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DogDoo8

Liquid Emperor
 
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Little did the theifs know Zapp Branigan was on the other side of the door with a Bottle of baby oil and a Bucket of Fried Chicken.
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Futurama Nerd

Professor

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The fact that the body was dead didn't scare them. It was the fact the body was Justin Timberlake.
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elkie

Crustacean

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OH GOD!!! Theres a dead guy in the urinal!
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Young_and_Angry

Professor

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Professer: Fry, put your clothes back on! Fry: I am! Bender: Well, that was a disturbing half an hour!Hey, how much did you have to pay Leela for her to have sex with you, anyway? Leela: Ehm... Fry: SHE paid ME! *everyone looks at Leela* Leela: Shut up, sexy boy...
Damn, that was dumb.
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LoserUser

Crustacean

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Fry (singing*): My-y t-shirt goes up and down, up and down, up and down!
Professor: This has been the worst show and tell ever!
*to the tune of London Bridge is falling down*
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RavenStar

Professor

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When it was reported that the new "Girls Gone Wild" video was supposed to hypnotizing, the crew didn't realize the report meant it literally. However, when Fry began to lift up his shirt, Leela quickly saw the mistake and corrected it.
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RavenStar

Professor

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On their way to San Francisco, Bender and Roberto....
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Beamer

DOOP Secretary

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ROBERTO: Damnit, where's the chapel around here?!
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RavenStar

Professor

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"When Farnsworth's gone punk, you know the trend is over!"
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Beamer

DOOP Secretary

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FARNSWORTH: Alien invaders? Ah, perfect time to practice my kung-fu!
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