Absolutely favourite quote for Futurama

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My favorite (right now) is:

Bender: "Hey, what's this fat, ugly thing? A frog? A toad? Or yo' mama! Hahahaha."

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I guess
Zoidberg: Talk to the claw.
Bender: Bite my collosal metal ass.

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80's guy: awesome. awesome to the max.

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Mine is from that episode where Bender becomes a pharoh!
Dr.Zoidberg: Oh Danny Boy
and then Bender throws his cocktail glass at his head! Hillarious!!
Yay this is my first post ever!

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Originally posted by speedy600:
Mine is from that episode where Bender becomes a pharoh!
Dr.Zoidberg: Oh Danny Boy
and then Bender throws his cocktail glass at his head! Hillarious!!
Yay this is my first post ever!

 

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Hi everybody!! There are to many to choose from, but if I had to pick, it would be

Proff:Go to hell, heather!!!
That cracks me up every time!
Yay, My first post!!

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This is my favorite quote:
Hermes: What's that you're hacking off?  Is it my torso!?  It is!  My precious torso!

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Ok, i am brand new to the forum and just read through this entire thread and i dont think i saw this quote posted yet... quite possibly one of the best ever...
Less Than a Hero
Street thug - "Hi, im trying to get back to Jersey City cause my aunts real sick and i need to get this medicine, but my car broke down, so i need money for the bus, so im mugging you."

followed soon by
"Hey my friend said he mugged you today and you had super powers."

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Fry: Who are you?
Scrffy: Scruffy, the janitor.
Fry: Then why aren't you fixing the boiler?
Scruffy: Schedule conflict. *continues to read magazine*

My friend and I spend hours making up "schedule conflict" jokes now...
"Good news, everyone! I'm covered in schedule cooonflicts.

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mines "what what about zoidberg?"

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I don't think this one has been said yet.

"Some breaking occured, the dolly was involved, that's about all we know"

Bender in Brannigan Begin Again

I always found that to be a great quote. 

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remeber on the luck of the fryish when there at the horce races

hermies"baby needs a new pare of shoes"

zoidberg"to hell wit ur baby i need those shoes

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from the first christmas special
FRY: Stupid Bird I Know Where You LIVE! (lifts up bird cage)  lol

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^i never niticed that bit^  >^,^<

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probably been said but.

Bender: "okay, i'm done reconfugling the energymotron....or whatever"


also

Farnsworth: "what are those horrible creatures?"

"those are the chumba-wumbas"

farnsworth: "tell them i hate them!"

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Amy:I know whose funeral we'll be attending next!
Professor: Oh, stop

Professor: Sweet Zombie Jesus!

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Farnsworth: A billion robot lives are about to be extinguished. Oh, the Jedis are going to feel this one!

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From teenage mutant Leela's Hurdles.

Heather the Youth-a-sizer= Im going to be your youth-a-sizer Heather.

Professor Fonsworth= Go to Hell Heather.

Classic

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Bender: Comedy's a dead art form. Now tragedy, that's funny.
Xmas Story methinks.
And Bender: Blackmail's such an ugly word. I prefer 'extortion'. The 'X' makes it sound cool.
Anthology of Interest I.
Yeah Bender is rather hilarious 

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Originally posted by RexSand:
From teenage mutant Leela's Hurdles.

Heather the Youth-a-sizer= Im going to be your youth-a-sizer Heather.

Professor Fonsworth= Go to Hell Heather.

Classic

And then...

Farnsworth: Give me back my fluffy face!

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Originally posted by FlourBaby0x:

Bender: Blackmail's such an ugly word. I prefer 'extortion'. The 'X' makes it sound cool.

Well, it does. 

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i like this one:

melvars mum: melvar dinner time!

melvar: but mum, im playing with my collectables

melvars mum: no

(they disappear)

fry: all this time we thought he was a powerful gas cloud, but he was just a pittyful child.

melvars mum: he's not a child he's 34!

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amy:im santa clause

leela:im santa clause

professor:no im santa

zoidberg: and im his friend jesus

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ep. 407 eww u smell Like smoking...  and drInking
young Fry

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FRY: Hey, who's this guy?

JANITORBOT: I'm the janitor, I'm trying to take a nap here.
 
Fry: i'm sorry, i thought you were made of wax.

JANITORBOT: I am made of wax, what's it to you?

Fry: I mean i thought you were one of the wax robots. 

JANITORBOT: Is there some reason a robot made of wax can't take a nap standing up in the middle of a bunch of wax robots. Or does that confuse you?         

(Fry backs away) 

priceless. :P 
                                     
 
               
                                     
               
                             

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tales of interest 2

wooooooooo!!!!

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How about this one, from "where the buggalo roam" (Im quoting from memory):

KOM - Beechhh.  I am King of the Martians.

Zap - Very Well.  Take me to your leader.

KOM - (slight pause) Moving on...

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FRY: Hey, yeah!  Maybe it is still there: underground in the ruins of Old New York, helping some ant defeat another ant or helping some piece of dirt turn its luck around.

FARNSWORTH: Dirt doesn't need luck.

The delivery of Farnsworth's line gets me every time.

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Or, what about this one...

Fry:  You're cute!

Robot Lucy Lui:  No, you're cute!

Fry:  No, you!

Robot Lucy Lui:  No, you!

Fry:  No, you!

Robot Lucy Lui:  No, you!

Professor Farnsworth:  Oh great; she's stuck in a loop, and he's an idiot...

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And, last but not least:

Calculon:  Let me get this straight... is there anyone here NOT suffering from amnesia?

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Morbo: Oh won't you take me to... Funky Town!

Zapp Brannigan: The Spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised

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Best lyrics ever:
Zoidberg: They said I probably shouldn't be a surgeon
Professor Farnsworth: They pooh-poohed my electric frankfurter.
Leela: They said I probably shouldn't fly with just one eye
Bender: I am Bender, please insert girder

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(bender is chasing nibbler in him head car, and then runs into farnsworth!)

BENDER: tttiiiimmmmmmmbbbbeeeeerrrrrr!!!!!!!

love it   

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More great quotes, from the Episode "Futurestock", where Professor Farnsworth is supposed to give a speech at the beginning of the stockholders meeting, & gets woken up:

Professor Farnsworth: "Uh wha?  Oh, I'm awake.  I can't see"
Hermes: "Walk into the light"
Professor Farnsworth:  "OH GOD!"

Also, another great one when he loses the CEO position of Planet Express to "That 80's guy" due to his poor leadership:

Professor Farnsworth: "I'll ruin you like I ruined this company!"

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Professor: My God, I really should do something although I am already in my pyjama's

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Zapp: I find the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies

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dru learn too spel (lol)

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One of Zoidbergs funniest song lines, its from the Bee Happy song.

"Ain't got no cash, ain't got no style. Ladies vomit when I smile. But does Zoidberg worry? Feh! You wish."

        

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fine eye wil lern how 2 spel gust leaf mea aloan

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dru learn too spel (lol)