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feralHuman

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« Reply #680 on: 03-21-2005 08:00 »

Fry: Before you think about picking my wallet, Bender, I'll have you know I just had an "Ass Full'o'Laser" death cannon installed.
RavenStar

Professor
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« Reply #681 on: 03-21-2005 09:09 »
« Last Edit on: 03-21-2005 09:09 »

Automated Female Voice: Welcome to the New New York Penitentiary Showers. You have dropped the soap - a violation of Prison Ordinance Z2345.679.2. Please hold your position while the proper punishment is handed out. If you attempt to escape, we will not hesitate to get Brutus. I'm pretty sure you don't want that. Now, hold still! You might feel some slight discomfort during the punishment procedure. Have a nice day!
JBERGES

Urban Legend
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« Reply #682 on: 03-21-2005 12:58 »

feralHuman wins!

(followed by  Teral and RavenStar, since runners-up seem to be in these days)
feralHuman

Bending Unit
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« Reply #683 on: 03-22-2005 04:22 »

morbo_it

Bending Unit
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« Reply #684 on: 03-22-2005 06:15 »
« Last Edit on: 03-22-2005 06:15 »

scruffy: maybe i' ll find a bra that suits  me
Wooter

Urban Legend
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« Reply #685 on: 03-22-2005 07:13 »

Fry: Scruffy, no! You'll make god cry!
Zed 85

Space Pope
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« Reply #686 on: 03-22-2005 07:52 »

Fry:*stares transfixed at the mag*
Bender: Damn cheep-skate - knew he'd have nothing on him...
Fry:*stares transfixed at the mag*
Bender: ...Hmm, just how long do you think he's been lying there? We better go tell the others I guess...
Fry:*stares transfixed at the mag*
MrMoose

Starship Captain
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« Reply #687 on: 03-22-2005 08:37 »

Fry: Hey Scruffy! What you looking at?
Scruffy: What does it look like I'm looking at.
Bender: It looks to me that your looking at Martha Stuart Living and your just trying to cover it up with that Zero-G Juggs cover.
Fry: OHHH! Burn!
smision

Starship Captain
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« Reply #688 on: 03-22-2005 08:46 »

dare I try again, I suck so bad at these it makes me want to be sick...

Bender: how do you spell juggs without the g? and those things on the cover don't look like jugs.
Fry: I'll explain it to you later, Bender.  Get up Scruffy, we've got a job for you to do.
Scruffy: It's Scruffy's day off.*turns page*
mint

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #689 on: 03-22-2005 11:51 »
« Last Edit on: 03-22-2005 11:51 »

Where do you find out where to see the picture?
RavenStar

Professor
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« Reply #690 on: 03-22-2005 12:58 »

Bender: He looks so peaceful...

Fry: Are those white sheets or something else?
Leela In Chains

Bending Unit
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« Reply #691 on: 03-22-2005 13:43 »

pause......Fry: "Are you done with that?"
DogDoo8

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #692 on: 03-22-2005 19:42 »

Scruffy: *aroused* BOING....

Fry: What the hell was that noise?

Bender: He's a witch!
M0le

Space Pope
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« Reply #693 on: 03-23-2005 02:39 »

Fry: Uh, are you the janitor?
Scruffy: Quiet! I'm busy janitoring!
feralHuman

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« Reply #694 on: 03-23-2005 07:07 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by RavenStar:
Bender: He looks so peaceful...

Fry: Are those white sheets or something else?

Ewwww... You win!
ecks

Bending Unit
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« Reply #695 on: 03-23-2005 13:32 »

damn I found this thread to late!!! I had a good one...

Fry: you know doing that 'll make you go blind.

Scruffy: Scruffy dont believe in superstitions.

