Come on, Bender, jack a grab.

[Reply #80 on:]

Nimoy: It's truly remarkable, Bill.  Three hundred years and a billion miles of separation can't keep two lifelong friends from...
Fry: Could you guys wrap this up?  This jar is smooshing my wiener.

[Reply #81 on:]

Leela: ...soooo real Starship Captain's pants are crotchless?

Shatner: Hmmm-ummm.

Fry: You need to get a pair or dozen, Leela.

Nimoy: That's great Bill. (Thinking: Damn, upstaged again!)

[Reply #82 on:]

Nimoy: So, either they kick your ass AND we take your ship, OR you comply AND we get through this together while NOT dead.

Fry:  Why's he talking so funny?

Leela: Some new Vulcan Logic...

[Reply #83 on:]

Reposted so everbody doesn't have to go to the previous page.



Shatner: "Leonard! Is that you?"

Nimoy: "Bill, It's been years!"

Leela: "Well, it seems like you guys have alot of catching up to do, so if you'll just sign these forms saying that you recieved the head...."

Fry: "That's all I gotta do? Sign some forms!?! Leela put me down for one of those. No no, two. No eight!"

Leela: "Ugh."

[Reply #84 on:]

 

Originally posted by bend_her:
How do you keep up with so many TV series, Xanny? You must be the cable guy or something (sorry, Archonix...)

I hang out with a very geeky crowd. Eventually a group mind containing all our combined knowledge formed. I draw quite a lot from that.

Prepare to be assimilated.

[Reply #85 on:]

Nimoy: Bill! M'man! So, where do I get my new body for the reunion special?

Shatner: Oh, uh... hi... this is a little hard to say, but... the position has been filled.

Zachhary Quinto (offscreen); Hit the bricks, grandpa.

Leela: Awk-waaaard...

[Reply #86 on:]

Fry: Hmm... smells like Head and Shoulders.

Shatner: But you don't have dandruff.

Nimoy: Exactly!!

Leela: Have we sold out already?

Fry: ...already?

[Reply #87 on:]

JBERGES wins for the EE reference 

[Reply #88 on:]

Oh you guys are asses!

[Reply #89 on:]

Want a Zima?

[Reply #90 on:]

You keep your stinking malt beverages.

[Reply #91 on:]

[Reply #92 on:]

Leela: "HA! I win again, pay up chumps."

Amy: [Cantonese curses]

Bender: "Man, my cheating unit must be off today."

Zoidberg "What's going on in here?"

Leela: "I just smoked these losers in Ceres Hold Em."

Zoidberg: "No. I mean what happened to the Professor?"

Bender: "Eh, I got bored so I superglued his head to the floor. Turns out gambling away all Fry's money isn't as much fun as I thought it would be."

[Reply #93 on:]

Amy: "Hermes isn't going to be happy when he see's this."

Leela: "Not happy, he'll be devastated!"

Bender: "That poor man. On the other hand though, I bet I could scam Hermes big time! Muhahaha!"

Professor: "This will teach that Limbo crazy Bureaucrat that he should get my doomsday weapons permit thourgh faster!"

[Reply #94 on:]

Amy: Looks like the Professor has been watching "Everybody Loves Hyponotoad" again.

Prof: Vrrrrrrrmmmmm, vrrrrrrrmmmmm...

Amy: Amazing! He thinks he's a carpet sweeper.

Leela: Even more amazing is Fry trying to actually clean something.

Bender: *Sigh* He never trys to clean our place.

[Reply #95 on:]

Leela: See Professor, thats why they call them B-Boys instead of B-Senior Citizens.

[Reply #96 on:]

Amy: I get the feeling we should be seeing the word "FAIL" printed in bold white letters somewhere.

[Reply #97 on:]

Professor: I'm going for it!  The Sesquintuple head spin!  That will cheer Bender up.

Amy: Professor, no! 

Bender: Oh, what's the point?  Nothing's ever going to bring back Fry.

Leela: What are you talking about?  He's just in the kitchen feeding the mold colony.

Bender: Yeah, but he could be in here making me feel better about myself by comparison.

Zoidberg: At least you still have your friend, Zoidberg!

Bender: (crying) Auh-huh-huh!

[Reply #98 on:]

Bender: (sigh) I just bet some wise-ass is gonna make a framegrab of this and give it a stupid caption... I hate the Internet.

[Reply #99 on:]

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[Reply #100 on:]

Amy: Ai!

Leela: Ouch. And he came so close to breaking the world somersault record, too.

Bender: I knew I should have bet against him...

Zoidberg: Don't worry, friends. It's perfectly normal for his species to bend that way.

