005 15:15 »
« Last Edit on: 01-31-2005 15:15 »

A: Sorting out her Bras.

Q: What would Bender like to accomplish?
MrMoose

Starship Captain
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« Reply #233 on: 01-31-2005 15:42 »

A: KILL ALL HUMANS, MWAHAHAHAHAHA

Q: What does the professor dream about everytime he takes a nap?
morbo_it

Bending Unit
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« Reply #234 on: 01-31-2005 16:07 »

A) new slippers
Q) what does zapp eat usually?
LoveForFry

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #235 on: 01-31-2005 16:22 »

A)Whatevers sexually appitizing

Q)So, how come yancy was always stealing everything of frys, word?
Quimbly

Bending Unit
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« Reply #236 on: 01-31-2005 16:50 »
« Last Edit on: 01-31-2005 16:50 »

First, in response to LaroquetteSpine:
     
Quote
Q: People who go school long time write big paper with many fancy words. This called "doctoral dissertation". Main statement called "thesis". What was the thesis of Mayor Poopenmeyer's doctoral dissertation?

Case study in the sustainability and economic viability of merging the municipal governing body dynamics of a large metropolatan center with a model DR5-34A Automated-Teller-Machine:  Project "Citihall"


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Quote
Originally posted by LoveForFry:
A)Whatevers sexually appitizing

Q)So, how come yancy was always stealing everything of frys, word?

A:  It's so obvious how incredibly jealous Yancy is of Philip's magnificance.  Don't you see it?!

Q:  What other things was Fry good at when he had the Robot Devil's hands?

TheFryMan

Bending Unit
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« Reply #237 on: 01-31-2005 17:35 »

A: A new pair of hands, magical fingers, IT'S FRY-THINK

 
Quote
Originally posted by TheFryMan:
A: Don't ever say anything like that, dammit!

Q: On the PE "Team" who would be the best batter?

When I said BATTER, I meant BASEBALL BATTER-

Q: On the PE "Team" WHO IS THE BEST BASEBALL BATTER!
MrMoose

Starship Captain
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« Reply #238 on: 01-31-2005 17:52 »

A: Bender because he would fine a way to cheat.

Q: Why is Fry's old house a wreck from the outside, but inside it is really nice?
Super CheekyBab

Crustacean
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« Reply #239 on: 01-31-2005 18:10 »

A:'Cause some weird mutantwith brushers for hands cleaned EVERYTHING!!!

Q:Who was suppost to fumigate the moose head in ep Mars University?
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