Dub-a-rama-The new Dub the Framgrab Thread

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Can one of the Mods closedown the old thread? So this was last picture:

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Bender: Psst! Don't waste your time with him, the gaydar says he's gay!

Man:  I assure you that I am not.

Leela:  Bender, you've said that about every man so far!

Bender:  Hey, the device doesn't lie!  Only gay men will set it off.

Amy:  What about gay manbots?

Bender:  Well I guess in theory it-  oh God no.

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Man: (seductively and to Leela) Hello beautiful, I was wondering if you'd like to go see a movie with me tonight.
Bender: I'm flattered, but no thanks.

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Bender: Oh. your. God!  He has ... red hair!

Leela: So?  Fry has red hair, and you don't see me not falling for -- I mean, umm ...

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Hah, this is the second thread with the word "Framegrab" in it that's been mis-spelled to read "Framgrab". 

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bender: that's okay then, you take the cyclops away, i'll stun amy with the radar and then i steal the bimbo's wallet, and we do 50-50

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Man (to Leela): So.... how many have you got under there, one or two?

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soo....what, do we hsve to redo our dub?


Man: Hi, I'm Troy McClure the 4,000th...

Bender: Run!

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i suppost i have to post mine from the last thread again.

also, hasn't it been more than 24 hours since this grab was first posted? oh well.

Bender: Ooh, a three-way...
...staring contest.

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No, only 22 hours and 46 minutes.

Anyway, after much deliberation, soulsearching and coin-flipping I'm giving this one to M0le.

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[Bender]Yes! I got the most! I win X-Mas![/Bender]

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Farnsworth: Maybe I should reinstall the exit worm hole to the bottom of my chair, for those hard to reach places. Oh my yes, that would be usefull.

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Amy: Try jumping in and see if you can grab your feet!

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FARNSWORTH: Look, a portal!

AMY: That's nice, but how did your arm manage to grow three times longer?

FARNSWORTH: I... don't know...

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PROF:  Look what I can do, Amy!  Impressive, eh?

AMY:  Not nearly as impressive as the fact that you suddenly have two right hands....

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Prof:Look!Uhh?
Amy:Amy.
Prof:Eh,wah?Oh yes!Amy!In this portal,I can do anything I want without geting up!so lets have some moves for my next project ehh?
Amy:Are you hitting on me?

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*the noise of the Monty Python foot*

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Professer: Oh, my, this will make it so simple to perform brain surgery on myself!  Oh, my, yes! (laughs maniacally)
Amy: Uhhh ...

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prof: if only i can reach that hand that is rubbing my head...

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Amy: Um, that seems unnecessary.

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And this one goes to:

Show spoiler

Beamer!

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Hurrah!   

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(Letter Reads).

Dear valued customer.

You subscription to "Big British Women, On Hover Cycles" has been aproved and you will receve your first magazine after reading this message.

We hope you enjoy our Big British Women.

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HERMES:  Instructions...put on soft music, remove trousers and apply "love tube" to flaccid member.  Depress "on" switch (fig. a) and adjust intensity (fig b.) as needed.  Not intended for use in circumcisions.

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A button marked 'on' opens a hidden compartment.
"If you are reading dis, I must ask you to stop snooping tru mah drawers and playin' wit ma.. AMY! WHAT is the meanin' a dis?!"

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Dear Husband,

You look fat.

Love,
LaBarbara

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"Dear Hermes, you will receive the 5 pound bag a marajuana you ordered in 1 second"

*1 second later, another tube comes out. Hermes opens and it's the bag.*

"My God! It's the 5 pound bag of Marajuana I ordered!"

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Hermes: Ah... Ahhh... Ahhhh... Choo!
Bender (offscreen): Has my shipment of pepper gotten here yet? I'm trying to make cupcakes.

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Hermes:Hmm...it from the retirement home I put my Dad in...Sweet Lobster on a stick!He's been destroying the retirement home again!

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(reading)
dear planet express, i'm writing you to make an order. i need a pizza and six beers delivered to mr. I C Wiener ..........
hermes: fry come here i've got some delivery for you...

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Mr. Conrad,

We have your collator and your finest "cigars". Leave 400$ in mackerel heads by the dumpster outside Larry's Squid World or we will let loose our fearsome wrath against your treasured possesions. Do not contact the NNYPD.

                   Cordially yours,
                                  Z

(I don't want to win, I'm just practicing my humour. Yes, I know this isn't funny.)

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I thought it was funny.

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And the winner is...

JBERGES, for the most pointless letter ever. 

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24-hour time limit passed!

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FRY: Help! I got stuck in this tube, and now somebody's over-using Photoshop effects on me!

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Aw... I forgot to check.

Fry: Five second tan or my money back?  How can I go wrong?
*Flash*
Ow!  My skin!

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Fry: You haven't seen the last of me, Mr Incredible!

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fry (thinking): for the first time in my life i'm cool, really cool

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Unwittingly, Fry decided to take a power nap in the new Atomic Testing Chamber.

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This is the story of a young pizza delivery boy, who became an innocent victim of confusing product instructions. The label said "apply a dose all over", little did he know the words "the hair" was implied. Now his only chance of a normal life is freezing himself hoping future generations will find a cure.

Tagline: When hair bleeching goes wrong - The Fry Story!