Fry: I'm over here
(camera zooms out to show scruffy is talking to a wall)
RavenStar

Professor
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« Reply #696 on: 03-23-2005 16:06 »

JBERGES

Urban Legend
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« Reply #697 on: 03-23-2005 16:25 »

Zapp: "Please deposit another 50 cents?!"  Damn those greedy bastards at Bosomview Inc!
MrMoose

Starship Captain
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« Reply #698 on: 03-23-2005 17:14 »

(thwump)
Zapp: Oh god! My eye!
The machine: It's my eye now.
Zapp: Wait! Will Leela Love me now if I only have one eye?
Kif: For the last time, Noooooooo. That's what I'm here for.
i_c_weiner

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #699 on: 03-23-2005 17:34 »

Zapp: By god! This telescope doodad shows an oily substance covering that metal planet done there!
Kif: Sir, that's a muffler.
Procyon

Bending Unit
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« Reply #700 on: 03-23-2005 18:15 »
« Last Edit on: 03-23-2005 18:15 »

Zapp: Wow. Who is that handsome piece manliness I see here. Truly he is a god among men! Kif, have a look see.

Kif: It's you, sir. You're the handsome piece of manliness.

Zapp: What are you, gay? Don't ever say that to me again! But really, whose that guy in the telescope thingy?

Kif: Ugh...
Leela In Chains

Bending Unit
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« Reply #701 on: 03-23-2005 18:41 »

Zapp: "Oh yeah, give it to 'em. Mmmmm. That's right baby, pull those weeds."
DogDoo8

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #702 on: 03-23-2005 18:56 »

Zapp: *Heavy breathing*

Kiff: Sir, thats a nudist retreat!

Zapp: Yes, whats your point?

Kiff: For men!

Zapp: Are you sure? Maybe I should take another look... ahhh... just to make sure!
ecks

Bending Unit
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« Reply #703 on: 03-24-2005 12:13 »

Zapp: Hey wait I dont see nothing! Maybe it's broken... (bangs it and shakes it)

Kiff: Sir that's Scope-bot, our newest crew member.

(zapp quickly lets go in disgust)

Scope-bot: Please dont stop...
RavenStar

Professor
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« Reply #704 on: 03-24-2005 17:03 »

i_c_weiner wins.
Procyon

Bending Unit
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« Reply #705 on: 03-25-2005 22:01 »

It's been over 24 hours, and I refuse to let this thread die!

ecks

Bending Unit
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« Reply #706 on: 03-25-2005 22:16 »
« Last Edit on: 03-25-2005 22:16 »

Fry: so that's where I left it!
Brain: You abandoned me you son of a bitch!
Fry: I'm sorry, look I-
Brain: Sorry?! SORRY?! Sorry don't cut it man! Do you have any idea how hard it is for a brain to survive in the middle of the ocean without a skull?
Fry:Well...
Brain: NO! You have NO idea!
Leela: Hey! Look here brain, you cant talk to-
Brain: Stay out of this eye ball, I'll deal with you next!
Leela: Hey-
Brain: Shut up eyeball. Hey fry tell your eyeball to shut up! ... TELL HER!!! I COMAND MY BODY TO TELL HER!
Fry  :(unwillingly) Shut up eyeball! I'm sorry Leela I couldnt control it the eye ball comanded me!
Brain: Nice girlfriend Fry, what did you pick her up at a pet store or what?
(everyone on boat laughs)
Brain: I used to work at a pet store  but they kept asking the owner how big I'd get!
(everyone on boat laughs)
Brain: That's rite guys laugh it up... becouse I have learned the deadly art of death by laghter art... did I say art twice...
(to be continued...)
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god... I am so sorry for this post...

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(and now the exciting continuation of "BRAINS: The Deadly Thinking Organ" )

Fry: (laughing) No..HAHA! He's killing us with laghter! AHAHA!

Brain: I went to a fight the other day and a hockey game broke out! My wife has no class I tell you, no class, the other day we went to the ballet and she forgot to bring the sandwiches! I had a huricane named after me, but it got downgraded to a depression!

(luckily Leela has no sense of humor an was faking the laughter in order to catch the brain off guard!)

