He said "Caption." I said "Wot d'ya want?" (Framegrab Thread)

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Many thanks!

Hmmm...how about we try a rather generic scene, something that requires perhaps a bit more than the usual amount of imagination to caption?

Ready? Set? GO!

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Professor: "So, Bender, do you like my new experimental Proffeso-brand cigar as much as Fry did?"

Bender: "It smells like ass."

Professor: "Well, of course!  It's a suppository."

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Professor: You three? My new spaceship crew? Oh my, no. But I do need a new dishwasher, gardener, and a maid...

Bender: I'm so outta here!

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Leela: "Professor, what did you ever do with that crate of owl necks you ordered last week?"

Professor: "Nothing. Why do you ask?"

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Fry: [thinking] Hey...the Professor is wearing slippers!

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Professor: Leela, be a dear and rustle us up some snacks while we watch the movie. You won't be missing anything because it's in 3-D and as a cyclops you can barely see in two dimensions let alone three. Also, once us men have made ourselves comfortable there won't be any room left for you on the couch anyway. Oh my, no.

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Leela: Is someone sitting on the parabox again?

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Prof: hmm what's that have someone microwaved parabox recently?
Fry: ups...

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Prof: He says that he'll return your pants if you stop pushing his off button.

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Professor:  "Now Bender, the combination crew couch/hide away toilet is for humans only..."

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Bender: (breaks wind)

Professor: Ha! Oh no you di'int!

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Damn you! I was going to go with;

Bender:...It wasn't me.

But I already did a fart joke the last time I posted a caption..

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I'm sorry. I know how much you enjoy farts.

My entry now belongs to Maz.

Happy Birthday, doll.

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A grand effort all around. Especially given the rather uninspiring subject matter. Hmmm...well, I don't know if this is strictly kosher, but I gotta give it back to hobbitboy...not only was his entry damn funny, but I could hear the Professor's voice when I read it. So totally, hilariously and rather tragically in character. Bravo!

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Personally, I thought futz's one was brilliant.

Nevertheless…

 

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Fry: Whats wrong, professor?

Farnsworth: It appears I have accidentally superglued my face to this sheet of paper.

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Fry: OK Professor, you can let go of the paper now.

Professor: I can't, I'm hiding from that scary looking camera on the floor.

Fry: Oh god! How long has that been there?!

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Farnsworth: Maybe if I adjust my glasses I'll be able to see what it is..it seems to be some form of message, or picture even..

On the piece of paper:

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Fry: "Porn? On a dot matrix printer?"

Professor: (slyly) "Oh yes."

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Professor: Oh my, this is awful.

Fry: Awful? It's phantasmagorical! How can we face it...?!

[The Professor turns the sheet of paper around to reveal the words "The End". Iris out]

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Fry: should we read it left to right or from top to the bottom?
Prof: as you wish! my hiper-matrix writing is readable in any direction!

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The first time he saw it, Fry instantly understood why you had to be the Professor's age to download ultraporn.

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Fry: I found this on the table.

Prof: Hmmm... it appears to be a nekkid picture of you Amy drew for Leela. I can't quite make it out but I think that teenie line there is supposed to be your wiener.

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Fry-Smarties!

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Professor: Now let me just see what this says...

Fry reads the readout - "If you read this you are stupid."

Fry: Dont read it, professor! There's no reason for it to get both of us.

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Professor:  Oh, my! 

Fry:  What is it, Professor?

Professor:  We just discovered a shocking secret about Bender!

Fry:  What's the secret?

Professor:  He wasn't made in Mexico!  He was made in Italy by the Italian mob!

Fry:  Bender's Italian?

Professor:  Sure acts like it! 

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I'd just like to say that

*  El-Man  *

is the winner this time.

Also I've decided that I quite like the colo(u)r scheme of the Professor's machine.

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It is a nice rich blue...

I'm going to have to haul out the DVDs and do some more framegrabs - this is my last unused one. For your captioning pleasure, I present the Dirty Boy and the Control Freak.

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Morgan: "Fry, now that we've been going out for a while, there's something I want to ask you. Would you be interested in a threesome?"
Fry: "You bet! We'll go and talk to Leela right now. And if she says no, there's always Amy!"
Morgan: "Actually, I was thinking of the doctor. Zoidberg. I've always wanted to have sex with an alien. Even a poor and revolting lobster-like one."
Fry: "..........."

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After the great shock, fry realised why sitcom moments never come up to standard

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Morgan: Is that...? You taste like... like engine grease.

Fry: Ohyeah. Iwantedtobeabletotalkfasterso Igreasedupmytongue. Prettyslickthinking, huh?

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 Morgan's lifesize love doll collection were always stored in alphabetical order

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Morgan: Chirp tweet twitter tweet...

Fry: ...soooo... when I do that you do bird calls?

Morgan: Um-hmm... tweet!

Fry: Oh well, should drown out the bed springs.

Morgan: Chirp!

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Morgan: Now what am I going to do with you?

On the other locker doors are words like "Bake", "Steam", and "Grill"

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Morgan: You do know how to whistle, don't you? You just put your lips together, and...blow.

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Morgan: You want me to close one eye? Why?

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Morgan: You want me to close one eye? Why?

My unofficial winner.

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Morgan: (thinking) Oh, wow. He looks a lot more bearable when I'm not wearing my glasses.

   My unofficial winner.

So who is your official winner?

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Since I will never select the winner, unofficial will have to do.
I just like to applaud clever stuff.

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Morgan: OOOOOH!
Fry: Oh god, sorry. When I'm nervous I start farting.
Morgan: Dirty boy! *pounce*

However, since I can't win this time... runner up is SoS, for being delightfully disgusting, but Cookies takes it.