Favourite Fry quote

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12oz or 355ml

[Reply #41 on:]

Fry: It's just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long, the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter, while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. But then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns and also he got a race car. Is any of this getting through to you?

[Reply #42 on:]

   2 litres = 0.44 Gallons, they have both measurements on the bottle

Why? According to this 2 litres ~ 0.53 gallons ~ 2.1 quarts ~ 4.2 pints ~ 17 gills ~ 68 fluid ounces. So there seem to be (or, at least, have been) several units suitable for describing (liquid) volumes that are less than a gallon.

Is there some plan to (slowly) introduce metric units without making a big deal about it?

By the way. what is the volume/capacity of a can of, say, coke in the States? Here in New Zealand it is 355 ml (0.355 litres). And (plastic) bottles of coke come in sizes of 300 ml, 600 ml, 1l, 1.5l and 2.25l.

I was going by Imperial(British) measurement which states 2 litres = 0.4399(0.44) and you were going by U.S measurement(0.53).

Fry: Then when I feel so stuffed I can't eat anymore, I just use the restroom, and then I can eat more.

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"You can't give up hope just because it's hopeless, you gotta hope even more!..."

Fry is pretty noble in between bouts of stupid!

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Nobility lessened by the next sentence.

Fry: "You can't give up hope just because it's hopeless. You gotta hope even more and cover your ears and go "blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah!"

[Reply #45 on:]

We have to be VERY selective about our Fry quotes for this to hold true.

[Reply #46 on:]

Attention New New York! Stop acting so stupid!!!
Bird chirps
Ahhhggg!

Haha that part is so funny.

[Reply #47 on:]

Fry: Y'know, when I was first asked to make a film about my nephew, Professor Farnsworth, I thought "Why should I?" Then later Leela made the film. But if I had made the film, you could bet there would have been a lot more topless women on motorcycles!

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I love that quote, Gorge xD

Fry: I'll miss you buddy. You've been like a brother, and then a sister to me. And now you're getting married. I love you.
Bender/Coilette: The marriage is a scam.
Fry: Cool. What's for dinner?
 
and there's always...:

Fry:Amy, you know how at first you like chocolate but then you start to get tired of it because it always wants to hang out with you?
Amy:Huh? You don't like chocolate?
Fry:Look, could chocolate just let me finish?
 

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"Why am I naked and sticky? Did I miss something fun?"

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Corretion:

"Why am I sticky and naked  Did I miss something fun?"

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Corretion:

"Why am I sticky and naked  Did I miss something fun?"

Sorry, needed to try the pic for effect.

[Reply #52 on:]

Heil Frisco, quote nazi!

No quote for you!

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Best jokes are:

In WMIBACIL
fry about to kill zoidberg
Fry: Zoidberg is my friend and a woman has come between us....... im not fighting him
(zoidberg claws frys arm off)
Fry: You Bastard ill kill you

[Reply #54 on:]

My favourite Fry's quote absolutely is:

But you're better than normal: you're abnormal!

Funny and "deep" at the same time

[Reply #55 on:]

My favourite Fry's quote absolutely is:

But you're better than normal: you're abnormal!

Funny and "deep" at the same time

Indeed, his inadvertent backhanded compliments to Leela are always amusing.

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"Apology accepted. After all, your only human."

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"I don't like disc being crammed into me....except oreos.

And then ONLY in the mouth!"

What really sells this one is the hand gesture he makes.

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"How come when ever something good happens to me, it's some kind of madness, or I'm drunk, or I've had too much candy"

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Sorry, needed to try the pic for effect.

I'll give Leela AK-47 and send her into the past to kill that bustard, while Fry and Bender will take care of you, aknightofni.

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I'll give Leela AK-47 and send her into the past to kill that bustard, while Fry and Bender will take care of you, aknightofni.

I'm feeling pretty good about my survival chances in that case.

I love in "A bicyclops built for two" when alkazar emails Leela after the game, and says "I wrote down your user name before I was dispatched by that oafish moron"

Fry: "Kicked your ass"

Fry's got 1337 skillz.

