"What's with the eye?" - Stupid Questions

[Reply #680 on:]

*Sigh*  You're reading too much into it.  Who SHOULD fly the ship & why?

[Reply #681 on:]

A: Fry should fly the ship as he knows how to fly... but forgot, so Fry should do it as long as he thinks it's a computer game.

Q: Should Bender had  the Gold Paint job or stuck with the silver when he was created?

[Reply #682 on:]

Bender is named captain in Birdbot of Icecatraz too, so he flies the ship in that.

A: Nibbler, because he's so cute in a pilot's jacket.

crap.

A: Don't make Bender go upside your head for asking dumb questions, fleshwad.

Q: What is Lord Nibbler's actual Nibblonian name?

[Reply #683 on:]

A: First letter: Nibblinoniononononnedainappon addinatardisfartdeltaunitlaze rladerontiptronionogobeefheag reezopeezoxrondertopyoneconob eisbexizendellarsafredsaloves foratleelaxeroflolmaobezexert ate... etc, etc, etc, ect, ect....... ect...

Q: Did Leela actually finish her tequila? (and used a silly straw)

[Reply #684 on:]

A:  Of course she did.  If not, her dad wouldn't allow her to have any beer.

Q:  Who is the Robot Devil's best friend?

[Reply #685 on:]

A: Robot Muhammed

Q: What does Robot Muhammed look like?

[Reply #686 on:]

A:  Nobody knows; looking at him is illegal under penalty of death.

Q:  Why was Oprahism outlawed?

[Reply #687 on:]

A: Dr. Philism told it to.


Q: What's Amy's bra size?

[Reply #688 on:]

A:  It's the closest guarded secret on the planet Mars... but get Amy drunk and she'll be happy to tell you.

Q:  What did Scruffy do before working at Planet Express?

[Reply #689 on:]

A:  It's the closest guarded secret on the planet Earth... but get Amy drunk and she'll be happy to tell you.

Q: How does Amy know?

[Reply #690 on:]

A:  Anything Amy wants her daddy buys for her, including information.

Q:  Besides most of Mars, most of Mars University and Kappa Kappa Wong, what else does the Wong family own?

[Reply #691 on:]

A:  The Mars Indians!


Q:  What if Gunter produced an Oscar Mayer commercial and put Fry, Bender, and Leela in it? 

[Reply #692 on:]

A:  Then Fry (and everyone else) could correctly be called a "Weenie"

Q:  Who is Scruffy related to?

[Reply #693 on:]

A: Hobbitboy

Q: How are they related?

[Reply #694 on:]

A: Hobbit boy is Scruffys best friends uncles wife.



Q: If Scruffys best friend is his cousin and Hobbit boys cousin. Meaning, Hobbit boy and Scruffy share a common uncle on their mothers side. Then how is he is his uncles wife?

[Reply #695 on:]

A: You don't want to know

Q: Who wants to know?

[Reply #696 on:]

A. No-one

Q. Who would win in a boxing competition between Matt Groening and Seth Macfarlane?

[Reply #697 on:]

A:  It'd be a close one.  Seth would come out jabbing with his slashing wit, constant motion, in Matt's face.  Then Matt would clock him with his big right hand, and POW!, Seth would be on queer street (boxing term for unconscious).

Q:  What martial arts does Bender know?

[Reply #698 on:]

A: He knows Robo Tae Kwan Do and Kung Pow Chicken.


Q: If Bender fought Zoidberg(while in maiting season), who would win?

[Reply #699 on:]

A:  In Claw Plaw, Bender would win.  Zoidberg's claws are impervious to Benders 30% iron, 30% titanium, 30% zinc, 30% other metal skin.

Q:  How is it that Hermes has never been arrested for his "Jamaican traditions"?

[Reply #700 on:]

[Aside]

I do not think that word means what you think it means.

   A:  In Claw Plaw, Bender would win. Benders 30% iron, 30% titanium, 30% zinc, 30% other metal skin is impervious to Zoidberg's claws.

Fixed.   

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[Reply #701 on:]

Q:  How is it that Hermes has never been arrested for his "Jamaican traditions"?

A: Cannabis is tax deductible in the 31st century.

Q: What's Hedonism Bot's day job?

[Reply #702 on:]

Fixed.  

Nobody asked you to fix my gramatically incorrect, intellectually stunted post.  NOBODY!

Thanks

[Reply #703 on:]

gramtically

gramtically?

sorry

[Reply #704 on:]

Stupid A on my keyboard keeps sticking...

[Reply #705 on:]

we all know what that means.......it's probably dusty

[Reply #706 on:]

Q:  Eating grapes, just like his afternoon and night job!


A:  What would the League of Robots do if they make a comeback? 

[Reply #707 on:]

A:  The same as they're doing now; sit around a roaring fire in smoking jackets, watching hedonismbot swill brandy.

Q:  Since he never has any alcohol or money, how does Tinny Tim survive?

[Reply #708 on:]

A: Who wouldn't give a little robo boy free booze?


Q: Who wouldn't give a little robo boy free booze?

[Reply #709 on:]

A:  Bender, of course!

Q:  What's Dr. Zoidberg's favorite food?

[Reply #710 on:]

Q:  How is it that Hermes has never been arrested for his "Jamaican traditions"?

A: Cannabis is tax deductible in the 31st century.

Freeze me![/aside]

A: Yes.

Q: How long are Dr. Zoidberg's toenails?

[Reply #711 on:]

A: Toe nails, a feast is a feast.


Q: Whos toe nails does Zoidberg like to eat?

[Reply #712 on:]

A: Everyone but the Professor

Q: Why not the professor?

[Reply #713 on:]

A:  C'mon, everyone knows Decapodians can't stand "old man" toenails.

Q:  What's Hermes favorite meal?

[Reply #714 on:]

A: Jerk Pasta



Q: What's the name of Zoidberg's band?

[Reply #715 on:]

A: Decapodian Beast Feast.

Q: What does Zoidberg do in the band?

[Reply #716 on:]

A:  He's in charge of scheduling their appearances.  Which is why they never have a gig.

Q:  Aside from Comedian & Doctor, what did Zoidberg want to be when he grew up?

[Reply #717 on:]

A: A song and dance man!

Q: if his parents hadn't pushed him to study medicine, would he have do a good job with song and dance?

[Reply #718 on:]

A: Yes, he would of been a great apology dancer, possibly singing songs about saying sorry.

Q: Is Fry named after an Irish Breakfast?

[Reply #719 on:]

A: No, he was name after the phillips screwdriver.



Q: Where does the last name "Fry" originate from?