Favourite Fry quote

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fry: those bastards
the why of fry

[Reply #81 on:]

Everybody thought I was stupid, but I proved them...

[Reply #82 on:]

*Bump*

I'm watching "Why Must I Be a Crustacean in Love" on Comedy Central right now, and I think this line is brilliant:

"No, make up some feelings and tell her you have them."

A few other quotes/moments I love:

"No fair! Leela was training me to be captain. She even let me sit on her lap and steer...in this comic I drew."

"Wait a minute, Bender's name isn't Bonder, it's Bender."

"Maybe we're all wearing magic rings, but they're invisible rings, so we don't even realize it. Also you can't feel the rings."

"Whatever. The correct answer is: to be a superhero.  We have superpowers, and we're Americans. This is our chance."

"Boneitis? Pfft, that's a funny name for a horrible disease."

Is it obvious that Fry's my favorite character? 'Cause he totally is.

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I thought the "Bonder?  Is that you!?" is even better.

Perhaps that's just me.

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I think "Bonder", in and of itself, is hilarious. I'm either naming my firstborn child or my next goldfish Bonder. That name needs to live on.

[Reply #85 on:]

Morgan Proctor: "So...this is where you eat?"

Fry: "Eat AND sleep!"

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Fry: "Hello ladies. I can read your thoughts."

[Reply #87 on:]

too many to have a favourite

[Reply #88 on:]

Fry: [to Clinton] Hey, I remember you. I was gonna vote for you one time. But voting isn't cool so I stayed home alone and got trashed on Listerine

[Reply #89 on:]

The Route of All Evil
"I heard alcohol makes you stupid."
"No I'm - doesn't."

[Reply #90 on:]

"My Ronco Record Vault! I still remember the combination...three."

[Reply #91 on:]

Thats not a really good one.

[Reply #92 on:]

No one said we could only quote from Fry's own stupidity. True, almost all of his brilliant lines get their shine from his childishness, ignorance, charming innocence, etc., but I at least still enjoy this line, particularly its delivery (with such optimism and just the right length of a pause before he reveals the lone number).

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-Ouch my sperm!!......
after pointing the ray again on him...
-it didnt hurt this time...

this episode is one of the ever greatest.. but this like is just so funny... and i love that he doesnt say me penis, my balls my genitals.. he says sperm. of course he cant feel it getting destroyed but we all know that it comes down to it... useless sperm

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BENDER!! BENDER! (opens the door to the bathroom while bender is flushing himslef...) Have you seen my sobrero??

they are so surrealistic

[Reply #95 on:]

Oh, the sombrero...I had completely forgotten about that one! Yes, surrealistic is a good way to describe it. I think what really makes that line good (to me, at least) is not the line itself but the urgency with which Fry says it.

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"Smell this milk."

[Aside] Given that the cow is extinct*, is it Buggalo milk that he's talking about? And after one thousand years they still haven't come up with milk that doesn't go off!

* Fry: OK, my friends. Get ready for the most delicious extinct animal you've ever tasted.
Amy: I don't know, I've had cow.

[Reply #97 on:]

"Smell this milk."

[Aside] Given that the cow is extinct*, is it Buggalo milk that he's talking about? And after one thousand years they still haven't come up with milk that doesn't go off!

* Fry: OK, my friends. Get ready for the most delicious extinct animal you've ever tasted.
Amy: I don't know, I've had cow.

You're very good at noticing details.

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"Smell this milk."

[Aside] Given that the cow is extinct*, is it Buggalo milk that he's talking about? And after one thousand years they still haven't come up with milk that doesn't go off!

* Fry: OK, my friends. Get ready for the most delicious extinct animal you've ever tasted.
Amy: I don't know, I've had cow.

Interestingly, the Slurm Queen mentions that milk comes from a cow's behind, and even while it is not technically true, it should be assumed that she is only stating this fact, because cows are actually generally amongst us.

Also, why does Farnsworth's Clone-o-Mat still have a cow mode, or at least, its dog mode goes "moo" anyway.

