The "Curious about anatomy" thread

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Psh. Everyone hates it here except Juliet and Davie, apparently... and Davie doesn't even post here anymore. Anyway... are you sure you're not another PEELer's alter-ego? Like a "female" Tallywhacker?

...and Sammy, everyone knows the Irish lack bellybuttons. They reproduce by budding!

Edit: TOTPD, Silence of the Lambs' Buffalo Billy style.

[Reply #121 on:]

A female version of me? I demand more information!

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Originally posted by bunnycat:
Yes! A place where I can talk about sex freely and no one is stopping me. I love sex even when it's bad. I'll have to admit that I hate anal sex. It hurts and one time it made me bleed.

What hurts more, anal sex or thinking?

[Reply #123 on:]

Yes, I am virgin. Big whoop.

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Originally posted by Jeremy:
 What hurts more, anal sex or thinking?

Would thinking about having anal sex result in two times the pain?

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Originally posted by SamuelXDiamond:
I'm not the one who doesn't have a bellybutton at all!

*gasps*

[Outrageous French accent] Ah told them ah already got one!

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Originally posted by Nurdbot:
Yes, I am virgin. Big whoop.

BIG WHOOP...BIG WHOOP! The things she could do to you. This is fantastic. It's now official: Nurbot and cunnycat are going to have sex.

Also, is this girl for real? I'm confused.

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 http://www.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30100-13261988,00.html

Haha! My home city's in second place! 

[Reply #128 on:]

 

Originally posted by Lurrr:
 News item about big breasts

Haha! My home city's in second place!   

It is the cup size that matters not the bust measurement, they could just be a bunch of blubber monsters

Average is best anyway 

[Reply #129 on:]

Here here! C-Cup lover myself.

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It is the cup size that matters not the bust measurement, they could just be a bunch of blubber monsters

True. But it's something for my city to be proud of 

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Originally posted by bunnycat:
Yes! A place where I can talk about sex freely and no one is stopping me. I love sex even when it's bad. I'll have to admit that I hate anal sex. It hurts and one time it made me bleed. Do you think Nurbot is a virgin?

thanks, futurefreak. you're awesexome

God what is it with you and sex? This thread is just not all about sex you know

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[Reply #132 on:]

It's about nerds asking each other how big there sexual genitals are and wishing they had sex.

Juliet, must you grief all the time?

[Reply #133 on:]

 

Originally posted by Nurdbot:
It's about nerds asking each other how big their sexual genitals are and wishing they had sex.

As opposed to their non-sexual genitals? 

[Reply #134 on:]

Poor Nurdy. Everyone's been ripping on him lately.

[Reply #135 on:]

The breasts in that picture are... unattractive.  To say the least.  I prefer my breasts round and full, not long and shiny.

[Reply #136 on:]

You know what's enjoyable?  Watching members of the opposite sex masturbate.... yupp, there goes my afternoon 

[Reply #137 on:]

stop watching your sister's friends, nick

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Originally posted by winna:
You know what's enjoyable?  Watching members of the opposite sex masturbate....

Here here! 

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Originally posted by Kloudes:
The breasts in that picture are... unattractive.  To say the least.  I prefer my breasts round and full, not long and shiny.

That's what happens when gravity takes a hold of plastic boobs.  Eventually, all enormous young breasts will look like that. :shudder:  I guess that picture is an example on why to always wear a bra.

BTW, is England really that hard up for news that they have to find "which area has the biggest boobies"?  I thought the US news media was stupid...

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Originally posted by evan:
BTW, is England really that hard up for news that they have to find "which area has the biggest boobies"?

Yes.

Our local paper recently announced that in a survey of London boroughs, Croydon had the third highest number of brothels. I must be looking in the wrong places...

[Reply #141 on:]

Are english brothels really any good though?

[Reply #142 on:]

If I ever find out, I’ll be sure to let you know.

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British brothels are probably as depressing as british porn.

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BTW, is England really that hard up for news that they have to find "which area has the biggest boobies"? I thought the US news media was stupid...

Today's a dull day. The press has nearly finished milking the home secretary's affair story as far as it will go.

We Brits appreciate boobs.

 

Our local paper recently announced that in a survey of London boroughs, Croydon had the third highest number of brothels. I must be looking in the wrong places...

Look for any place that advertises itself as a 'massage parlour'  .

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Funny, that it still doesn't make me want to visit Bradford though.

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Originally posted by Melllvar:
Funny, that it still doesn't make me want to visit Bradford though.

Dude, I think the only thing that'd make me visit Bradford is... It's... Is the...

The...

No. Sorry. Nothing could make me do that.

OnT: Winna mentioned something about watching girls masturbate. Hey ladies! Snap this guy up! He's been taking notes! It's the best way to learn, y'know.

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Uh, what exactly is the clitoris? I have an idea of what it is but I wanna be sure. *and please don't post any links*

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Ah, i'll resist the temptation to take the obvious route.

starone: It's a bundled bud of really rather sensitive nerves inside the labia. I find mine very pleasurable.

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Further explanation: It's kind of like an itty-bitty penis towards the front of a women's special part.  It hides under a small flap of skin until aroused, at which point it sort of... reveals itself, and like the male counterpart, it becomes engorged right before climax.

Oh, and it's the most awesome part of a women, in my humble opinion.

[Reply #150 on:]

It'll take her to Funkytown and back.

EDIT: Damn, I meant to edit my earlier post... Nevermind

EDIT2: Nurdy, never picture that again. Ever.

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Originally posted by SamuelXDiamond:
Ah, i'll resist the temptation to take the obvious route.

starone: It's a bundled bud of really rather sensitive nerves inside the labia. I find mine very pleasurable.

*Pictures Sammy petting a gigantic stuffed Clitoris while sipping some tea and glancing at the Times*

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Originally posted by starone:
Uh, what exactly is the clitoris? I have an idea of what it is but I wanna be sure. *and please don't post any links*

  ...
what are you, 10? then you probably shouldn't know 

[Reply #153 on:]

Uh, what's the labia?

And what do you mean my engorged? Do you mean like a male's erection?

and no I'm not 10, my mom never covered that particular part.

[Reply #154 on:]

Superfry? Is that you? My god, you've aged terribly.

*Edit* Just look for a little man in a boat.

[Reply #155 on:]

I'm not Superfry, I've been here longer than he has.

Little man in a boat?

[Reply #156 on:]

Yes, like an erection. Engorged can be considered a synonym of swollen. When aroused, the clitoris (which is the female equivalent to the head of the penis) swells with blood vessels and constricts, again, like a erect penis. But it's way way better.
The labia is the outer part of the female genetalia. Means "lips" and you can tell why. 

[Reply #157 on:]

Dude, you guys stop telling him stuff. You are hurting his virgin ears. Starone, go ask your dad or something.

[Reply #158 on:]

Joy: Who's saying that star's a virgin? What, just because he doesn't know what the clitoris is?

*whisper* He's male *whisper*

Some guys go their entire lives still clueless 

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I first heard about the clitoris watching the South Park movie. Everything else I learned from my mom.