Favourite Fry quote

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My personal favourite quote would be in "Roswell that ends well"

Fry Lets go microwave, i'm in a hurry here! 

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Fry:  Now its personal...

(when the niblonians are telling him of the brains plans to destroy the universe, cracks me the hell up everytime;) )

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Fry: "Of course I've been up all night! Not because of caffeine. It was insomnia. I couldn't stop thinking about coffee. I need a nap.....Coffee time!"

Fry: "I really like it."

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I like

Professor- "And Fry, you have that brain thing."

Fry - "I already did"

also

Fry- "This is for Bender's cocktail"

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"...like a balloon and...something bad happens."

Fry is the greatest character ever created in my opinion...he's just a goldmine of hilarious quotes.

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"Who wants to know?"

"Did everything just taste purple for a second"

"What do you suggest, a daring daylight raid of Fort Knox on elephant back? That's the dumbest thing I ever heard."

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Fry: "What smells like blue?"

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Fry: Hey, which crazy thing happening are you guys screaming about?

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Fry: My god...a million years...

Fry: Hey...when you look this good you don't have to know anything.

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"Help, me Leela! I can't swim in honey as far as I know!"

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"it's every man for himself!"
falls into quicksand
"Help me Leela!"

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Fry: "It's just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. But then the winter came and the grasshopper died and the octopus ate all his acorns and also he got a racecar. Is any of this getting through to you?"

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"You're smart, you're beautiful, and best of all: you'd go out with me-eeee?"

"I never thought I'd die this way, but I'd always really hoped...."

"Wow! There's a million aliens. I've never seen anything so mind blowing....ooh, a reception table with muffins!"

bah, there's too many!

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Two:

"Alright, bird. You thought you could beat me in a game of wits; but you just met your equal."
   (Luck of the Fryrish)

"Why are those kids following you? Do you have candy stuck to your ass?"
   (The Cyberhouse Rules)

Hahaha...Fry is great.

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Two:

"Alright, bird. You thought you could beat me in a game of wits; but you just met your equal."
   (Luck of the Fryrish)

"Why are those kids following you? Do you have candy stuck to your ass?"
   (The Cyberhouse Rules)

Hahaha...Fry is great.

The first quote is not from the Luck of the Fryrish, but from Xmas Story- the first Xmas special....

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while were're on that episode i particularly like when after the bird escapes fry lifts up it's cage and yells
"I know where you live!"

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Fry: Leela! Oh, my God! You saved my life. I am gonna get you so many lizards!

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Oh yeah, you are right, when Fry was on the clock tower. I don't know why I thought of that.

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"People used to say I was dumb...but I proved them."

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Fry: "Ow! My small intestine! "

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Fry: "Every time something good happens to me you say it's some kind of madness, or I'm drunk, or I ate too much candy."

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Fry: Hey what smells like blue?
(In roswell that ends well.

OR

Fry: Hey did everything just taste purple for a second.

P.S. Sorry for making a second version of this on general discussion.

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Fry: "It's just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. But then the winter came and the grasshopper died and the octopus ate all his acorns and also he got a racecar. Is any of this getting through to you?"

I can't remember which episode that one comes from, but it's probably one of my favourite quotes.

What about:

Leela You can't just give away your secret identity think of all the damage we cause, we could get sued, and we don't want that.

Fry Or do we? No I guess we don't

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Fry: "It's just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. But then the winter came and the grasshopper died and the octopus ate all his acorns and also he got a racecar. Is any of this getting through to you?"

I can't remember which episode that one comes from, but it's probably one of my favourite quotes.

What about:

Leela You can't just give away your secret identity think of all the damage we cause, we could get sued, and we don't want that.

Fry Or do we? No I guess we don't

The grasshopper and the octopus story came from My Three Suns..., and the second quotes come from Less than Hero

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I can't remember which episode that one comes from, but it's probably one of my favourite quotes.

The greatest thing is that he's so commited to that story.