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Oh, the sombrero...I had completely forgotten about that one! Yes, surrealistic is a good way to describe it. I think what really makes that line good (to me, at least) is not the line itself but the urgency with which Fry says it.

yepp! its exactly that urgency that makes it hilarious because he opens the door without waiting for an answer, and you think he knows whats going on.. but he merely couldnt find his sobrero.. haha


and Svip.. i think that dog mode that goes moo.. is because the machine is not that reliable or even because they dont know thats a cow but the sound is on every toy for babies, and its the same thing with the machine that can translate to french but they know its an archaic language that is not spoken anymore no1 undestands it but fansworth couldnt invent a practical machine.. i dont know if you got the feeling.. i did my best

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Hey all I'm new and this was the first disscussion I saw my favs are

"You're smart, you're beautiful, and best of all you'd go out with me-eeee?"

and

"Fix it, fix it, fix it, fix it, fix it.....fix it, fix it, fix it"

I like all his quotes he's my fav character

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what up?

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"If I were registered to vote, I'd send these clowns a message by staying home on election day and dressing up like a clown."

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It's just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. But then the winter came and the grasshopper died and the octopus ate all his acorns and also he got a racecar. Is any of this getting through to you?

What smells like blue?

I really like it!!

Doesn't look that shiny to me!

My ass has blisters from the slide!

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My fave is from Why Must I Be A Crustacean In Love?

[On decapod 10, in the middle of claw plauque when Fry throws down the nutcracker he's holding]

Fry-My fellow fish monsters, far be it from me to question your stupid civilisation or its dumb customs. But is squeezing each others brains out with a giant nut cracker really going to solve anything? Dr. Zoidberg is my friend and though a woman has come between us i say we'll always remain friends. And do you know why? One reason......

[Fry holds up his arm to make a number one shape and zoidberg (offscreen) cuts his arm off]

Fry-You bastard! I'll kill you, you bastard!!!!

It's just hilarious the way he says it!!!!

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"Ooh, a reception table with muffins!"

[Reply #106 on:]

lol tedward tha mindblowing thing right?

i also like it when they go to buy a car for amy... and the salesman tells fry:

i understand sir, then its wonderful that you dont care wether any1 questions your sexual orientation

fry:  I care! I care plenty! (i just dont know how to make em stop) haha the anxiety in his voice and face.. haha

[Reply #107 on:]

aah your boring zoidberg
does planet express building was build on an old indian graveyard
both from 2x20 anthology of interest I

[Reply #108 on:]

 what if i never felt to the freezer doodle and came to the future jiggie..

hahaha.. they are endless

[Reply #109 on:]

aah your boring zoidberg
does planet express building was build on an old indian graveyard
both from 2x20 anthology of interest I

Another bad paraphrasing.
"Was Planet Express built on an Indian graveyard?"

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sorry I must watch more  futurama

[Reply #111 on:]

From Fry and the Slurm Factory: I know, I'll just swim around in the Slurm and drink all I want! (jumps in) Help! I cant swim!

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fry is with leela in a giant moon crater
fry-It's every man for himseld
fry jumps and start sinking
fry-help me leela!
1x02 the series has landed

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Space Pilot 3000:
fry: I come from the year 2000!
leela: Welcome to the year 3000!
fry: Wow! A million years!

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I remember telling FYP he did some bad paraphrasing, but this topic have reached new heights of bad paraphrasing.

[Reply #115 on:]

Heres another one of my favourites, In the Deep South Fry says something about Lions and Umbriel asks:

Umbriel: You have Sea Lions on the land?
Fry: Yeah! We call them Land Sea Lions!

[Reply #116 on:]

Ha ha! Another redundant quote! They are the classics...

[Reply #117 on:]

Ha ha! Another redundant quote! They are the classics...

Ha ha! Another redundant post!

[Reply #118 on:]

When Aliens Attack: It took me an hour to write, I though it would take an hour to read.

[Reply #119 on:]

"Also, smell this milk" is a good one, or "did everything just taste purple for a sec",(if its correct)