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The Names Nick
Professor
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« Reply #161 on: 08-14-2003 00:14 »
« Last Edit on: 08-14-2003 00:14 »
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wow, FemJ you publicly humiliated a hippy. To make it even better you also taught him to hate. You should be proud. Also I hope you have a good picture posted, inspired by Evans hate, in the morning. Edit: Now that I think of it, your actions tonight make you all the more deserving of the custom rank of empress
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The Names Nick
Professor
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« Reply #166 on: 08-14-2003 01:39 »
« Last Edit on: 08-14-2003 01:39 »
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Originally posted by evan: Somebody enjoys sucking up.
And any inspiration is good inspiration. You're just mad because you don't force others to create. I think that somebody's jealous. lol, this is turely a sight to behold. It is like the come back/attack you used was of my own creation. I would congratulate you, but I am afraid your statment contains inaccuracies. I will point out what you are right about first. You are right about the fact I don't force anyone to create anything. People hate feeling forced or being forced to do anything, so if you want that person to start hating or not liking you then force em. You never forced anyone either. FemJesse was inspired by some of your words and choose to act on the inpsoration. Thus you never forced her to do anything. If you will note I have also helped give FemJesse ideas for pics. You don't have to take my word for it just ask her. Anyway, nice attempt at a come back/attack. Maybe if that tactic was not so me it might have worked. A bit more planning would have also helped. Now if only I could get to sleep!!
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Farnsworth38
Professor
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'...I’d build a road in gold, just to have some dreaming Dreaming is free'
'Dreaming' by Blondie
Another great piece of work FJ.
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Killerfox
Professor
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ohhh gee FemJesse i havent had time to check this, this thread really moves fast. well back on topic: this pictures rule sooo much, one day im gonna die from soo many heart attacks but its gonna be from watching such a good work of yours Keep it up
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FemJesse
Liquid Emperor
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Lilith Builds a Man By Jesse Tommassello
I want a guy, who puts up with a chase, Who lets me play so he can pay, And I can rub it in his face Make him tall, a bit thin, But tough all around Make him smart and his voice An eloquent sound.
I want a gentleman, so I can kick his ass Somewhat protective, full of wit and sass Fun to debate with, full of retort Not too snotty, a bearable sort.
I want an artist, to teach me the ropes That would clue me in, if he and I’d elope Someone who could only aspire to “see” But can do all my homework and mix my gouache for me.
I want a realist, to keep me on earth, But someone who would fill me with mirth, Someone who’s got more hulls than a tanker, And wouldn’t mind sometimes being my anchor.
I want someone that would make a great lover, Who’d watch me closely, from over his cover, Who could relax, yet remain somewhat wary And let me spoon him if my legs were hairy.
I want a man, who would make a good father, If it’s not all the way, why even bother Dating is auditioning, and that he’d understand That is something I would want in a man.
I want a guy that would really commit, Especially if he put up well with my shit, Who wouldn’t look twice to throw away his life, And get down on one knee and make me his wife.
I want a guy that will always be chasing, We’d have a meet and compete, And keep my heart racing, Make me lose, make him win, I’ll feel like I’m found We’d restart the routine, The chasing around.
(Lilith is promptly ejected from the garden of Eden with this attitude and is replaced by Eve.)
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Britz
Starship Captain
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Originally posted by FemJesse: Oh here it is:
[evan] FemJesse: I eat babies and kick the elderly FemJesse: eh? Evan: do you need me to check your body for any traces of evil? Evan: i'm sorry...it was a bad line. I apologize FemJesse: Wow, that was so bad I didn't even get it. Evan: i know...i tried to make it up on the spot FemJesse: Your wit has failed to impress me FemJesse: You are demoted to "Australian" Evan: non-metophorically, it means "would you like me to frisk you?" but it sorta bombed half-way through delievery Evan: damn! Evan: I mean, "Damn, mate!"
Whoa Whoa whoa, what's all then? I'm all with the taking of offense! You saying Australian's aren't witty? Sweetheart I'll knock any Yanks socks of with the laughter-cracking, for Christ's sake, my serious flirting is funnier than that (aww I made myself feel bad) Now you see the way the line should've worked is with a better lead up like: FemJesse: I eat babies and kick the elderly FemJesse: eh? Then me, the witty Australian type would say: Britz: Perhaps your possessed Britz: What say you come back to my place and I'll check your body for the mark of Satan? Now that's funny, shit I crack me up, if you wanna accuse a country of not being funny, go with the French, nowadays it's alright to stereotype them as anything, and they WERE tre' big fans of Jerry Lewis afterall.
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FemJesse
Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #183 on: 08-15-2003 02:28 »
« Last Edit on: 08-15-2003 02:28 »
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No offense Britz, but that was even less funny than Evan. Here's a quickie! Originally I was going to draw him chewing off her underpants... or about to bite them from the side. So I guess the bet was "I bet I can remove your clothes using only my teeth." Thought of from a song I heard that parodied LFO's "Summer Girls"
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Tzlk
Professor
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hahaha I love that picture jess!!! its hillarious!! It looks like fry is motioning for Leela to immitate him, and put up her arms!! Great work jess!!! Keep em coming!
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Tdog
Bending Unit
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« Reply #195 on: 08-15-2003 13:00 »
« Last Edit on: 08-15-2003 13:00 »
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Erdrik
Professor
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« Reply #196 on: 08-15-2003 13:01 »
« Last Edit on: 08-15-2003 13:01 »
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YEEEEEEES! Tha's so Funnay!! I love the new pics. Say... since I can't upload any of my pics, and I have little time as it is, maybe I could give yous a couple ideas to draw? I had this idea for a fic that would spawn a very interesting pic. The fic idea was: Fry has an argue ment with Leela at PE and storms out of the room, he turns into the hall, out of sight, and then trips on his face. unbeknownst to him he has been thrown into another dimension! In this dimension Leela is into Domination, and is married to Fry. Whip slashing hilarity insues. But Fry slips through another dimensional rip and Finds that this Leela is a submissive type, also married to Fry. and also that the domination Leela had followed Fry to the next dimension. The two Leela's argue over who gets Fry and eventualy all three accidently find another dimensional rip! Long story short Fry Hops from dimension to dimension picking up alternate Leelas with every stop until eventualy he's got like 50 of them surrounding him(Every last one married to him in their respective dimensions) And he is freaking out becuase they're all argueing over who gets him! Eventualy he makes it back to his own dimension and takes some time away.. from Leela. But the scene where he is surrounded by all the different Leela's all argueing over him would be a pretty interesting pic, no?
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Juliet
DOOP Secretary
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The Leela sleeping with Fry is sweet. I like me and Bender in that kind of way. can you Jesse Please?
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Tdog
Bending Unit
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« Reply #199 on: 08-15-2003 23:12 »
« Last Edit on: 08-15-2003 23:12 »
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Well I know this one has Zero chance of being drawn but the ein ein ein thing triggered another goofy thought. This time were on Leela's side of the screen she's naked but her hands and arms are covering all her bits and bobs so nothing can be seen Leela as mentioned covering her bits and bobs: Uh... Fry those arn't the edible kind of... Fry off screen this time: I...don't...care. *EIN EIN EIN EIN EIN* Sorry it just snuck it's way into my head and wouldn't leave me alone till I got it out in the open, sorry again. Hey I just saw Freddy Vs Jason wanna know who wins?
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