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"Noone in New York drove, there was too much traffic"

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That one went straight past his head, and how was he that terrible at driving if by the following quote
Fry: I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old Chevy Nova, it'll light up the night sky!
Well that indicates that it blew up, but the fact that he claims to have had a car, yet never drove seems kinda contradictary

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That one went straight past his head, and how was he that terrible at driving if by the following quote
Fry: I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old Chevy Nova, it'll light up the night sky!
Well that indicates that it blew up, but the fact that he claims to have had a car, yet never drove seems kinda contradictary

Write to Matt Groening and demand an explanation.

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Maybe the car blew up almost right after he bought it, and realized he blew all his money on it so never got a new one, hence never driving.

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Fry: "It's just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. But then the winter came and the grasshopper died and the octopus ate all his acorns and also he got a racecar. Is any of this getting through to you?"

That one and

"They called me dumb, but I proved them!"

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Maybe the car blew up almost right after he bought it, and realized he blew all his money on it so never got a new one, hence never driving.

Even if that were theoretically possible, it is false to assume that no one drove because there was too much traffic, that alone is contradictory, too much traffic= too many people driving, so the correct thing would have been not everyone drove, because there was too much traffic, but this is Fry we are talking about....

Fry: Ooh! My popcorn's done!

[Scene: Ships Galley. Fry opens the microwave and finds an entire corncob.]

Fry: Aw! It's less popped than ever.

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Even if that were theoretically possible, it is false to assume that no one drove because there was too much traffic, that alone is contradictory, too much traffic= too many people driving, so the correct thing would have been not everyone drove, because there was too much traffic, but this is Fry we are talking about....

I think that was the whole point of the joke.

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I know that, thats why I'm going about explaining how it was incorrect, yet fully within reason for the logic or lack there of, displayed by Fry at times.  Just because something might have applied to him he had inadvertently applied it to the entire population of Old New York.

Fry: OK, we're in the middle of nowhere, which is the safest part of nowhere. Just stay put and enjoy this calendar.

[He puts the pin-up from the ship above the fireplace. Enos flips it over to a picture of a man. Fry sternly turns it back to the woman.]

[Scene: Desert. Fry locks the shack door, gets in the Jeep and drives away.]

Fry: Safe and sound! Finally, I can continue to exist.

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"My folks were always on me to groom myself and wear underpants. What am I, the pope?"

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"My God...a million years!"

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Bender: Bite my shiny metal ass!
Fry: Doesent look so shiny!
Bender: Shinier than yours meat bag!

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Fry: To Captain Bender, he's the best...at being a big jerk who's stupid and his big, ugly face is as dumb as a butt.

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Fry: "Alright! It's Saturday night, I have no date, a two-liter bottle of Shasta and my all-Rush mix tape. Let's rock!"

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   Fry: "Alright! It's Saturday night, I have no date, a two-liter bottle of Shasta and my all-Rush mix tape. Let's rock!"

OMG - After all this time, it only just clicked. Since when did America (or at least those of it's states which are united) go metric? Shouldn't the capacity of the bottle be in drams or flaggons or whatever it is that you guys measure volumes with?

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I think you're refering to Gallons, 2 litres = 0.44 Gallons, they have both measurements on the bottle, plus it's faster to say 2 litres instead of 0.44 Gallons. Fry: "I have no date, a 0.44 Gallon bottle of Shasta..." it doesn't seem like something Fry would say.

   Fry: "Alright! It's Saturday night, I have no date, a two-liter bottle of Shasta and my all-Rush mix tape. Let's rock!"

OMG - After all this time, it only just clicked. Since when did America (or at least those of it's states which are united) go metric? Shouldn't the capacity of the bottle be in drams or flaggons or whatever it is that you guys measure volumes with?

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   2 litres = 0.44 Gallons, they have both measurements on the bottle

Why? According to this 2 litres ~ 0.53 gallons ~ 2.1 quarts ~ 4.2 pints ~ 17 gills ~ 68 fluid ounces. So there seem to be (or, at least, have been) several units suitable for describing (liquid) volumes that are less than a gallon.

Is there some plan to (slowly) introduce metric units without making a big deal about it?

By the way. what is the volume/capacity of a can of, say, coke in the States? Here in New Zealand it is 355 ml (0.355 litres). And (plastic) bottles of coke come in sizes of 300 ml, 600 ml, 1l, 1.5l and 2.25l.