Favourite Fry quote

[#120 :]

"I'm experienced at foraging. I used to find edible mushrooms on my bath mat."

Oh, a TOTPD...without the D.

[#121 :]

fear of a bot planet: when he yells out "god help us!".
and in a clone of my own : "you're to ugly to be a wart"

[#122 :]

Guh! Everybody knows the best quote is:

Inspector Proctor: "Why is there yogurt in this hat?!"
Fry "I can explain that! See...it started off as milk, and well, time makes fools of us all."

[#123 :]

From Futurestock:

Fry: "We might not be a traditional family like the Johnsons next door, or the lesbian coven accross the street, but we're still a family!"

[#124 :]

From Godfellas:

Fry: "Bonder?! Is it really you?"
Gypsy: "Yes. I am fine. Give the gypsie ten dollars"
Fry:"Wait a second, Bender's name isn't Bonder, it's Bender!"

Classic.

[#125 :]

Not to mention:

Gypsy Fortune Teller: They are an ancient order that believes God exists somewhere in the depths of space. They have built the universe's most powerful radio telescope, high in the Himalayas, to search for him.

Fry: You think they'd let me use it to look for Bender?

Gypsy Fortune Teller: What am I, psychic? I mean, yes! Yes, I'm-I'm sure they will. Yes.

[#126 :]

"But existing is basically all I do!"

"People said I was dumb but I proved them"

"Crazy theories one....regular theories a billion"

Are the best in my opinion

But my favorite is "it's like that drug trip in the movie I saw while I was on that drug trip"

[#127 :]

I like Fry when he's being earnest:

"It's just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. But then the winter came and the grasshopper died and the octopus ate all his acorns and also he got a racecar. Is any of this getting through to you?"

[#128 :]

That's one of the best lines from the entire series and I love the fact that he's so devoted to the story.

[#129 :]

no I'm... doesn't

[#130 :]

"I'm getting one of those things....you know a headache with pictures"
Classic

[#131 :]

I don't know if anyone has said this yet but what about in A Clone Of My Own

Leela: "... and Fry, you'll have to act like a 160 year old man.

Fry: "I'm on it." (pulls up his pants and starts acting old and senile)

Leela: Now we'll need a DNA sample....

Fry: (Pulls up his pants some more) "I'd like to see them find it!"

Lol, that got me laughing every time.

[#132 :]

I watched "The Honking" on Comedy Central last night, and I thought these two lines were pretty funny...

"Words. Nothing but sweet, sweet words that turn into bitter orange wax in my ears."

"I once had a best friend who liked to smell things with me."

(I love the look Fry gives Bender after he delivers that second line.)

[#133 :]

you should have freeze frame that look and post it up here

[#134 :]

Hehe, this is a good one.  

Fry:  Come on, Leela, just because it can talk doesn't mean it's intelligent.  I mean, parrots can talk and we eat them, right?

Bender: Maybe it learned to talk as a parlor trick, like Fry.  

Fry: Like Fry! Like Fry!

I love that.  XD

The best part is that it's from "The Problem with Popplers".  XD

Fry: "Hello ladies. I can read your thoughts."

Hahahaha, I love that part.  XD

When I saw the premiere of ITWGY at New York Comic Con, I cracked up when Fry walked into the women's bathroom and said that line.  

I think everyone in the audience laughed during that scene, lol.

OMG, that was so awesome.  I love ITWGY, because it has so many awesome Fry lines!! 

[#135 :]

Hi i just joined so i dont know if this one has been said:

Yes hes my best freind hes trying to kill me wahooo!

he says somthing along them lines i dont know it exactly but it is said in the warecar episode.

[#136 :]

"Six, seven, eight; lock the gate. One, two, three; turn the key. Thirty, fifty, ten; my dirty shifty friend?"

[#137 :]

I love fry's responses

Farnsworth: And Fry you have that brain of yours
Fry: I already did

Dwight: I heard alcohol makes you stupid
Fry: No i'm..... doesn't

sorry if I butchered some lines, i haven't seen those episodes in a while

[#138 :]

Bender: My God! I'm overcome with… feelings. I'm experiencing a powerful yearning to… to cram my gullet full of mackerel heads.
Zoidberg: That's me, baby!
Farnsworth: Hmm.
Bender: Now I'm worried that I'm not as smart as Leela, but at the same time I feel relieved that I'm cuter than her.
Amy: Uh… that's me.
Fry: (whispering to Amy) Thanks for covering.

[#139 :]

Farnsworth: We, by which I mean you, will have to rush him to his ancient homeworld which will shortly erupt in an orgy of invertebrate sex.

Fry: Oh, baby, I'm there!

Leela: Fry, do you even understand the word "invertebrate"?