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Originally posted by JBERGES:

Proffesor: Good news everybody, something is horribly wrong with me!
Zoidberg: Don't worry little girl, you're standing perfectly well on your feet nothings the matter with you
Proffessor: I'm standing on my head you dolt
Bender: Oh I wish i had some booze right now. Hey maybe the proffesors health insurance can help pay for it!
Leela: Health insurance doesnt buy you booze
Amy: Spluh, and anyways it would be the Proffesors booze not yours.
Bender(mumbling): lousy amy wants to end up like the proffesor.

oh and yes sine wave i got the idea for zoidbergs line from you, thanks 

[Reply #102 on:]

Cool. I get 15% royalties.

*reads his own stories*

*gives 80% royalties to JBERGES*

[Reply #103 on:]

yay, 80% royalty!  I'll take Prince William sans left leg please...


And... Dr T for the block win, with the caveat that he make said picture.

[Reply #104 on:]

Prince Albert is easier to divvy up, especially when he's in a can.  Okay, I'll lolprof the previous one...after bed.

[Reply #105 on:]

Leela and Bender had varying reactions upon discovering they had wandered into a crack-house.

(rimshot)

[Reply #106 on:]

Leela: "Oh my god, it looks like my parents' house has been robbed!"

Bender: "Yeah, and I didn't find one single thing of value in the whole damned place."

[Reply #107 on:]

In his defense, Fry did tell them they shouldn't come in.

[Reply #108 on:]

Leela: The first step is admitting you have a problem.
Bender: Yeah Fry, I mean, seriously, mauve drapes?
Leela: And you didn't have to--
Bender: Leela, I don't think you're getting the point. Mauve. MAUVE!

[Reply #109 on:]

 

Originally posted by Sine Wave:
Cool. I get 15% royalties.

*reads his own stories*

*gives 80% royalties to JBERGES*

haaaa.

Nah, I'd say only about 67%.

[Reply #110 on:]

 

Originally posted by DrThunder88:
Prince Albert is easier to divvy up, especially when he's in a can.  Okay, I'll lolprof the previous one...after bed.

Just one line, her expression explains the rest
Bender: Hey those ugly purple drapes match your hair

[Reply #111 on:]

Leela: (Gasp!) Oh my Lord...

Bender: He's a Witch!

Fry: So I've got an 'outie' belly-button, big deal guys...

[Reply #112 on:]

Bender: Ha, ha now Leela is under my hypnotic power.

Leela: Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...

Fry: Can you have her do stuff and , you know, stuff.

Leela: No.

Bender: Sure. - What? - Hey!

Leela: Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...

[Reply #113 on:]

Leela: "Ok Bender what's so important that you dragged me all the way down to my parent's to show me?.....OH MY GOD!"

Morris: (OS) "LEELA! We uh didn't know you were coming over."

Bender: (Waves hand infront of Leela's face) "HAHAHAHAHAHA That'll teach you to make me fill the ship's dark matter tanks by myself."

Leela: (Eye begins to twitch)
 

[Reply #114 on:]

Bender: What are you NERDS looking at?!!!!!!

[Reply #115 on:]

*Bender:* This was the only mirror i could find, so where was that bit of food you said i had in my teeth?

*Leela:* I don't know, but have you got any moisturizing cream, my complexion is awful!!

[Reply #116 on:]

FRY: Hey Bender whats wrong ??

LEELA: He probably just forgot to drink....

BENDER: NOOO I see Flexo he is going to kill me

LEELA: No he's not

FLEXO: Bender I am going to kill you for last time

BENDER:AHHHHH you see Leela i told you

FRY: Hey when you die can i have the rest of your beers

BENDER: (Crying) I thought you were my best friend

FRY: Oh sorry bender (hugs Bender)

BENDER: (Flips fry around in front of flexo) Here take the kid!!

[Reply #117 on:]

Bender: ...and I call this photo Skin Tubes Entwined.  I used a glossy finish to give it a Hollywood look.

Leela: But..., but..., that's Fry and me having sex at my apartment!  This is a total violation of our privacy!

Bender: Yeah, about that: you really should get all that spy gear Zapp Branigan installed out of your bedroom.  Anyway, I've another showing at the Guggenheim.  You're more than welcome to show your face - although you'll be showing a lot more than that in a series I call Purple Rain - Leela in the Shower.

[Reply #118 on:]

Bender: Hey stop staring at my dull metal ass Leela.
Leela: Why's it dull?
Bender: Because it hasn't been waxed today big boots. Zoidberg, get in here and do your chore.
Zoidberg: All right I'm coming!

[Reply #119 on:]

Hey can someone edit mine and try to make it better...Please!!