Absolutely favourite quote for Futurama

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You sound just like my tennis instructor! - Proffesor

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I'd prefer a woman from the era of shaved arm pits-FRY

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The Farnsworth Parabox....

When they are jumping in and out of various universes, farnsworth says...

'right, everybody pull their wire!'

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I dont know why but I just love Zoidberg's qoute from The Cyber House Rules:

Zoid: Be careful with that Adlai, Leela, he's a doctor, they're very poor.
Leela: Actually, most doctors are rich.
Zoidberg: What? When did this happen? You're joking, right? [He shakes her.] That's not funny!

I love the way Billy West says "Thats not funny!", 
you can just feel how horrified he is. Great acting.

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"It's just as well I'm geting tired of this wood show anyway" - Fry

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It's hard to pick a favourite, but I guess this is it:

(in the Mayor's office, trying to make fake excuses)

Leela: Oh, I completely forgot! I left my apartment on fire! (runs out)

Bender: Eh, and I'm late from my LSATs! (runs out)

Fry: And I can't take life anymore! (jumps outta the window)

/Less than a hero/

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"Five, and that's my final offer...four"  -  Zapp

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Gypsy: "It is me, Bonder!"
Fry: "*gasp* Bonder, is it really you?"
Gypsy: "Yes, give the gypsy a dollar."
Fry: "Hey wait a minute, Bender's name isn't Bonder, it's Bender!"

and of course the sombrero line is amazing lol!

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My fav:
[Fry]: Four identical castles!
[Bender]: Each more identical than the last.

But I also love (mentioned before):
[Fry]: I've...not heard of him.

Fry's slight pause is so great.

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I think this is one of the very best.

From 'Future Stock':

Ignar: But mommy they're kings.

Mom: Jam a bastard in it you crap!

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Bender: I don't recall ever fighting Godzilla, but that is SO what I would've done.

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Welcome to PEEL, Pointy Circle, my dood! You can use that avatar AFTER I get my custom.   

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Prof.Farnsworth: Uh,wha? Oh yes! they say madness runs in our family. Some even call me mad! And why? Because I dared to dream of my own race of atomic monsters. Atomic supermen with octagonal-shaped bodies that suck blood out of...

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I've said this before, but watched it again and think it needs said again...

Professor farnsworth>>>
' a Million Robot Lives are about to be extinguished...the Jedi's are going to feel this one!!!!@

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Gracias- Zoidberg just for the way he says it.

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The two Benders

DOOOOOOOOOMED

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Originally posted by Nicky boy:
(Bender is chasing Nibbler in him head car, and then runs into Farnsworth!)

BENDER: tttiiiimmmmmmmbbbbeeeeerrrrrr!!!!!!!

I LOVED that one! real classic
along with:
Fry: "Alright, here's the plan!"
Amazon: "Uh, Uhhhh, uh uh uh"
Bender: "What kind of moronic plan is that?
(Look up to Amazonian) Wow."

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I just felt the urge:

AMY-B: This is so great!  I always wanted to have an imaginary friend!
AMY-A: I'm not imaginary.  I'm parallel.  We're completely identical right down to the-splick! is that pink nail polish?
AMY-B: Is that *not* pink nail polish?  The professor was right you are evil-and shaaallooow!
AMY-A: I am not evil!

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oops wrong post

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2 great quotes from "Anthology of Interest 1":

Leela:  Wait, don't you care that I murdered Hermes?
Bender:  Not even a little.  There's nothing wrong with murder; just as long as you let Bender wet his beak.
Leela:  You're blackmailing me?
Bender: Blackmail is such an ugly word.  I prefer the word Extortion; the "X" makes it sound cool...

and my absolute favorite Futurama quote:

Nicelle Nichols:  Ughhhh...eternity with nerds; it's the Pasadena Star Trek Convention all over again...

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Here's one of my favourites:

Fry: Bender, this world isn't good enough for you.
Bender: Not even close.

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These are my most favorite lines. I ca'nt decide which one to use a my Sr. quote

If we can hit that bullseye the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards... Checkmate.--Zapp Brannigan.

Have you ever tried simply turning off the TV sitting down with you children and hitting them?--Bender

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"Not even if we rub the engine with cheehta blood?"
and from the same episode to quote another great line, something like,
"now im lost in the universe, and with barely any swag!"