Brain: 2 mijets walk in to a nunery(where the nuns live) and the first mijet asked:
"is their any nuns here as short as me?"
the nun replied with: "NOPE!" He then asked: "Is their any nuns in the whole WORLD as short as me?" Nun again replies with a NOPE. And so the second mijet responds with: "Sorry dude, I told you you slept with a pinguin!"

(Leela pics her time to strike and lunges at the giant brain!)

Brain: Foolish eyeball  I am invinsable!!! This whole ocean is my weapon!

(brain yells)

Brain: Aqua Force ASSEMBLE!!!

Fry: Oh no he's calling his fish friends! Now we're boned...

(to be continued...)
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please... somebody make me stop...
 
i_c_weiner

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #707 on: 03-25-2005 22:46 »

Oopsiedasiey. I didn't know I won...wait, I won?! Woo-hoo! Oh well for the funny clip. Let's try this one.

Leela: Ooo! Evil Fox Brain!
Beamer

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #708 on: 03-25-2005 23:15 »

FRY: Man, that is the oldest whale I've ever seen...
Zmithy

Professor
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« Reply #709 on: 03-25-2005 23:31 »

Bender's "magic testicle" was his most dangerous meal to date.
ecks

Bending Unit
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« Reply #710 on: 03-25-2005 23:36 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by Beamer:
FRY: Man, that is the oldest whale I've ever seen...

LOL!!!! That has to be the most hilarious one! Stop the contest, give him the prize rite now! ...

...ahhh... oldest whale I've ever seen... I'm writing that one down!
MrMoose

Starship Captain
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« Reply #711 on: 03-25-2005 23:56 »

Nice! I didn't know the brain was Rodney Dangerfield.

When anyway-
Brain: Damn this water is cold. Can I get in the boat maybe?
Fry: No. Your trying to kill everyone.
Brain: No I'm not.
Fry: Oh, well in that case get in.
Leela: Fry, what are you some kind of idiot. He just lied to your face....oh wait you are, nevermind.
Quique: Can I kill grey thinky whale now?
Brain: Um...no.
Ahab: TOO BAD!!! YOU GONNA DIE!
bish

Starship Captain
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« Reply #712 on: 03-26-2005 04:47 »

Leela: before you kill us all, tell us why?
Brain: her name was cynthia and she was the sexiest brain you'll ever lay eyes on...
(hours pass)
Brain: ...and thats when i first noticed that she'd been unfaithful to me.
Fry: i can kinda see why you want to destroy all life now.
smision

Starship Captain
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« Reply #713 on: 03-26-2005 06:26 »

[queequeg/cpt ahab/leela] eew/gross/bleh!
Leela: what is it?
Fry: uh, sorry about that guys... I get sea sick.
Zed 85

Space Pope
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« Reply #714 on: 03-26-2005 09:16 »

All minus Ahab: *Great shock and awe*
Brain: It is I, the super-intelligent chewed-up-chewing gum of Poseidon!
Ahab: So we meet again 'Gums...now my parot will be avenged!!!1
Leela In Chains

Bending Unit
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« Reply #715 on: 03-26-2005 12:56 »

Fry: "Don't stare! You'll make him mad."
ecks

Bending Unit
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« Reply #716 on: 03-26-2005 12:58 »
« Last Edit on: 03-26-2005 12:58 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by MrMoose:
Nice! I didn't know the brain was Rodney Dangerfield.

Well now you know... I cant believe someon read that thing...
Leela In Chains

Bending Unit
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« Reply #717 on: 03-26-2005 13:00 »
« Last Edit on: 03-26-2005 13:00 »

Dammit! I double posted again!

The jury will disregard...
DogDoo8

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #718 on: 03-27-2005 20:04 »

All in Boat: We're whaling on the moon, we carry a harpoon.....

Brain: Oh great. Not only do I get to drown to death, but I have to listen to you sing that crap ass song. JUST HARPOON ME ALREADY!!!!!!!
killbot4000

Bending Unit
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« Reply #719 on: 03-27-2005 20:08 »

FRY:the brain follow it.
BRAIN:ahhhh
Moby dick:its the grey whale get it.

PS sorry i think i spelled moby dick wrong.
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