JDB
Professor
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Zapp: And Now, for your enjoyment! A solo from... uuuhh... that guy over there!!
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Beamer
DOOP Secretary
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ZAPP: That was my song about Leela's legs, now let's move up a little to her...
KIF *to staff*: Oh, for the love of god, PLEASE unplug the microphone!!!
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Beamer
DOOP Secretary
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LEELA: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
FRY: What are you saying "no" about? The fact that I just got mutated into an octopus?
LEELA: No - the fact that all the good dubs were taken!
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Zmithy
Professor
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Munda (offscreen): Thanks for helping to milk our octopus sweetie, those mutant babies really need the calcium.
Leela: I'm glad I can help out - no milk from it yet, but it looks happy enough.
Munda: Wrong tentacle sweetie.
Leela: Eeeew!
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Teral
Helpy McHelphelp
DOOP Secretary
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Ehh ... I mean Leela: "Sure, you could leave Bender. You might actually survive the traps I've set too, and, who knows, you could guess all 7 airlock codes and make it out alive. But you gotta ask yourself if it's worth all this effort, just for me to gun you down with the ships lasers. Now sit down and shut up, while I axplain my devilish plan!"
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i_c_weiner
DOOP Secretary
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Bender: I'll just go into this hallway...alone...with nobody else to help me through to the other side.
Leela: Fine, I'll walk you to the little robots room...after I finish outmanuvering these Space Pirates and get through this astroid field.
Bender: AWWWWW!
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RavenStar
Professor
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Leela: Nice try, Bender.
Bender: Aw!
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LoserUser
Crustacean
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Leela: Fleeing somewhere?
Bender: Just going to the new can. His name's Eddie and we're going to play some poker.
Leela: Does he always get flushes?
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Helpy McHelphelp
DOOP Secretary
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Originally posted by Eyedol7513: I'm absolutely terrible at making jokes (with the occasional exception), but I don't want to embarass myself.
But I do have a question. What episode is that framegrab from? It looks so familiar, but I can't quite put my finger on it. "Hell Is Other Robots", just before Bender steers them into the Coalsack Nebula.
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i_c_weiner
DOOP Secretary
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Bender: Hey Fry, you might want to get your pants cleaned, or something. The whole stain on the ass thing isn't working with you.
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Zmithy
Professor
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Bender tries out his new magnifying glass.
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