NastyInThePasty
Professor
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Professor: Now open wide, Fry, while I commence the search of my pockets for that lollypop...[gets distracted] Zombie Jesus? Is that you...?
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i_c_weiner
DOOP Secretary
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Professor: Cool party, Mom. It's ice to see you. How about you just let us go? Mom: Sorry, Farnsworth. I'm afraid my condition you left me in has made me cold to your pleas of mercy. Fry: Oh! Oh! Let me try! Um... everybody chill! Leela: No, Fry. Just... no.
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NastyInThePasty
Professor
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Fry: Hey, is that porno music I hear...?
Zapp: Bow-chicka-WOOOWWWW
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LobsterMooch
Professor
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Zapp You would think with all this "snu-snu" I would have lost this table muscle . Must be all those Sundae bars.
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NastyInThePasty
Professor
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Leela: [thinking] I wanted to play Goldilocks...!
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coldangel
DOOP Secretary
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Fry (thinking): (Mmm, one less eye and I'd tap that!)
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futz
Liquid Emperor
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Fry: Wow! Who'da thought they still would be making Rocky sequels in the future?
Leela: After Hermes "went Hollywood" he was able to crank out a Rocky XCIV script and line up a studio in a week.
Fry: Do you think Bender can beat Stallone's head?
Leela: Anything's possible in a movie.
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i_c_weiner
DOOP Secretary
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Hobbitboy takes it. SoS gets the honorable mention.
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Smarty
Professor
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Kif: We make sacred pact. I promise teach karate to you, you promise learn. I say, you do, no questions.
Zapp: Yes Sensei! But I just have one question.
Kif: What?
Zapp: Does this skirt make me look fat?
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futz
Liquid Emperor
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Zapp: It appears that the bachlelorette party for Amy is still in progress. Wait here while I disrobe and infiltrate.
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NastyInThePasty
Professor
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Zapp: Hike/hike/hike/hike your pants up, higher than Corey Haim...'cause it's not hip 'til you're in total pain...!
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hobbitboy
Sir Rank-a-Lot
Urban Legend
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Actually I like the water retention one. So congratulations * CookiesOnTheFloor * You're the winner this time around. Now it's your turn to post a screen-shot from Futurama and then judge which of the responding 'captions' is the best.
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