Fry: Nope, but that's not the word I'm interested in. Uh, no need to pack pants, people. Let's roll!

[#140 :]

hobbitboy: i love that episode!!!!

Bender: Uh oh, jealousy. You think your so hot! *Gets up, walks over to Fry and points to him*

Fry: Wha?

Bender: The only reason you get all the guys is because you dress like a tramp! *Slaps Fry*

Fry: They're just responding to my personality!


I think thats sooo funny!!! Especially the way Fry says the last line!

[#141 :]

Ooh! Got one! (Just finnished watching ITWGY again)

Leela: You sure you're alright, Fry? I mean you do have tinfoil on your head.

Fry: So what? You have a leech on your neck. Oh, and speaking of sucking on your neck how about a movie later?

[#142 :]

Everyone picks the stupidly funny Fry quotes.I'll pick a introspective really sad quote.The kind of importance I have,it doesn't matter if I don't do it.Mis quote I'm sure.

[#143 :]

I like what he says in BBS- Hey, leeluh, I'm some french guy. It kind of sounded like my dodgy french accent I can do.

[#144 :]

That wouldn't be the first line I'd think of but I'd agree that I like Fry's accent and inflection for that line.

[#145 :]

Wilsterdude! keep using that signature i lol'd derisively at it!

[#146 :]

"I'll be whatever I wanna do"

[#147 :]

My faves:

"Why am I sticky and naked? Did I miss something fun?" (The Sting).

From "The Devil's Hands Are Idle Playthings": Leela describes her old boyfriend as "unambitious, uneducated, pasty and hunched" and Fry mutters jealously "Pretty boy!"

[#148 :]

Walter Koenig: And when we woke up, we had these bodies.

Fry: Say it in Russian!

Walter Koenig: [sigh] Ven ve voke up, ve had zese wodies.

Fry: Wheee! Now say "nuclear wessels"!

Walter Koenig: No!

[#149 :]

Fry OWW! My sperm!

[#150 :]

From Future Stock;

That Guy: Let's practice your execu-speak; "I'm worried about blank."
Fry: Don't you worry about blank. Let me worry about blank
[later]
Leela: Fry, we're worried about Planet Express.
Fry: Don't you worry about Planet Express. Let me worry about blank.

In fact, the entire Future Stock episode is chock full of awesome quotes from both Fry and That Guy - one of my most favourite episodes.

[#151 :]

"The spoon is in the foot powder"

"My parents, my girlfriend, my co-workers, I'll never see any of them again.  YAHOO!"

The moon moon?

[#152 :]

One I use quite often myself.

Universe 1's Fry speaking to Universe A's Leela, "You shut up sir!"

[#153 :]

*New-episode bump*

In response to Da Vinci's use of the word "candor":

"I don't even know what language you're speaking!"

[#154 :]

Probably my most favourite line from anyone ever.

Fry: The planets Kerploding! [runs out ship] Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!

[#155 :]

My favorite is probably:
Dwight: I heard alchlohol makes you stupid.
Fry: No i'm doesn't!

[#156 :]

My favorite is probably:
Dwight: I heard alcohol makes you stupid.
Fry: No I'm... doesn't!

Fix'd.

[#157 :]

Fry: Indeed so... Most indeededly!

Fry: Leela, shut the door so Leela doesn't see...

Fry: I got nervous and couldn't stop thinking about neck bolts.

Fry: Did you see that explode it was like PSHHOWPEWPEW.

Fry: and then when its all over we'll have pancakes and I'll be like "omnomnomnom"

[#158 :]

Fry: "But Bender need brain...for...smart making!"

Fry: "Stop doing things!"

Fry: "I wake up the morning after sleeping with Amy...there's Amy!"

Fry: "Hey, my girlfriend had one of those. Actually, it wasn’t her’s, it was
her dad’s. Actually, she wasn’t my girlfriend, she just lived next door and
never closed her curtains."
Leela: "Fry, remember what I told you about always ending your stories a
sentence earlier?"

Fry: "Jamaican? I thought you were some kind of outer space potato man."

Fry: "Girls like swarms of lizards, right?"

Fry: "Leela, you saved my life! I'm gonna get you so many lizards!"

Fry: "Hey look Bender! It's that guy you are!"

Fry: "I should be the one in that grave!"

Fry: "Wow, Bender. Are you and the ship an item? I mean I know you're both items but-- How can you date a ship anyway? It'd be like me dating a really fat lady. And living inside her. And she'd be all like-- (makes spaceship noises)

Fry: "Insane theories, one! Regular theories a billion!"

Got a lot more. :P

[#159 :]

Watched "Leela's Homeworld" earlier today...

"Shut up, you two! We can kill ourselves when we get home."