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The Names Nick

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« Reply #200 on: 08-16-2003 01:05 »
« Last Edit on: 08-16-2003 01:05 »

Whats the deal with Fry trying to eat your panties, FemJ? His facial exspression seems to say "hmmmm, why do these taste something like cottage cheese or sour cream that has expired and or not been refrigerated?"    laff

Anyway, nice pics FemJ, keep em coming. 
Allen

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« Reply #201 on: 08-16-2003 01:30 »

 
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Originally posted by Tdog:
Hey I just saw Freddy Vs Jason wanna know who wins?

You wasted money on that? I pity you. no no


The end of a story is only the beginning.
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« Reply #202 on: 08-16-2003 01:35 »
« Last Edit on: 08-16-2003 01:35 »

R. B. T.
Allen

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« Reply #203 on: 08-16-2003 01:49 »

 
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Originally posted by Tdog:

No, that's what I was going to say for your 'I'm not telling post' but decided against it.

While your collection fails to impress me, I'll say I'd rather watch all of those than the movie that was created just to milk the franchise some more, but go to the movie thread with this. Quit soiling FJ's awesome thread with your trash  tongue  Hehe

Awesome work FJ, keep it up.  smile


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Teral

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« Reply #204 on: 08-16-2003 03:19 »

Heh, great pictures. Love Fry's expression (and the drool) in the first picture, as well as the "sound effect" words in the second.  laff
SpaceCase

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« Reply #205 on: 08-16-2003 03:40 »

 
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Originally posted by FemJesse:
Another quickie...

... at least he's getting plenty of fiber.

Interesting diet he has there...
KINK-AY![/b]
Britz

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« Reply #206 on: 08-16-2003 07:16 »

Not funny huh? Jesus if you didn't post a couple of sweet pictures along with that derisive commie bullshit I'd give you a right talking to.
NoAPOlogies

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« Reply #207 on: 08-16-2003 11:51 »

Fry kinda looks psycho in that pic. Like a rabid dog eating for the first time in weeks.
Margarita

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« Reply #208 on: 08-16-2003 12:01 »
« Last Edit on: 08-16-2003 12:01 »

why fry's not wearing his thong on his head like you?
Tdog

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« Reply #209 on: 08-16-2003 14:00 »

A thought occured to me FemJ said when talking about her paid gig that she was on a train to New York which means she lives probably in the areas that were hit by the black out. Let's hope her power is restored soon, and she is safe and sound.
Bobby King

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« Reply #210 on: 08-16-2003 14:10 »

very good
FemJesse

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« Reply #211 on: 08-16-2003 14:35 »

To tell the truth my power didn't go out.  I just did a naked pic of Leela and BigDog is trying to make me feel bad about it, and actually has succeeded.  So now I'm kinda feeling bad about doing that, on top of my funk.

I need another bath... 
The Names Nick

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« Reply #212 on: 08-16-2003 15:29 »

So based on what you say I take it BigDog is not only a baby sitter but a choir boy as well. I'm guessing that as a result of his actions you wont be showing us the picture.  frown
FemJesse

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« Reply #213 on: 08-16-2003 15:50 »

Ditto, I will, however, finish the background and submit it to TTP.  But right now, I have to dry my hair.
Killerfox

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« Reply #214 on: 08-16-2003 15:59 »

hey! really nice drawings made me laugh  laff
keep up the good work and dont let someone
make you feel bad about your drawings they are soo great!
Jesse X Barboza

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« Reply #215 on: 08-16-2003 17:14 »

Man, FJ, the stuff you come up with...

(That's supposed to be a compliment, BTW.)
FemJesse

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« Reply #216 on: 08-16-2003 18:08 »
« Last Edit on: 08-16-2003 18:08 »

Alright... you're going to have to click to see this one... because its rated R.
 http://www.scanartcentral.net/Submitted_Art/FemJesse/images/sexyleel.jpg

I've had to do a nude of one of my ex boyfriends (IN CLASS), and I had to bite my tongue and suppress the giggles.

Fry:  I'm painting... yup... painting.  Painting a picture.  That can't be right I'm checking that... oh my god it is right!

