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LobsterMooch
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Elzar: I know you may find it difficult to believe, but its name really is Basil.
I'm sensible about this. This is a great title for this thread.
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hobbitboy

Sir Rank-a-Lot
Urban Legend
  
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Great minds think alike, eh.
I'll concede.
Thanks. I couldn't believe it when I saw that no one had started a new thread after the previous one had been locked. I was certain that someone would ninja it from under me while I was off getting the (reference in the) title right. I'm sensible about this. This is a great title for this thread.
OMG! Someone actually recognised it? (I really wanted to have "He said 'Caption.' I said 'Wot?' (×3)" in the title as well but I didn't think it would fit.)
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LobsterMooch
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I love obscure references like this.
I think they're Neat Neat Neat.
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Basil
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I'm sorry for breaking the old thread, I spent most of the weekend scouring through old CDr's as a penance.
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Andrewr05

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Bender: Listen Elzar! In an establishment such as this I demand the use of a real spice weazel!
Elzar: Mr. Rodríguez I swear I serve only the finest spice of the weasel in my restaurant. Look!
*BAM*
If that aint the spice from a real spice weazel then my name aint Elzar
Bender: Well then you've just lost a custom Mr. Ripoff yourscustomers andlietotheirface!
BITE MY SHINY METAL ASS MEATBAG!
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Andrewr05

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Thoughts on the above?
I'm off to bed...
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Basil
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No worries. Its no fault of yours. The folks who lock the threads when page 20 is reached almost never seem to wait till the page is almost full.
Thanks hobbitboy. "In a darkened room, a shadowy collection of geeks, wearing hooded robes and shouting "Silence" at each other..." I'll repeat my humble offering, in case futz forgets to check both threads. Bender: "I told you I didn't want to see it make a star!"
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futz
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ShepherdofShark wins.
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Frisco17

DOOP Secretary

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Lrrr "Normal view."
Everyone Else: "Normal view! Normal view! Normal view! NORMAL VIEW!"
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i_c_weiner

DOOP Secretary

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Lrrr: Ndnd, could you tell me the pitching human's name? Ndnd: I'll tell you. Tomorrow.
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LobsterMooch
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Ndnd:When will Leela pitch?
Lrrr: Not yet, the ambulance hasn't arrived.
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coldangel

DOOP Secretary

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Narrator: ...For thousands more years the mighty ships tore across the empty wastes of space and finally dived screaming on to the first planet they came across - which happened to be the Earth - where due to a terrible miscalculation of scale the entire battle fleet was accidentally trodden on by a Baseball outfielder.
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NastyInThePasty

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Lrrrr: Why is that alien in the stands trying to tell us what time it is?
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futz
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Lrrr: But the guy at the store swore it's Earthican porn.
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coldangel

DOOP Secretary

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Aww, man! Everyone's going to thing that I'm just cribbing off coldangel_1 but I swear that I had this idea before scrolling down through the other offerings. Honest.
Peh. I thought of it before Douglas Adams even wrote it.
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Frisco17

DOOP Secretary

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Fry: "'Take your shirt off', she says. 'I'll get the whip', she says."
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futz
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Prof: Faster Leela, the Cash for Clunkers program ends today.
Leela: He's a clunker alright. (Crack!) I don't think his model year is in the Bluebook. (Crack!)
Fry: Ow!
Prof: That's why I brought Dr. Zoidberg along, just in case they won't take Fry.
Dr. Zoidberg: Aaaaw...
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