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"So, every major religion is wrong" T Leela

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for give the multiple but I'm leaving and had another line that I love,  "I also have a tail" three eared orphan. TCHR

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"You win again gravity" Zapp. I use it when I trip. 

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My favs are

Bender: "Who goes there?" "Fry who?"

and

"Urectum!"

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Zoidberg: "ill never survive in here im 2 pretty"

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"Spare me your space-age technobabble, Atilla the Hun!"

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"Dirt doesn't need luck."

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Morgan: Dirty dirty boy.
sets up the whole episode and makes her into one of the Futurama Sex Goddesses.

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Sorry if this is inaccurate, i'm reciting it from memory.
Fender: C'mon Bender grab a jack i told these guys you were cool
Bender: Well if jacking on in front of strangers will make me look cool count me in!

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Which reminds me of another favorite, Leela to the PE bathroom door "Are you jacking on in there?"

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The part in "Mother's Day" when Mom & The Professor are shouting insults at each other in the cabin, and Mom yells "STINK PIIIG!" 

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Nixon's Head: What's that, Agnew? A telegram?

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Bender: "Bender is a lone wolf, a solitary eagle, (a cuddly baby tapir!)". 

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From "A Fishfull of Dollars"

Fry: Uh...I missed a few lectures.  Could you tell me, what class is this?

Teacher:  Ancient Egyptian Algebra!

Fry:  Ahhhhh!!!

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Fry (at the auction):  One...gillion..dollars!
Auctioneer:  Sir, that's not a number.
Audience:  *gasps*

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Fry (to fake-Mr. Panucci):  Hey, did you grow a mustache since last night?


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From "A Big Piece of Garbage"

Fry:  You got that from the internet?  In my day, the internet was only used to download pornography.

Farnsworth:  Actually, that's still true.

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Fry:  Also, one week my toilet broke, and I just went straight in the garbage can.

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Fry:  Hey, this isn't junk!  It's a glorious monument to the achievements of the 20th century!  Hey look, a real beanie baby!  A Mr. Spock collectors' plate....and oh my god, Bart Simpson dolls!

Bender: *pulls chain*
Bart doll:  Eat my shorts!
Bender:  Okay!  *eats shorts*  Mmmm...shorts!


(Haha!  That one always gets me!)  XD

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From "Luck of the Fryrish"

Fry:  It's all lies, all of it!  He wasn't Philip Fry, he wasn't a martian, and since when was he a "the"?

Bender:  You're twice the "the" he ever was!


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From "The Why of Fry"

Fry (to Nibbler):  Uh...did you just talk?

Nibbler:  Yes, and I have other amazing abilities too.

Fry:  Like what?

Nibbler:  *knocks Fry out and shoves him in the spaceship*

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Nibbler:  I bring with me, The Mighty One.

Fry:  Uh, Mighty One?  Are you off your nut?  I was just kidnapped by a bunch of guinea pigs!

Nibblonian 1:  He doesn't know?
Nibblonian 2:  He does not know...
Nibblonian 3:  Not does he?
Nibblonian 4:  Not he knows...

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Fry (to Nibbler):  Why didn't you just ask me?

Nibbler:  We were afraid you would refuse.

Fry:  Of course not, I love the future!

Nibbler:  Then why are you choking me?

Fry:  Because...I don't....like...being used!

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Fry:  Man, I can't wait to tell everyone what happened!

Nibbler:  Yes, incidentally, I need to remain undercover, so I'm blanking your memory.

*a flash of light occurrs*

Fry:  Huh...did everything just taste purple for a second?

Fry:  Come on, you dumb poop-machine.  Let's go home.

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It's kind of a stupid quote but I always crack up during Less Than Hero when Bender says
"Nine, ten..a big fat hen" puffs cigar "The names Bender"

Also I love New Justice Team song but my favorite line might be "Fighting justice is their quest Super King, Cloberella and all the rest"

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I agree a lot with FryFangirlLisa

 - Nibbler: I bring with me, The Mighty One.

Fry: Uh, Mighty One? Are you off your nut? I was just kidnapped by a bunch of guinea pigs!

Nibblonian 1: He doesn't know?
Nibblonian 2: He does not know...
Nibblonian 3: Not does he?
Nibblonian 4: Not he knows...

(that one is hilarious)

- Fry: Huh, did everything
just taste purple?

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i also love this one from "hell is other robots":

(when bender takes everyone out for dinner and says robot grace)

Bender: 11010010101010............... ...10010  2

hahaha