The "Curious about anatomy" thread

[Reply #40 on:]

 

Originally posted by The Names Nick:
Yellow5 is found in sports drinks such as Gatorade n Powerade. It is also found in some soft drinks. I have been told that it can shrink well u know what Im getting at.

Snopes.com owns you

[Reply #41 on:]

I'm guessing it's an artificial colour then?
Never heard of it and as long as its not in Lucozade, I don't care either.

Alcoholics testicles shrink though.
My right hangs lower and Mr. Pokey hangs to the left (see my post explaining this phenomena with relation to the Coriolis Effect).
Now, I wish to formally complain about the boobs thread being closed.

Also, lets get a discussion going about elbow fetishes, shall we? 

[Reply #42 on:]

 

Originally posted by FazeShift:
Elbow fetishists

I loved Asleep In The Back

[Reply #43 on:]

Yea right, as if!

[Reply #44 on:]

i heard being a jerk makes you impotent

[Reply #45 on:]

 

Originally posted by VelourFog:
i heard being a jerk makes you impotent

thats just a myth.

[Reply #46 on:]

Ugh....kids....

[Reply #47 on:]

 

Originally posted by VelourFog:
i heard being a jerk makes you impotent

Aaaw... poor Ben

[Reply #48 on:]

 

Originally posted by VelourFog:
i heard being a jerk makes you impotent

 

Damn....wait, that's not a bad thing! Now I can have sex with lots of ladies unprotected! No more illegitimate children!   

[Reply #49 on:]

...More?

[Reply #50 on:]

*points out that there's a difference between being impotent and sterile*

[Reply #51 on:]

The Coriolis Effect affects your nads? What happens if you're standing on the South Pole?

[Reply #52 on:]

 

Originally posted by Just Chris:
The Coriolis Effect affects your nads? What happens if you're standing on the South Pole?

Try to avoid stepping on any "poles" while asking about "nads"

Everything is right where it's supposed to be on me, and it all works too.

[Reply #53 on:]

 

Originally posted by FishyJoe:
*points out that there's a difference between being impotent and sterile*

a very important difference, but I guess the way that evan has sex he wouldn't even notice

[Reply #54 on:]

   

Originally posted by rach_the_tall:
...More?

Yes, more than the 3 I had with you. Now, get back in the kitchen!!11

 

Originally posted by FishyJoe:
*points out that there's a difference between being impotent and sterile*

And the one I had with Fishy...(man, I still don't understand how that works.)

I manage to get it up with a series of hydraulic lifts and pressure guages. I am the six million dollar man!

 

Originally posted by VelourFot:
a very important difference, but I guess the way that evan has sex he wouldn't even notice

Hey, I'm open minded. I'm sexually curious. Unlike you Puritan, commie-nazi religious wackos.

-edit- Did VF just call me gay?   

[Reply #55 on:]

Ahem. Right-testicle-dangling is an entirely natural thing.

Assuming it's warm out. when it's cold out, the boys stay closer to home base, so comparative dangliness isn't very notable.

Hooray for asymmetry!

[Reply #56 on:]

My left one hangs lower.
Damn me.

[Reply #57 on:]

Yes, damn your sinister testicles.

My right testicle is lower. Unless, as TMC points out, there is a nip in the air.

[Reply #58 on:]

Sumo wrestlers can somehow "hide" their testicles in their bodies (forgot the exact name of the canals), in order to protect the during fights.

[Reply #59 on:]

*Screws nose up in revulsion*
Egh...

[Reply #60 on:]

It's called cellulite.

[Reply #61 on:]

 

Originally posted by evan:
-edit- Did VF just call me gay?   

my comment didn't hinge on any certain sexual preferences.  I simply meant that the way you make love is so bad that it wouldn't matter if you could get it up or not... no one would notice any difference

*explains the joke away*

[Reply #62 on:]

I liked the gay joke better.

[Reply #63 on:]

See, I thought VF was saying Evan only has sex in which another man is penetrating him, so since he never uses his penis, nobody would notice his impotence.

[Reply #64 on:]

 

Originally posted by TheMadCapper:
See, I thought VF was saying Evan only has sex in which another man is penetrating him, so since he never uses his penis, nobody would notice his impotence.

That makes the most sense... it must be true then 

[Reply #65 on:]

The chances are equally great he's into strap-ons, but I'm not sure mArc wants to hear about that.

[Reply #66 on:]

mArc? What about us? What about you? What about me? I need to feast on other peoples sick minds, hmm yesyes.

[Reply #67 on:]

Here ya go, Edwin.

[Reply #68 on:]

And they say Juliet and wankalot are bad??!!!!!

Please someone remove that horrible image from my brain.

*zap*

Too late.

[Reply #69 on:]

 

Originally posted by TheMadCapper:
See, I thought VF was saying Evan only has sex in which another man is penetrating him, so since he never uses his penis, nobody would notice his impotence.

See, that's what I thought too. I didn't want to say anything, though, because I don't want to give you guys a reason to doubt my heterosexuality. And that would explain why my ass itches all the time.

 

Originally posted by Tweek:
That makes the most sense... it must be true then   

 

[Reply #70 on:]

Anyone remembers when there were dozends boobs-, wang- and vag-threads?
Patridge's Farm remembers!
Anyone remembers that all of them were closed and replaced by this "Generall body part"-thread?
Patridge's Farm remembers!
Anyone knows what will happen with this thread:  http://www.peelified.com/cgi-bin/Futurama/12-001832-1/ ?
Scruffy knows that this thread is doomed!

Edited for spelling.

[Reply #71 on:]

remember when I was funny? :sigh:

This thread seemed to be a fight/rag on evan thread. I'm only opposed to the first one, so if no one fights we can keep this open.

[Reply #72 on:]

i think the penis thread was alright...

[Reply #73 on:]

Me too- tif the wanking threads were allowed, then why not penii?

[Reply #74 on:]

 

Originally posted by Margarita:
i think the penis thread was alright...

Meh, it was ok, but rules are rules.
And you never did tell us how big your penis is.

[Reply #75 on:]

 

Originally posted by VelourFog:
remember when I was funny? :sigh:

Hey, you've still got your looks, so maybe no one will notice.

[Reply #76 on:]

 

Originally posted by Anarchist:
 Meh, it was ok, but rules are rules.
And you never did tell us how big your penis is.

i can now. it's 0 mm. maybe because it's non existant.

[Reply #77 on:]

You'll notice that the penis thread was closed by a MALE mod. Someone's got size issues. Not that the odds of a male mod closing any thread aren't high.

Now you'll never know how long my penis is and that makes me sad.

[Reply #78 on:]

Enough of your longing for penis, I want to know what's the deal with skin...
Couldn't we all do without it?

Hey, did you ever straighten out your arm and pinchy stretch the skin at your elbow?
You can freak out a few people with it!! 

[Reply #79 on:]

Edit - Ok i kept my side of the bargain and you've had time to write it down.  If you haven't pm me! 
.....
Give me my dollaaaar!