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DrThunder88

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Fry: Woah, that's way more of James Doohan than I ever wanted to see. Nimoy: Yes, it's an image you never get used to...unfortunately.
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futz
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Bender: Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. ..
Leela: Must - remove - clothes.
Fry: Leonard, Benders in a paradox loop, Leela's getting all horny (mmmmm)! It won't fit through the door! Oh crap! It's a Krell - monsters from the Id! Run!
Nimoy's Head: Sigh, I told you guys not to stare at Shatner's ego too long.
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Xanfor

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Leela: I knew it!
Fry: We've been tricked!
Bender: It was a COOOOONNNNNNN!
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Frisco17

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Nimoy's Head: The universe is filled with mysteries. Tonight we examine a close encounter between three freinds and a mysterious visitor. Is it an extra-terrestrial, or perhaps a spirit from the next world? No. The truth is it's none of these things but in fact a man in a costume from "Mars Attacks". A more intersting mystery would be, 'Why did I take this job again'. This and more tonight on "Uninteresting Mysteries".
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Xanfor

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« Reply #49 on: 01-06-2008 23:31 »
« Last Edit on: 01-06-2008 23:31 »
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I laughed. And in the end, that's all that matters. So long, chumps! edit: Knew I forgot something... 
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coldangel

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I don't get Xanfor's winning caption... I read it a few times and I still don't. Brainspawn stupidification rays affecting me, perhaps?
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coldangel

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Leela: ...and then I realized I had the spanner in my hand the whole time!
Bender: ....
Professor: ....
Bender: ...That's it?
Professor: That story took up forty-five minutes of my life, and I want them back!
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LayZ341

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Bender: You lie! I've seen Fry naked, he's not that big.
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DrThunder88

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Originally posted by coldangel_1: I don't get Xanfor's winning caption... I read it a few times and I still don't. Brainspawn stupidification rays affecting me, perhaps? No, I misread it at first too. It's because he spelled it in a way that could be interpreted as "coon" instead of "con," which is funny.
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coldangel

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So dark the Khan of Man...
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futz
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Bender: No way you did that many different species in the same movie!
Leela: I said the same scene, Bender!
Bender: This is an outrage! It's not in my collection! Hey wait - you took it from my collection!
Leela: I "borrowed" all 12 that night you got so blind stinking sober.
Prof: Silence! No talking while Leela recharges her bra.
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DrThunder88

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Originally posted by coldangel_1: So dark the Khan of Xan... Fixed to the max! And now, my dub. Professor: I knew I shouldn't have upgraded her from Amatuerzac to Prozac.
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Frisco17

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Leela: "Hey, you guys, look what I bought on a wild impulse: New boots. They're like my old ones but with a crazy green stripe. Woo! Never know what I'm gonna do next!"
Bender: "Big whoop. Next time you bother me make sure it's important first."
Professor: (thinking) "I know I've heard that somewhere before but I just can't place it. Oh well, it's probably nothing."
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Xanfor

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DrThunder88 has great puns, and Kyten has great characterisation...
And yet Bender'sRevenge knows me so well...
One more day. One more day...
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i_c_weiner

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« Reply #65 on: 01-07-2008 23:10 »
« Last Edit on: 01-07-2008 23:10 »
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So Dark the Khan of Man, eh? Leela: ... And, from that moment on, I knew it was destiny. Bender: Don't you mean destiny? (using spirit fingers) Leela: ... Destiny? (using spirit fingers) Cubert: You're horrid! You didn't even explain what the destiny was of! You just started off by saying "And, from that moment on, I knew it was destiny"! Farnsworth: For once, Cubert's right, yet still a bit annoying. Leela, I don't pay you to be not as great as Bender! Get back to work! Bender: Finally, the recognition that I, Bender, deserve.
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coldangel

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Originally posted by i_c_weiner: So Dark the Khan of Man, eh?
And so, once again, someone from the future has travelled back in time to use my jokes before I've even made them, thus claiming credit. I hate it when that happens.
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bend_her

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Professor (angrily): Flaming thunderbolts!* We had a delivery to make two hours ago, where have you been?
Leela: Last night, I had one of those ads for plastic surgery in my dreams, so I figured I'd try it out and... tada! What do you think?
Bender: Oh. Your. God.
* Extra nerd-points for anyone who gets that one
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Cleansingfire

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Originally posted by coldangel_1: And so, once again, someone from the future has travelled back in time to use my jokes before I've even made them, thus claiming credit. I hate it when that happens. Bill Hicks, that bastard. (I have repeatedly seen Shaun Micallef perform jokes I thought up previously.) Leela: And that's when... Bender: I hate you and everything you stand for. Professor: Mmm, yes, I can see where that would be an advantage.
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Xanfor

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I just got around to reading the Professor's line in Bender'sRevenge's caption. 'Tempered by physical disappointment'? That could have negative interpretations!
Bend-her wins for giving me extra nerd-points.
Exactry!
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Frisco17

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« Reply #71 on: 01-08-2008 22:16 »
« Last Edit on: 01-08-2008 22:16 »
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Wow! Somebody beat Coldy to ranting about losing. You better watch yourself Bender'sRevenge you're already on his list from before. Originally posted by bend_her: * Extra nerd-points for anyone who gets that one I don't get it.
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coldangel

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Where's the new fucking grab already?! RARR!! Bend-her, o Bend-her, wherefor fucking art thou Bend-her?! Originally posted by Frisco17: You better watch yourself Bender'sRevenge you're already on his list from before.
Bender'sRevenge died of completely natural causes, so I don't appreciate your implications.
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Xanfor

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Originally posted by Bender'sRevenge:
Oh well, at least the IRS can't touch me now! Here's to wishful thinking!
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bend_her

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I won? WON-DER-FUL!!!  How do you keep up with so many TV series, Xanny? You must be the cable guy or something (sorry, Archonix...) Stroll on, Sergeant Major Zero, stroll on... Or should I just declare Coldy the winner already?
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LayZ341

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Shatner: You see Leela, Nimoy has always looked up to me.
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coldangel

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Shatner: Leonard, you old head-case!
Nimoy: (forcing a grin) That was funny the first seventy times you said it.
Shatner: That's really no way to get ahead in life.
Nimoy: ...Okay Bill.
Shatner: Have you had any luck getting a head-job?
Nimoy: Alright, kick his podgy ass.
Leela: With pleasure!
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