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[-mArc-]

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« on: 04-27-2003 05:06 »
Some people have crossed the line in the three anatomy threads, which is why I closed them all and set up this collective one.

There is no reason not to discuss anatomy, but there are more and less suited paths to go down.
I don't want any more non-educational links or pictures as people wanting to go there can just go for the different appropriate sites themselves. Likewise, cut back on graphical talk in potty lingo. Especially if it involves people on this board. Thanks.
Archie2K

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« Reply #1 on: 04-27-2003 05:36 »
Of course, you could just let these members into the R-Rated board where such talk can go on behind 'closed doors' of the minors who might visit this board.
The whole R-Rated board myth is so silly.
transgender nerd under canada

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« Reply #2 on: 04-27-2003 06:44 »
Elitism! Grrrrr!
Juliet

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« Reply #3 on: 04-27-2003 06:48 »
Can just say that I HAD sex last night and this morning and I'm not lying.
Impossible

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« Reply #4 on: 04-27-2003 06:51 »
« Last Edit on: 04-27-2003 06:51 »
I don't know the exact words to say in this situation...

We're all very proud...?

No insult intended

[-mArc-]

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« Reply #5 on: 04-27-2003 06:59 »
Juliet, this is not a contest and no one wants to know about it. Read your email before you post more.
Archie2K

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« Reply #6 on: 04-27-2003 07:04 »
It's working - she's making you all jealous...  :p
transgender nerd under canada

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« Reply #7 on: 04-27-2003 07:10 »
And she didn't offer me any storage space... I really need somewhere to keep my penis, y'know. It's far too bulky to carry around all day!
Juliet

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« Reply #8 on: 04-27-2003 07:12 »
Sorry about that. I guess I was a little excited.

I'll behave... but I want to join the R-Rated PEEL!
[-mArc-]

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« Reply #9 on: 04-27-2003 07:25 »
TNUK, this also is valid for you. No inciting with bringing up personal things.

Come on, I don't want to (and am not going to) warn everyone individually. Behave.
Archie2K

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« Reply #10 on: 04-27-2003 07:58 »
Pah, TNUK. I know someone with a 14foot willie. They need an entire field and a tarpaulin cover to keep it stored.

The fact that this is a boat does change the context a bit - the boat is called Willie.
Ben

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« Reply #11 on: 04-27-2003 08:36 »
All hail our fearless leader!
homerjaysimpson

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« Reply #12 on: 04-27-2003 09:54 »
« Last Edit on: 04-27-2003 09:54 by [-mArc-] »
hail hail hail!

[edited out]

Ignoring the general warning on inciting and pottyness is not what I want to put up with. Come back in a few days.
Archie2K

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« Reply #13 on: 04-27-2003 10:16 »
homerjaysimpson, please don't talk about your banana fetish again.
Margarita

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« Reply #14 on: 04-27-2003 10:26 »
I absolutely agree with Marc.

Juliet, nobody wants to know about your sexual life. Please don't post about it again.

First thread wasnt very disgusting, but everybody thought that if we have boobs thread we should have penises and vagina threads.
Thats low.
and its happening again. Remember previous threads?
I hope this will not happen again.
MelBee

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« Reply #15 on: 04-27-2003 11:19 »
Oh dear... so it's really come to this? The boob thread was pretty harmless. Except for all those pics of, er, boobs...
MrMarouka

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« Reply #16 on: 04-27-2003 11:25 »
I love you all so much.
Lee Roberts

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« Reply #17 on: 04-27-2003 11:33 »
Those boobs where nice you have to amit!  :p
MelBee

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« Reply #18 on: 04-27-2003 11:54 »
« Last Edit on: 04-27-2003 11:54 »
Well, whatever, but this isn't supposed to be a place for viewing porn.
And Juli's posts were absolutely disgusting... I can't believe she complains that wanky and so on offends her and then she makes posts like that... jeez.
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« Reply #19 on: 04-27-2003 12:16 »
« Last Edit on: 04-27-2003 12:16 »
We do not need PEEL for porn, that is what search engines and P2P are for   :p
Archie2K

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« Reply #20 on: 04-27-2003 13:00 »
 
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Originally posted by MelBee:
Well, whatever, but this isn't supposed to be a place for viewing porn.
And Juli's posts were absolutely disgusting... I can't believe she complains that wanky and so on offends her and then she makes posts like... jeez.

