Movie trailers and films you just want to see

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ehh...looks like another bad/lame superhero movie to me, just Fantasic 4...

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You shutup!
It's gonna be ace!

HD versions here.

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Is "ace" a Commonwealth expression synonymous with "arse"?  If so, I agree.

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Shut your acehole.

Also, no.

Also also, Commonwealth?
You fail history! That's not unpossible!

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Forgetting Sarah Marshall

Kristen Bell sex scenes! She has a bathing suit on. Sorry, Faze  .

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Plus points for Kristen Bell in a bathing suit, minus points for Russell Brand....

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Originally posted by DrThunder88:
I agree with the assertation that Scary Movie-esque spoofs these days are less parodies and more pop culture mashups.

I have a great idea for a new movie:

The Monster Mashup: a hip, hilarious spoof of classic monster movies, with a liberal dose of sex, scatological humor, full frontal nudity, drug and alcohol use and a Grammy award winning soundtrack, by Ashley Simpson and Smashmouth.

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It's mentioned on the Superbad commentary.  They should do a "Shitty Movie" franchise...

Starting with "Shitty Movie 4"...

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VF forgot "people getting hit in the head" (see new Superhero Movie trailer with Leslie Nielson), she'll never last in the movie biz.   

Apparently there was almost a GTA movie starring Eminem, I think we dodged an Uwe Bollet there.   

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Originally posted by ~FazeShift~:
Shut your acehole.

Also, no.

Also also, Commonwealth?
You fail history! That's not unpossible!

I've failed better history than yours!

Okay...fine...is it a non-American English expression synonymous with "arse"?

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Originally posted by ~FazeShift~:
Also, no.

The point is, I'm looking forward to Iron Man! 

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you've been lied to faze.

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Oh ya I saw that too, but I had to make the Ewww Boll pun, soooo ummm, SHUSH!

Also:

Supposed to continue 20 mins after the events of Casino Royale, awesome, an actual sequel!   

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Nice, what's it called again? Quantum something...

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Quantum Of Solace
 

Originally posted by BirthdayClown:
Kristen Bell sex scenes! She has a bathing suit on. Sorry, Faze   .

I'll take what I can!
Scarlett Johansson and Penelope Cruise have an upcoming sex scene together too! 

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Originally posted by ~FazeShift~:
Scarlett Johansson and Penelope Cruise have an upcoming sex scene together too!   

... I'll be in my bunk.

Also, Cruz.

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Best. movie. ever!
But no thank you to that threesome with Javier Bardem.

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Consider my interest piqued for Hancock

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Penelope Cruz dodged the Cruise missile of Scientology.

I should write for Conan or something.

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Originally posted by ~FazeShift~:
Supposed to continue 20 mins after the events of Casino Royale, awesome, an actual sequel!     

They reported that more than a year ago.   
 
Also, apparently Vesper Lynd's ex-boyfriend, the Algerian, is supposed to play a role as a bad guy.
And Bond starts a steamy romance with M.

One of those sentences was false.

**

Edit: Just read that the story arc with Vesper's Ex may have been scrapped after Roger Michell decided not to direct Bond 22.

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so that means the romance with M is true!

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So, 10,000 BC: The Ten Commandments crossed with Apocalypto crossed with Stargate crossed with the Planet of the Apes remake?

That's so crazy it just might work!

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I know it will probably me lame but I want to see Get Smart. It's one of my favorite shows. I used to watch it on Nick at Night when I was a kid.

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Leslie Nielson! I love that guy.

So superhero movie may be watchable, not in the sense of going to the movies, but more internet watchable.

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where did leslie neilson come from?

Also. This looks AWESOME

As far as crappy apocalypse action movies go, this seems to be by far the best and most tragically hokey.

It's like a cross between: 28 days/weeks later, resident evil 2, Escape from LA/NY and everything else!

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Wall-E Trailer

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Originally posted by chay's head:
where did leslie neilson come from?

The essence of comedy had sex with God.

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EDIT: Leslie is old

Ben is going to hunt me down and kill me now...

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Oh, brilliant. I know where you work now. 

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wait...

There's no way you could figure it out.

please god, there's no way he could figure it out...

I forget, do you work in crows next, live in crows nest, or just pass through?

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Machine Girl

I'm going crazy with the Japanese.

@Chay. Google and google maps. A stalkers best friend!

Now to prank call Chay.
>_>
<_<

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I'm a little peeved that the live-action Neon Genesis Evangelion project appears to have stalled.

Anyone have any info on the status? 'Cause I got zip.

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Live action Neon Genesis!?! Awesome. No info though sorry 

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Evangelion has been stalled from the get go, pretty much.

Weta Workshop where doing a bit of concept art, last I heard of anything new was about a year ago.

Weta Concept Art

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Yeah, I've seen the WETA stuff. Thanks though.
Meh. I'd have thought the success of Transformers with the giant robot things smacking crap out of each other might have spurred someone on to take advantage of the current pro-giant robot atmosphere.

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Maybe with the possibility of a Robotech movie it might get the studios interested again.

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Originally posted by DogDoo8:
Robotech

I just came a little bit.

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a film called "jumper" looks quite good!

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Originally posted by VelourFog:
so that means the romance with M is true!

That might beat 007 having an affair with Felix Leiter... 

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I have a love-hate relationship with Jack Black, this looks like it might be a good... Plus, it has Mos Def.

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