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Frisco17

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« #120 : 01-15-2008 21:08 »

You can't edit other people's post, only your own.

Bender'sRevenge very good!
FryBender4

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« #121 : 01-16-2008 16:40 »

oh sorry
FryBender4

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« #122 : 01-16-2008 16:50 »

BENDER: I'm bored I'm going to bother Fry

LEELA: I'm bored I'm going to bother Fry

Dr. Zoidberg: I'M bored I'm going to bother Fry

FRY: I'm bored I'm going to bother FRY

(Leela, Bender, and Zoidberg come and beat fry up)

FRY: OWCH!!!!! At least leave a beer

BENDER: Here ( throws beer bottle at fry)

FRY: OWCH!!!!! (takes off cap, puts it up to his mouth) It's empty NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOO
Sine Wave

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« #123 : 01-16-2008 17:06 »

1. Try not to double post.
2. You only get one entry per picture.

Thanks.  :)
Frisco17

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« #124 : 01-16-2008 21:00 »

Wonder when Jacked is gonna choose a winner.
Bendersfan1221

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« #125 : 01-16-2008 21:36 »
« : 01-16-2008 21:36 »

DT88 time to announce the winner!! It's been 2 days.
BenderīsRevenge

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« #126 : 01-17-2008 00:49 »

 
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Originally posted by Frisco17:
You can't edit other people's post, only your own.

Bender'sRevenge very good!

Thanks!  I almost posted a new pick thinking I had won before I realized you didn't post the grab.
DrThunder88

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« #127 : 01-17-2008 02:02 »

Don't rush me!  I have to carefully consider how to subtly berate all of your entries.  Oh well.

Much as I bemoan fourth wall jokes most of the time, mad props fly out to LayZ.  Now if it had been a self-referential fourth wall joke like "Hey, look at all the nerds.  Let's play a game where we think up funny things they might be saying!" I might have had to kill him (after telling him he had won).
Xanfor

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« #128 : 01-17-2008 09:29 »

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JackedOn

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« #129 : 01-17-2008 12:09 »

 
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Originally posted by Frisco17:
Wonder when Jacked is gonna choose a winner.

wait I have to choose?
i_c_weiner

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« #130 : 01-17-2008 14:56 »

Xanfor:


Also, I edit my avatar's tagline to whatever the situation is.
LayZ341

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« #131 : 01-17-2008 18:16 »

BenderīsRevenge

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« #132 : 01-17-2008 18:45 »

Kiff: (shuddering)It's almost too lifelike.  At least there's only one thing left to do and I can finally move on with my life...

Pulls tape recorder out of a brown envelop marked final orders and presses play

Zapp: Kiff, if you're listening to this recording, that means I suffered a tragic but probably heroic death and you've followed through with my request to have my remains preserved - which you're probably whimpering beneath right now.  Since I know you'd have trouble moving on, I filed a posthumous order with DOOP Headquarters to have you assigned to guard over my taxidermied corpse 24-7 keeping teenagers and pigeons from desecrating me.  If you lift Felicity's tail, there's a compartment for you to live in as well as further..., instructions.

Kiff: Ah, f@%#!
soylentOrange

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« #133 : 01-17-2008 19:17 »

Zapp: "Ready, Felicity?  Aim...  Fire!"
Bendersfan1221

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« #134 : 01-17-2008 19:26 »
« : 01-17-2008 19:26 »

Zapp: Kif I need you to follow after Felicity and I as we march heroicly through the battle felid.
Kif: Why sir?
Zapp: Felicity needs a pooper scooper and so do I.
Kif: *Sigh*

@Bender'sRevenge: You don't need to censor your posts. You can say fuck, and shit and all that jazz.
Frisco17

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« #135 : 01-17-2008 20:50 »

Zapp: "I'm not touching you. I'm not touching you."
FryBender4

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« #136 : 01-17-2008 20:55 »

hey do you like my 2 ones i made up about Revenge Of Flexo & Bothering Fry
futz
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« #137 : 01-17-2008 21:18 »

Zapp: ... and you there soldier blah, blah, blah...

Kif (thinking): Only the military could find such a matched pair of horse's asses, sigh.
LayZ341

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« #138 : 01-17-2008 21:34 »

I'm sorry, but I don't think anyone can top soylentOrange's.  Its his turn now.
Sine Wave

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« #139 : 01-17-2008 21:50 »
« : 01-17-2008 21:50 »

Young man, there's no need to feel down
I said, young man, pick yourself off the ground
I said, young man...


