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Frisco17

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« #200 : 01-16-2008 20:56 »

^ I think this guys has a fixation.

467: In the British countryside many prostitutes decorate their rooms with festive gourds.
km73

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« #201 : 01-22-2008 21:18 »

466: The PE crew didn't mind Bender's drinking, kleptomania or pornography ring, but the electricity abuse crossed the line.

465: The Beta Romeo features an awful lot of eagle, but the luxury edition has even more.
Frisco17

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« #202 : 01-22-2008 21:29 »

464: You should not ask about the secret ingredient.
Robo D Rulz!!

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« #203 : 01-23-2008 00:03 »

463: If Fry died, there wouldn't be anybody to make Bender waffles just the way he likes them.
seattlejohn01

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« #204 : 01-23-2008 00:28 »

462: The Professor was right about his previous crew not being as good as the one before it (see envelope titled "Contents of Space Wasp's Stomach" ).
Decapodian

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« #205 : 01-23-2008 04:29 »
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461: The current crew is marginally better then the old crew.

460: And the crew before that.

459: Planet Express ships used to be gray.

458: Neptune is populated by possibly gay elves
Frisco17

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« #206 : 01-23-2008 20:15 »

457: Thompsons still exist in the future although they have been converted to laser guns.

456: Kyoto is an anagram of Tokyo.
km73

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« #207 : 01-23-2008 21:32 »

455: Mars University will never beat Jupiter State, not with Amy's bent javelin.
seattlejohn01

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« #208 : 01-24-2008 03:13 »

454: If Bender offers to cook for you, remember that his food kills plants, melts through floors and makes people's stomachs explode.
PazuzuJr

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« #209 : 01-24-2008 16:27 »

456: Never give out your e-mail adress
PhilipJ.FryFan

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« #210 : 01-24-2008 18:00 »

455: Fry knows how to make ice cream soup.
Frisco17

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« #211 : 01-24-2008 20:32 »

454: Fry once ate a big heaping bowl of salt.

453: Video games can actually make your eyeballs bleed.

452: Pigmy Rhinos don't really need your pin number to survive.
PhilipJ.FryFan

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« #212 : 01-25-2008 19:33 »

451: Honeycomb big, Yeah Yeah Yeah.
450: Some say I'm robbing the cradle, but I say she's robbing the grave
Decapodian

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« #213 : 01-25-2008 22:42 »

449: It's not small? No no no.

448: Bees explode

447: There are lightning storms on Neptune
tyraniak

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« #214 : 01-25-2008 23:50 »

446: Porno dealing monsters don't care what you think about them
seattlejohn01

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« #215 : 01-25-2008 23:51 »
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445: Don't download celebrities off the internet; it hurts that celebrity head held captive.

444: Professor Farnsworth is responsible for Earth's pollution problem.

443: Dark matter tankers in the future leak because they only have 6000 hulls; if only they'd installed 6001...

442: Beware of Martian dust storms; there's usually Martians riding Buggalos inside them.
FryBender4

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« #216 : 01-26-2008 13:48 »

441: if you go to a planet with a lot more gravity don't put your tounge out to catch raindrops
Frisco17

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« #217 : 01-26-2008 19:39 »

440: Zapp's girtle can't handle high gravity.

439: However Leela's bra can.

438: The Professor invented C-3PO.
Javier Lopez

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« #218 : 01-27-2008 06:53 »

437: 6502 procesors are still arround.

436: Robot units can wisthand thousands of years on standby no problem at all

435: TMA-2 is out of order
Futurama Llama

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« #219 : 01-28-2008 10:38 »

434: Bongs are used for speeding and slowing the passage of time.

433: Pi Oil Brand saves lives.
km73

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« #220 : 01-28-2008 18:39 »

432: The Great Rad Spot is mega-sweet for party-boarding.
Frisco17

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« #221 : 01-28-2008 21:14 »

431: The Professor was still in diapers at age eight.

430: Aparently putting Hitler's brain in the body of a shark is considered "wrong".
Futurama Llama

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« #222 : 01-29-2008 16:24 »

429: Kittens give Morbo gas.
seattlejohn01

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« #223 : 01-29-2008 18:03 »

428: Don't ask Morbo to flash you; god knows what his shirt is hiding.
Frisco17

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« #224 : 01-29-2008 19:58 »

427: Morbo's wife isn't a good cook.

426: The can opener killed Bender's father.
Futurama Llama

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« #225 : 01-29-2008 20:35 »

425: Wernstrom!
424: Zapp wants to see anything. Come on, even an armpit!
tyraniak

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« #226 : 01-29-2008 23:55 »

423: At some point, Ed Koch became a saint
Futurama Llama

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« #227 : 01-30-2008 06:47 »

422: Somehow, everyone didn't die on Jesus' second coming.
bobbot

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« #228 : 01-30-2008 11:09 »

421.  Don't get excited kids, this thing has heart shaped nostrils.

420.  420 is not just a universe.
Futurama Llama

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« #229 : 01-30-2008 14:24 »

419: HGB does commercials.
soylentOrange

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« #230 : 01-30-2008 14:43 »
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418: whether they're waves or particles, photons are sweet and they go down smooth.
Futurama Llama

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« #231 : 01-30-2008 16:45 »

417: Dumping newspapers in craters isn't nice.
416: Nor is getting your head stuck in one.
seattlejohn01

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« #232 : 01-30-2008 21:08 »

415: If you drink gravitons when young, you too can possibly grow a cannon in your chest.
Frisco17

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« #233 : 01-30-2008 21:11 »

414: Sexy outfits cannot mess up the space time continuum.

413: Wade Boggs goes down smooth.

412: Strip club walls never collapse more than once in the same day.
bend_her

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« #234 : 01-31-2008 02:05 »

411. Milwaukee is the most romantic city on Earth.

410. It's also the birthplace of Beer Goggles.

409. The right way to proposition a woman is say your two favourite things are commitment and changing yourself.

408. Robot Arms apartments have a "window bell" in addition to a door bell.
Futurama Llama

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« #235 : 01-31-2008 18:52 »

407: 101010111!!

406: The Doomsady Device is the Professor's most prized possession.
Frisco17

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« #236 : 01-31-2008 20:47 »

405: Pretending to be girl scouts can get you past almost any guard.

404: So can cheap robot costumes and hooded robes.

403: A comet without ice is like a space version of a Motel 6.
wwe_fk

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« #237 : 01-31-2008 23:48 »

402: you can't have charaters just annonce how they feel, it upsets dan castlaneta.
NastyInThePasty

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« #238 : 01-31-2008 23:56 »

401: In the future, starving people get a sudden craving to eat their own shoes.
SonicPanther

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« #239 : 02-01-2008 00:39 »

400: Shoe eating can also be a great way to pass time while locked in the laundry room.

399: Globetrotter algebra is all razmatazz, except during the final minutes.
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