Movie trailers and films you just want to see

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I know! Someone at work, who was psyched to see it said it was bad! But she is female...so what would she know! I'm still going to see it!

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Originally posted by ~FazeShift~:
Oooh, I have it it's in French with subs but I haven't watched it yet.

I bought the DVD (it was, like 4 quid from Amazon).  There's an English track, with Jonathan Pryce, Daniel Craig and Catherine MacCormick providing voices.

I've not watched it yet, but I'm gonna over the next few days.

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Originally posted by Gocad:
   To be honest I do hope that this won't happen. Because that would be a mere repeat of Burton's Batman, where the chemicals turned Napier into the Joker.

But in Nolan's Batman the Joker is already the Joker.

Also: Hellboy: The Golden Army trailer Red is back.   

Though Burton DID rip it from the comics, it would be cool if Joker got infected in a different from ironic way than usual. He still is just wearing make up, his mind is there but the horrible unchangible grin, natural green hair and skin palette of a shut in Goth aren't properly there yet.

The Bank Robbery Teaser proves Mentally, he meets the evil insane bastard requirement. Still, this Joker reeks of scary intimidation which I like.

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Originally posted by ~FazeShift~:
Early reports are saying AvP2 sucks...   
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!   

It doesn't.
Early reports can suck my balls.
It was a vast vast improvement over the first one.

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The new reports are that it sucks. Everyone says that everything blows except the gore. Let's see that suck your balls, Coldy.

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It did. I enjoyed it.

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Untraceable looks kinda interesting. And i'm not sure about Strange Wilderness, could be funny, what was the last thing that happy madison did?

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Last one by HappyMadison was Benchwarmers. Before that was Grandmas Boy witch was great. 

Just Had a look at Adam Sandlers site and he's got a new comedy with him in the main.
You Don't Mess With The Zohan

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Adam Sandler is trapped on an island and falls in love with a coconut? Not again!

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Starship Troopers 3, Would You Like To Know More?

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Originally posted by homerjaysimpson:
Adam Sandler is trapped on an island and falls in love with a coconut? Not again!

The real twist is that their a gay married couple who aren't really gay. Their just doing it for the insurance money.

Starship Troopers 3? 
Zapp Brannigin:
Call me cocky, but if there's an alien out there I can't kill I haven't met him and killed him yet.

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Elijah Wood Wants To Go Back Again To ‘The Hobbit’

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There are Heroes, there are Superheroes, and there's Hancock.

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Lolz! Looks good.

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The Day The Earth Stood Still - December 2008

I loved the Original and can understand a remake. I just hope they don't screw it up.

p.s. I not sure about Keanu Reeves as Klaatu.

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ok, is anyone on the planet actually excited to see Stallone reprise his role as Rambo one more time?

Seriously, wtf.

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So I finally got around to seeing the Hellboy 2 trailer.  Looks like wacky fun.  Stargate fans, is it just me or did the elves evolve from the Iratus bug, too?

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Speaking of Stargate:
Somebody tell me that Emmerich's new film (10.000 BC) is not some sort of prequel to Stargate.

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not as far as I know, and the producers of SG have expressed a strong dislike for prequels.

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Have you seen the trailer, Gopher?

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Meet the Spartans (300 spoof)

NO WAY THAT IS SEAN MAGUIRE IN A BUFF!!! He was my teenage crush when he was in Eastenders.

Do like the Britney though as she does needs a good kicking

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Originally posted by DogDoo8:

Just Had a look at Adam Sandlers site and he's got a new comedy with him in the main.
You Don't Mess With The Zohan

  DROOL!!!! 

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Can we make spoofs illegal? Please? Who in the hell would want to see that piece of shit? Don't answer that, Juliet. I'd rather watch the real 300.

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One Star Trek Teaser Trailer Please.

Correct me if I'm wrong and there is a better thread.

It was right in front of me. 

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The Dark Knight is going to be depressing since Heath Ledger has passed on.

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Originally posted by BirthdayClown:
Can we make spoofs illegal? Please? Who in the hell would want to see that piece of shit? Don't answer that, Juliet. I'd rather watch the real 300.

No, Don't make spoofs illegal! Then we wouldn't have Spaceballs. We should just make stupidity illegal. Although then we'd have to arrest 95% of the people on Earth.

I haven't seen any trailers yet but has anybody heard anything about Valkyrie? That's supposed to be good.

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I guess the Joker won't be returning for any future sequels.

It's SAD and CREEPY!!!

      

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No, Don't make spoofs illegal! Then we wouldn't have Spaceballs.

Yes, isn't that what we were saying?

Oh, you mean that as a negative thing.

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Nobody insults spaceballs! I suppose next you're gonna tell me you don't like Animal House or Caddyshack.

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The spoof genre died after Hot Shots Part Deux.  After that, spoofs stopped trying to mock the foibles of different types of movies and more concerned with cramming as many pop culture references surrounded by dick jokes into 90 minutes.

Actually, I'm tempted to say they died with Spaceballs, but I love Spaceballs and enjoy the Hot Shots movies, so nyah.

Take Airplane!, Young Frankenstein, Blazing Saddles, etc and compare them to anything from Scary Movie on.  There's really no competition.

"Do you like gladiator movies, Jimmy?"

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Shaun of the Dead being the only real exception.

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OK, Shaun of the Dead and Hot Fuzz (I assume, it's on my list of things to see) get a pass, since they try to be real movies.

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Any Spoof by Mel Brooks is a given great.

Meet the spartins is not a spoof its just crap. And its not sticking with a spoof of the movie, their also including real life things witch makes it even more shit.

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Nixorbo basicaly hit it on the head there.

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That man could nail anything.

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Damn straight.

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Originally posted by Nixorbo:
OK, Shaun of the Dead and Hot Fuzz (I assume, it's on my list of things to see) get a pass, since they try to be real movies.

Raise Hot Fuzz's position on that list immediately.  Another great, non-Mel Brooks spoof is Team America (fuck yeah).  And I don't know if Major League counts as a spoof, but it was pretty good.

I agree with the assertation that Scary Movie-esque spoofs these days are less parodies and more pop culture mashups.  That's not to say there's anything wrong with a pop culture mashup except for the fact that they suck ass repeatedly and powerfully.

The fact o' the matter is any 300 spoof is going to have the ignominious fate of being preceded by a billion horrible YouTube spoofs.

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Yeah I think the audio from that movie has been applied to almost every other movie/TV show ever made by now.

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