Jesse thinking:  I wonder what's for fourth meal... (swish swish sploosh)
Juliet

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« Reply #217 on: 08-16-2003 18:16 »

wow that picture is great. ok I use to be against these sort of pictures but I have grown up now.

Jesse you are a really good artist and even though this picture is rude (and I sure this picture will make the guys wank while looking at the picture) it is an excellent picture.

The Names Nick

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« Reply #218 on: 08-16-2003 18:20 »

nice. So you actually have to do pictures like these in art school? If so, jeez I have really just been told stories about what art schools are like. I had no idea of the shocking truth, but in this case I think I like the truth.
FemJesse

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« Reply #219 on: 08-16-2003 18:25 »

Well, as I suggest, you really get desensitized to nude people, as an artist.  There's a general line in conduct.  Gotta accept that its the model's job to do that and respect them for being able to do it.  Then talk about the model's physical attributes/inconsistencies at lunch or dinner with dorm buddies.  My drawing class last year didn't let out until 8:30 pm... and I was starving, so I was always thinking about food while there were naked people on the model stand.
Speli

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« Reply #220 on: 08-16-2003 18:26 »

Hawk! Nooo! Don't click the link!
And Juli, I doubt anyone will wank at cartoon porn (If so, get away from me!  tongue). It's a nice picture, Jesse, but I think you need to get a sense of proportion. Then again, it's a groenesque figure. Please don't kill me.
Zed 85

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« Reply #221 on: 08-16-2003 19:44 »

 
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Originally posted by FemJesse:
Alright... you're going to have to click to see this one... because its rated R.
 http://www.scanartcentral.net/Submitted_Art/FemJesse/images/sexyleel.jpg

I've had to do a nude of one of my ex boyfriends (IN CLASS), and I had to bite my tongue and suppress the giggles.

Fry:  I'm painting... yup... painting.  Painting a picture.  That can't be right I'm checking that... oh my god it is right!

Jesse thinking:  I wonder what's for fourth meal... (swish swish sploosh)

Hehe, I was planning on doing a similar pic after a week of life art summer school got me in the mood - though mine wasn't going to be quite so R-rated. Except for a Robot.  wink
Good drawing BTW.  smile


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aslate

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« Reply #222 on: 08-16-2003 20:04 »

I'm surprised how "normal" Fry is...
Britz

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« Reply #223 on: 08-16-2003 20:47 »

Mmm, shiny... also naked, strange how you keep on changing styles lass, cool though because you do well in all of them.
Killerfox

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« Reply #224 on: 08-16-2003 21:46 »
« Last Edit on: 08-17-2003 00:00 »

alright! im back home!!!!
and after seeing that piece of art i caould say FemJesse is now a complete artist  wink
really good work, really profecional and really nice Leela!   flirt
NoAPOlogies

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« Reply #225 on: 08-16-2003 22:42 »
« Last Edit on: 08-16-2003 22:42 »

Wow, she's all shiny. Something looks... um not quite right about that lower area... must look harder to figure out what it is. (Insert smiley here)

 
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Originally posted by FemJesse:
I've had to do a nude of one of my ex boyfriends (IN CLASS), and I had to bite my tongue and suppress the giggles.

What were you laughing at anyway? Hmmm...?
Tdog

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« Reply #226 on: 08-17-2003 00:35 »

Sorry bout that I thought since you talked about having to ride the train to New York you would have been in one of the states that was hit.
About the pic not quite the pic I suggested but WOW! and I do mean WOW! I thought how funny it was that fry had his brush up against his cheek and he was going to have a paint blotch there and he looked rather subdued not frothing at the mouth nice touch and you even gave yourself a little cameo.  And again something you said sparked a thought this time not as goofy, Fry and TOON FemJesse sitting at a lunch Table discussing Leela's *AHEM* attributes after art class.  and who is BigDog is it me have I earned a nickname? If so that would be so cool. and if it is I appologize for making you feel bad, hey almost any art you do is fantastic (I think you know what and who I mean by almost, so I'm not even going to bring up those painful memories) wether it be nice or naughty you are still the best. Sorry about the blackout thing again.
Teral

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« Reply #227 on: 08-17-2003 15:19 »

Fry painting? Well, he has a creative soul so that's all good. I like how he looks really focused, and not drooling all over.