Hoho... *applauds*
And that is why you should vote MelBee for PotM 2003 April... and the cleavage pictures.
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« Reply #21 on: 04-27-2003 13:00 »
I'm sorry for saying that in the gross post today,[-mArc-]. I shouldn't have done it.
MelBee

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« Reply #22 on: 04-27-2003 13:14 »
 
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Originally posted by Archie2K:
 Hoho... *applauds*
And that is why you should vote MelBee for PotM 2003 April... and the cleavage pictures.

 :D
Yeah, I brought you real boobs, people, come on.
Margarita

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« Reply #23 on: 04-27-2003 13:16 »
Maybe we should stop with this body parts talk?...
MelBee

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« Reply #24 on: 04-27-2003 13:23 »
But that's what this thread is for! and we're not being rude or crude
phoenixie

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« Reply #25 on: 04-27-2003 14:11 »
i'm curious about male anatomy.
i was talking with my male co-workers and they tell me that their right testicle hangs lower. is this true for everyone?
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« Reply #26 on: 04-27-2003 14:13 »
« Last Edit on: 06-27-2004 00:00 »
Old comment was not funny, so, Beleeted!
sheep555

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« Reply #27 on: 04-27-2003 14:14 »
« Last Edit on: 04-27-2003 14:14 »
Depends whether you live in the northern or southern hemisphere...   :)

But moving away from such crude matters...
evan

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« Reply #28 on: 04-27-2003 14:20 »
I haven't seen many right testicles in my life, so I can only vouch for myself. Yes, yes the right one does hang lower.

Reason: the left is lazy.
Teral

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« Reply #29 on: 04-27-2003 14:37 »
How should I know, thanks to my beer belly I haven't seen my wiener in years. But hold on, I'll get a mirror.

Nope, straight line.
VelourFog

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« Reply #30 on: 04-27-2003 14:38 »
 
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Originally posted by Archie2K:
 Hoho... *applauds*
And that is why you should vote MelBee for PotM 2003 April... and the cleavage pictures.
hey! i said the same thing in the original thread and you don't want to vote for me! It's the boobs thing isnt it?
iliketowankalot

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« Reply #31 on: 04-27-2003 14:57 »
« Last Edit on: 04-27-2003 14:57 by [-mArc-] »
My rightie hangs lower but its good to hear that everyone elses does too cos I thought I had some wierd cancer or something, maybe we all do.

Anyho I took wise old velours advice and made Julis post my sig
Juliet

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« Reply #32 on: 04-27-2003 15:12 »
I don't think iliketowankalot should ues my quote as his sig.
Archie2K

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« Reply #33 on: 04-27-2003 15:17 »
Yeah but you already won VelourFog. I was gonna vote for you last month, but you already won then aswell. Quit being a winner, and join the loser club.
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aslate

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« Reply #34 on: 04-27-2003 16:09 »
 
Quote
Originally posted by phoenixie:
i'm curious about male anatomy.
i was talking with my male co-workers and they tell me that their right testicle hangs lower. is this true for everyone?

I think i read that that is due to the bloody pressure and the way the blood is pumped round the body, it goes down the right one, so makes it hang lower (or something like that).
Mitsui

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« Reply #35 on: 04-27-2003 17:11 »
« Last Edit on: 04-27-2003 17:11 »
My left hangs lower. I thought that was normal. Mind you I'm afraid to say I heard that information on Richard and Judy, so I'm not sure how reliable it is.

And, [coughs], I heard one hangs lower to stop them crashing into each other when running etc, therefore stopping damage to sperm production, as well as the chance of unbearable pain. Although that sounds as though it is a very basic reason, I believe it to be very plausible, and great forward thinking in terms of design!
FishyJoe

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« Reply #36 on: 04-27-2003 17:12 »
I'm an optimist, so I say one testicle hangs higher than the other.

Anyway, I peed last night and this morning, and my penis was dripping wet! True story.
The Names Nick

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« Reply #37 on: 04-27-2003 17:27 »
How come no one knows if what they say about yellow5 is true?
ZombieJesus

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« Reply #38 on: 04-27-2003 17:27 »
I don't know wtf yellow5 is.
The Names Nick

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« Reply #39 on: 04-27-2003 17:29 »
Yellow5 is found in sports drinks such as Gatorade n Powerade. It is also found in some soft drinks. I have been told that it can shrink well u know what Im getting at.
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