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Fry's got 1337 skillz.

In when it comes to blasting things, indeed he does.

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My personal favourite quote would be in "Roswell that ends well"

Fry Lets go microwave, i'm in a hurry here! 

I find myself saying that nearly everytime I use the microwave. The sad thing about it is that it's not a deliberate homage to Futurama, I just find myself saying it without thinking.

I'm not sure if that's a good thing or not.

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You watched Futurama too much, Gorge.

[Reply #64 on:]

You watched Futurama too much, Gorge.

No such thing. Next patient!

[Reply #65 on:]

You watched Futurama too much, Gorge.

Not possible.

[Reply #66 on:]

I'LL BE WHATEVER I WANNA DO.

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Announcer: [on loudspeaker] And now, the woman who Mom-opolises the robot industry--

Fry: (shouting) I get it!

Announcer: [on loudspeaker] Mom!

[The word "Mom" appears on a huge screen and robots carry Mom onto the stage.]

Fry: (shouting) Oh, now I get it!

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Fry: "Also, smell this milk."

[Reply #69 on:]

Sort of a fall-back, but...

"Hello? Pizza delivery for---'I.C. Weiner'?"

This is possibly the best-delivered comedic line that Billy West has ever spoken. Writing it down is the worst way possible to capture the hilarity of that line. It was meant for numerous repititions, I'm sure of it.

[Reply #70 on:]

"Aw, crud!"

No, I mean...

"Space.
It seems to go on and on forever.
But then you get to the end
 and the gorilla starts throwing barrels at you."

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Fry: "Jamaican i thought you were an outerspace potato man"

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My Favorite...which I say usually when I'm hung over...

Fry: "Its like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up."

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   A line I can sometimes identify with:

   "Its like sex, only I'm having it!"

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"Hello? Pizza delivery for---'I.C. Weiner'?"

This is possibly the best-delivered comedic line that Billy West has ever spoken. Writing it down is the worst way possible to capture the hilarity of that line. It was meant for numerous repititions, I'm sure of it.

I completely agree with you!  Billy West is an awesome voice actor!  And he did a really great job with the line-delivery when he said that line! 

Anyway, as for my favorite Fry quote....

Eeeeee, I can't decide! So here's a whole bunch! XD

Fry:  "Eww, the future is disgusting!"

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Fry:  "Dude, hold up.  Remember when Zapp blew a hole in the ship?  Everybody there touched Kif's hand, so couldn't any one of us be the father!?"

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Fry:  "Okay, just don't make me smell Uranus!  Haha!"

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Fry:  "Cool!  I'm gonna be just like Neal Armstrong and those other brave guys no one ever heard of!" 

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Fry:  "It's okay, Bender.  There's no such thing as 2."

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Fry:  "Hey, you have no right to criticize the 20th Century!  We gave the world the light bulb, the steam engine, and the cotton gin!

Leela: "Those are all things from the 19th Century."

Fry:  "Oh, well, they probably just copied us."

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Fry:  "But that's not why people watch TV!  Clever things make people feel stupid, and unexpected things make people feel scared!"

Fry: "TV audiences don't want anything original - they wanna see the same thing they've seen a thousand times before!"

Bender:  "What you talkin bout, Fry?"

Fry: "When everyone was out living their lives, I wasted mine by watching TV.  Because deep down, I knew it might one day help me save the world!  Plus, I would've lost my workman's comp if I had gone outside."

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Fry:  "Can I pull up my pants now?"

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Fry:  "Eww, this emotional display is making me nautious.  Or maybe it's whatever that is..."  *shines flash light on something in the sewer*

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Fry: "Also, smell this milk."

I have started using this quote all the time to annoy people after I tell them something really shocking and serious. Works every time

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I could fit if i didn't have these damn arms!

[Reply #77 on:]

Mister Nimoy, I came as soon as I heard what happened centuries ago.

Hehe

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Benders game: H-Have you seen bendeR? he's gone nuts! Also, smell this milk

[Reply #79 on:]

That is very rude My Own Grandpa