I guess we now have a definete answer to whether Leela shaves or not.  wink

Good picture.
BigDogWeigand

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« Reply #228 on: 08-17-2003 18:30 »

In Response to TDog:
You are not the one Jesse refers to as BigDog. I think that should answer your question without any extra stuff.

Yes, I sent Jesse an e-mail about her latest pict (in the first phase) and I was a little quick to send the e-mail. I wasn't exactly in a great mood that morning. So, like the nice guy I am: I'm sorry for critizing your work so harshly. I'll stop and think next time.

The one, the only:
BigDogWeigand

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FemJesse

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« Reply #229 on: 08-17-2003 18:46 »

 
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Originally posted by NoAPOlogies:

 What were you laughing at anyway? Hmmm...?

I was laughing at his nakedness.  A big flabby naked guy who just HAPPENNED to be an ex from YEARS ago.  Also, after dating me, he realized that he's a homosexual... Its amazing where life leads you and what you'll do for money, if the money is right.

Jesse X Barboza

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« Reply #230 on: 08-17-2003 20:07 »

Hey, FJ - since you took one person's request for a quick drawing, can I make one too? I wanted to see how you'd draw Fry and Leela underwater (which, as you know, is a favorite subject of mie). Could you do a quick one?
The Names Nick

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« Reply #231 on: 08-17-2003 20:10 »
« Last Edit on: 08-17-2003 20:10 »

 
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Originally posted by FemJesse:
 I was laughing at his nakedness.  A big flabby naked guy who just HAPPENNED to be an ex from YEARS ago. 

  laff

wow, such a shining endorsement of your ex. Anyway, I think this would be the 5th person who you have humiliated publicly(on PEEL). The only thing that would prevent this instance from being counted; is the fact the victom is unaware of what was said here. This being the case I don't see how he could be humiliated. Ok, right to the point, are you trying to break some kind of record, or does this just come naturally?

 
Tdog

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« Reply #232 on: 08-17-2003 21:14 »

 
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Originally posted by Jesse X Barboza:
Hey, FJ - since you took one person's request for a quick drawing, can I make one too? I wanted to see how you'd draw Fry and Leela underwater (which, as you know, is a favorite subject of mie). Could you do a quick one?

Actually they're not requests they are just the thoughts that FemJ's art and words kick into my head. If FemJ decides that these thoughts are worthy of her magnificent art then YAY!
VelourFog

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« Reply #233 on: 08-17-2003 23:12 »

 
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Originally posted by Teral:
I guess we now have a definete answer to whether Leela shaves or not.

she's a cartoon
Spice Weasel

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« Reply #234 on: 08-17-2003 23:20 »
« Last Edit on: 08-17-2003 23:20 »

She's a what now?

I guess a couple of questions still remain.  Does the collar match the cuffs?  If so, Dorito chip or landing strip?
OC_James

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« Reply #235 on: 08-17-2003 23:21 »

CORRECTION: She's a cartoon that shaves and poses nude for co-workers and fan artists.
Venus

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« Reply #236 on: 08-17-2003 23:36 »

i didn't understand a word of Spice Weasels post. But something tells me that i don't want to.
VelourFog

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« Reply #237 on: 08-18-2003 00:09 »

translation:
maybe i've said too much already
NoAPOlogies

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« Reply #238 on: 08-18-2003 00:46 »

Now that i've studied the pic, in great detail, I've decided that Fry and cartoon FemJ could not see Leela in her glory. Their line of sight would not allow for them to view Leela. Now, if Leela were laying on her side, facing the artists, they could draw in better detail. Even better, if you made a pic out of that, you could post in on PEEL instead of linking... just a thought
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« Reply #239 on: 08-18-2003 00:58 »
« Last Edit on: 08-18-2003 00:58 »

 
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Originally posted by Spice Weasel:
She's a what now?

I guess a couple of questions still remain.  Does the collar match the cuffs?  If so, Dorito chip or landing strip?

Ahem.

I believe the correct termonology is "does the carpeting match the curtains."

/edit: I've had a hell of a time trying to punctuate that last sentance. I hope you appriciate it.
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