Kif: Why did they have to give him a saddle with a stereo?

edit - Oh goddammit.
Frisco17

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« #140 : 01-17-2008 21:54 »
« : 01-17-2008 21:54 »

That's gotta be a record time. Not that I disagree.
Bendersfan1221

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« #141 : 01-17-2008 22:07 »

Damn. Oh well SoylentOranges was great. If that can be topped then there's something odd happening.
FryBender4

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« #142 : 01-18-2008 06:09 »

ZAPP: YOUUU can have sex with me to remind me of Leela

Kif: But sir I don't think thats very sanitary

ZAPP: Nonesence Kif

Kif: awwwwwwwwww man why does he always drag me into this stuff. OHH well i guess I can think of Amy doing it
Frisco17

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« #143 : 01-18-2008 21:32 »

I think you're missing the point of this game. Futz already declared a winner so you wait until that person posts a new grab. Then you can dub that one.
futz
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« #144 : 01-18-2008 21:58 »
« : 01-18-2008 21:58 »

Um, wasn't my call. LayZ declared Soylent Orange the winner.
soylentOrange

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« #145 : 01-18-2008 22:14 »

oops, didn't realise I'd won. 

coldangel

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« #146 : 01-18-2008 22:18 »

ZOIDBERG: What with the horrified faces? I only suggested a threesome.
BenderīsRevenge

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« #147 : 01-18-2008 22:31 »

^Winner.   :(
Robo D Rulz!!

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« #148 : 01-18-2008 22:53 »

Zoidberg:*monotone* Must kill non-viewers. Must kill friends. All glory to the Hypnotoad!
Frisco17

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« #149 : 01-18-2008 22:58 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by futz:
Um, wasn't my call. LayZ declared Soylent Orange the winner.

Yeah, I wasn't really paying attention.

 
Quote
Originally posted by Bender'sRevenge:
^Winner.    :(

I agree, I'm not even gonna try and beat that.
futz
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« #150 : 01-19-2008 00:08 »
« : 01-19-2008 00:08 »

Dr. Zoidberg: What!?! No medical insurance!?! Go away!!!
DrThunder88

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« #151 : 01-19-2008 01:34 »

Zoidberg: Stand back.  This side of the window is mine!
Leela: But it's an anamorphic widescreen storefront, there's plenty of room for all of us.
Decapodian

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« #152 : 01-19-2008 04:42 »

What episode does that grab come from because the background looks different then the backgrounds in WMIBACIL.
soylentOrange

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« #153 : 01-19-2008 08:27 »

@Decapodian: it's actually a framegrab from Bender's Big Score.

I'll wait for a few more entries before picking a winner.
i_c_weiner

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« #154 : 01-19-2008 09:05 »

Leela: Um, Fry, don't you want to, um, protect me?
Fry: No way. I'm not buying F-shirts ever again!
Bendersfan1221

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« #155 : 01-19-2008 09:25 »
« : 01-19-2008 09:25 »

since ones that feature sex seem to be popular...

Leela: Zoidberg, I asked Fry if he wanted to have sex tonight not you. Your turn is next Wednseday after the professor.
Zoidberg: But I've so full of male jelly since that time that Fry and I had claw-phach that I need to get rid of it before I die.
Fry: *Throws up a little* You have sex with him. I thought his species died after sex.
Leela: *To Fry* Precisly.

I don't think that made sense. Oh well.
SonicPanther

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« #156 : 01-19-2008 11:16 »

Fry never knew Leela and Zoidberg were having an affair until that fateful day when Zoidberg attempted to grab her breasts right before his eyes.
bend_her

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« #157 : 01-19-2008 11:23 »

Zoidberg: The last time I walked by this storefront, I almost discharged my ink-pouch, there was a scary movie on. I think it was from your time, Fry.

Fry: Really?

Zoidberg: Yes, it had to do with a sea-creature. A single fin is all that showed...

(Zoidberg then imitates the Jaws theme)
LayZ341

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« #158 : 01-19-2008 13:24 »

Zoidberg:...and thats how our species reproduces.
soylentOrange

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« #159 : 01-19-2008 15:23 »

I'm going to have to go with coldangel_1.  LAYZ341 was a close second though.
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