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SpaceMaN

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« #600 : 02-17-2010 22:33 »

A: Everyone knows they've got fat to spare.


Q: What would the Professor order as a last meal?
Bendersfan1221

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« #601 : 02-17-2010 22:53 »

A: Zoidberg.

Q: Would he be appetizing?
SpaceMaN

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« #602 : 02-17-2010 22:56 »

A: As appetizing as a guinea pig.


Q: What sauce would be best on Zoidberg?
Bendersfan1221

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« #603 : 02-17-2010 23:02 »
« : 02-17-2010 23:05 »

A: Synthetic anchovi oil with ranch dessing.

Q: Does this manage to cover up the taste of him?
SpaceMaN

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« #604 : 02-17-2010 23:06 »

A: A little, but it still tastes poor.


Q: Where would Leela and Amy go on a date? (yes, together, like that.)
Bendersfan1221

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« #605 : 02-17-2010 23:17 »
« : 02-17-2010 23:19 »

A: The Hip Joint.

Q: Why would they choose the Hip Joint over somewhere fancier like Elzars?
KurtPikachu2001

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« #606 : 02-18-2010 18:41 »

A:  Because the Hip Joint is the cool place for young people!


Q:  What if Nibbler mated with a brain slug?

Bendersfan1221

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« #607 : 02-19-2010 16:20 »

A: The mix would produce a creature so horrible that you wouldn't want to know what it looks like.

Q: So what's it look like?
seattlejohn01

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« #608 : 02-21-2010 07:19 »

A:  You don't want to know.

Q:  What diseases has Dr. Zoidberg had over the years?
ZorgNorg

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« #609 : 02-21-2010 17:06 »
« : 02-21-2010 17:09 »

A:Three

Chlamydia, limp lobster disease, and that third one is what you really don't want to know.

Q: Why did Bender want to help the construction workers  bend girders ?
SpaceMaN

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« #610 : 02-21-2010 19:27 »

A: Bend-lust, and his middle name is "Bending."


Q: Who named Bender?
KurtPikachu2001

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« #611 : 02-24-2010 16:30 »

A:  The robot company that made and programmed him.



Q:  Why did Leela stop wearing her lime-green tank top?
Bendersfan1221

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« #612 : 02-25-2010 01:14 »

A: Because it clashed with her hair.

Q: Has she tired any other colors?
SpaceMaN

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« #613 : 02-25-2010 01:21 »

A: Yeah, but they look all rubbery.


Q: What's with the eye?
Bendersfan1221

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« #614 : 02-25-2010 01:45 »

A: It's there and unusable...

Q: What happened to the eye?
SpaceMaN

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« #615 : 02-25-2010 04:01 »

A: Slurm.


Q: How much Slurm is a lethal dose?
Bendersfan1221

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« #616 : 02-25-2010 18:43 »

A: 14 gallons with in the span of 24 hours

Q: How many people have died from drinking slurm?
SpaceMaN

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« #617 : 02-26-2010 16:50 »

A: 4.


Q: What will Zoidberg die of?
Igner_Farnsworth

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« #618 : 02-26-2010 18:08 »

A:  Being pushed into a vat of boiling water



Q:  Who pushed him?
KurtPikachu2001

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« #619 : 03-03-2010 17:08 »

A:  Hermes.  He's the one who hates Zoidberg the most!


Q:  How old was Fry when he stopped having tantrums? 

Bendersfan1221

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« #620 : 03-04-2010 02:10 »

A: 14

Q: Did his tantrums ever get him anything?
SpaceMaN

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« #621 : 03-04-2010 03:15 »

A: Michelle, and look how that ended up.


Q: What's Cubert's middle name?
Bendersfan1221

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« #622 : 03-04-2010 19:11 »

A: Jamie.

Q: Does Cubert like his middle name?
MadFellow

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« #623 : 03-09-2010 20:12 »

A: He hates it

Q: Why does he hate it?
KurtPikachu2001

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« #624 : 03-10-2010 19:01 »

A:  It doesn't sound like it rolls off the tongue.


Q:  If PE had a slumber party, who would wear what? 
I.C. Weiner

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« #625 : 03-11-2010 02:07 »

A:Professor: Nothing
   Hermes: Also Nothing
   Bender: Sleeping Cap
   Fry: Ninja Turtles Onesie
   Zoidberg: Rags that smell like rotten fish...which he will later eat
   Amy: Large t-shirt from current lover
   Scruffy: Tighty Whities

Q: Who hooks up while playing seven minutes in heaven at the slumber party?
hobbitboy

Sir Rank-a-Lot
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« #626 : 03-11-2010 09:57 »

[Aside]


   A:Professor: Nothing
      Hermes: Also Nothing
      Bender: Sleeping Cap
      Fry: Ninja Turtles Onesie
      Zoidberg: Rags that smell like rotten fish...which he will later eat
      Amy: Large t-shirt from current lover
      Scruffy: Tighty Whities


What about Leela?

[/Aside]
SpaceMaN

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« #627 : 03-12-2010 21:28 »

A: Leela and Amy.  Because everyone wants them to.


Q: What would Scruffy say about that?


(hobbitboy, picture Leela wearing however much or little you wish.)
captjim

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« #628 : 03-18-2010 04:13 »
« : 03-18-2010 04:15 »

a: scruffy would take off his hat and say 'scruffy believes in love', although he's actually uncomfortable expressing intimacy.

q: how long has 'discussion' been misspelled as 'disscussion', anyway?
Igner_Farnsworth

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« #629 : 03-18-2010 05:09 »

A: It has been spelled that way ever since the "Diss" record became the cool thing in hip-hop.

Q: What will June 23 2010 be like?
KurtPikachu2001

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« #630 : 03-18-2010 13:57 »

A:  Great because the new season will be a day away! 


A:  How much should Fry weigh, 90 or 120? 
Svip

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« #631 : 03-18-2010 13:57 »

T:  Kilogrammes or stones?

W:  Why is his weight important?
Bendersfan1221

Space Pope
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« #632 : 03-18-2010 17:08 »

A: Because the less he weights the less Hermes needs to spend on his coffin.

Q: What does Hermes want Fry to die of?
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« #633 : 03-18-2010 22:27 »

A: He wants him to die of a Tuesday.

Q: Why not a Wednesday? Or any other day for that matter?
MadFellow

Bending Unit
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« #634 : 03-19-2010 07:30 »

A: It would make his tuesday even better.

Q: What's so good about tuesday?
KurtPikachu2001

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« #635 : 03-21-2010 17:36 »

A:  The Tuesday dinner special at Bennigan's!

Q:  Is Fry an enabler to Bender? 
captjim

Bending Unit
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« #636 : 03-26-2010 21:52 »

a: no, he's his debugger
q: wheres the question mark at the end of this question. WHERED IT GO
MadFellow

Bending Unit
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« #637 : 03-27-2010 12:45 »

A: Bender stole it while you were holding hands with someone.

Q: Why did Bender want the question mark?
EvilChicken

Bending Unit
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« #638 : 03-27-2010 14:24 »

A: To bend it into an exclamation mark.

Q: Is Leela winking or blinking?
MadFellow

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« #639 : 03-30-2010 20:07 »

A: Winking.

Q: Why?
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