Attention New New Yorkers - Stop asking so stupid! - Stupid Questions

[Reply #480 on:]

A: Because owning 50% of Mars is too much work.

Q: Why is it so much work?

EDIT: TOTP!!!

[Reply #481 on:]

A: Because its a freaking planet

Q: Who owns the other half?

[Reply #482 on:]

A: I've already said the Mars Ecological society owned the other half but wants to sell.

Q: Why haven't the Wongs taken over mars already?

[Reply #483 on:]

A: They have, they didn't want people to know yet. (And who's to know what happens on Mars on the 24th of this month, hint hint)

Q: Why would they not want people to know the Wong's have taken over Mars yet?

[Reply #484 on:]

A: Because they might fear the people of mars would attack them.

Q: Why would the citizens of Mars care who owns and destroys the Martian ecosystem?

[Reply #485 on:]

A:  Because Martians care about their planet and enviorment, too!


Q:  Are Leela and Bender parental figures for Fry?

[Reply #486 on:]

A: Nope Fry goes to others for parenting.

Q: Who does Fry go to for parental figures?

[Reply #487 on:]

A: Zoidberg and Hermes.

Q: Is Bender mad about this?

[Reply #488 on:]

A: Yes, because he still views Fry as his Pet Meat Bag.

Q: Why hasn't bender killed any humans yet?

[Reply #489 on:]

A: He has, he just doesn't want people knowing it.

Q: Again, why so?

[Reply #490 on:]

A: If he had done it already we'd know, or else he wouldn't be complaining in ITWGY....

W:Who is more evil, Mom or Nixon's head?

[Reply #491 on:]

A: Mom by far.

Q: Who's more of a pervert, Zapp or Bill Clinton's head.

[Reply #492 on:]

A: Zapp, of course.

Q: Which main character hates the either/or questions?

[Reply #493 on:]

A: Amy because she usually wants to choose both answers.

Q: Why does Amy want everything?

[Reply #494 on:]

A:  Because she's rich and she's used to it.


Q:  What if Leela became prinicipal of the Orphanirium?

[Reply #495 on:]

A: She would start beating the crap out of the kids who picked on the other kids.

Q: How long would she last before being fired for child abuse?

[Reply #496 on:]

A: Fired? It's a good part of pretend parenting.

XQ: What's the brainspawn's next adventure?

[Reply #497 on:]

A: Singing american pie for the next trillion years....

Q: Why does the last movie not involve the brain spawn vs nibblonians?

[Reply #498 on:]

A: Because as good as that would've been, and what should've been replacing Bender's Game IMO, the new film is awesome enough, and people that disagree with that has a big, ugly face that's as dumb as a butt.

GQ: Who has a big, ugly face that's as dumb as a butt?

[Reply #499 on:]

A: Freida Waterfall and her crappy rhymes....

Q: Why do her messages seem so ridiculously stupid that no sane human would have ever come up with them?

[Reply #500 on:]

A: Because no one's a suspisious lesbian more than Frida Waterfall, leader of the Greenorita Eco-Feminist Collective.

Q: Are there any other Waterfalls yet to be killed?

[Reply #501 on:]

A: uhh no

Q: where did the encyclopod go

[Reply #502 on:]

A: It visited the electronic God being.

QnA: Will we ever see Morgan Freeman Waterfall?

[Reply #503 on:]

A:No, he just died.
Q: How do I already know about this?

[Reply #504 on:]

A; because you downloaded the film off the internet!

Q: where did bender buy his 1DVS BSTD PLATE from?

[Reply #505 on:]

A: California

Q: Why California?

[Reply #506 on:]

A: coz its a californian liscence plate

Q: what will happen after you know what at the end of ITWGY

[Reply #507 on:]

A: They might never return, or may end up trillions of light years away...

Q: Will they hit the dreaded reset button if it comes back?

[Reply #508 on:]

A: No.. they will do ANYTHING to get away from the nimbus!

Q: Does the nimbus follow them?

[Reply #509 on:]

A: Seeing that Zapp is an incompetent moron he would most likely order the ship to follow Leela at all cost, but because the ship is basically flying itself since he killed the crew it will refuse to go through the wormhole until given the override command.

Q: Why does Zapp still want to arrest them?

[Reply #510 on:]

A: because he wants leelas corpse as a trophy

Q: how did zapp feel that kiff left him

[Reply #511 on:]

A: He got really angry that Kif should side with the fugatives.

Q: Where the hell does 53 counts of fugativity come from?

[Reply #512 on:]

A: his stupid brain

Q: why does he keep going through the windmill after kif says they will be chopped in half

[Reply #513 on:]

A: Because he's the self proclaimed Commodore 64 Zapp Brannigan, and he knows better than some damned computer and a squishy green alien known as Kif Kroker or so he thinks....

Q: Why the hell did they not abort the abomination that is Zapp in the womb, or at least not let him rise above the rank of faceless minion?

[Reply #514 on:]

A: because he probably bribed his way up with the doop chairman

Q: who would win in a fight between amy and zapp

[Reply #515 on:]

Quick intermission: Calm it down with the going back and forth between you two... Give others a chance to take part.

[Reply #516 on:]

Thanks [-mArc-], I've got the small tub of ice cream, the Pi litre  of coke, I think I'm ready to sit down for Act 2, but Hedonism Bot isn't done vomiting.
(I realize alot of my posts are alot of references to lines and other parts of the series, just bare with me till sanity returns in a week when I won't be here.)

A: Amy, by far.

Q: What was Zapp like in his younger days?

[Reply #517 on:]

A: Slightly quieter, and a bit less arrogant.

Q: How much less arrogant was Zapp than he is today?

[Reply #518 on:]

A: As arrogant has the Mormons.

Q: Was Zapp a Mormon that suddenly left?

BTW, people may disagree the way alot of people do, but I'm kinda glad the What If thread is locked because I was getting noticeably confused with the threads. I apologies.

[Reply #519 on:]

A: Yes he was.

Q: Why did he leave the Mormons?