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FemJesse

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #520 on: 07-28-2003 14:52 »

*smiles at Atticus and puts a "hat" on her head enthusiastically*

Here's a snippet I wrote:

Fry walks in the cockpit whistling, like he owns the place.  He's getting his job title updated, and acknowledgement for doing something good for once.  Leela is shuffling files around.

Leela:  So you finally figured out that being a delivery boy doesn't entail shooting at hostile vessels?
 
Fry:  I knew the whole time, but I did it anyway.  I just snapped because its so thankless.

Leela:  You know there are other ways of thanking people... (Fry shuffles his feet)  Like going on with your life.

Fry:  Speaking of my life... can you do me the teeniest tiniest favor?

Leela (rubs her hands together nervously):  That depends...
 
Fry:  Have Amy fix the air conditioning in the turret.  Its hot as robot hell up there.

Leela:  You looked really hot on the vid feed.
 
Fry (smirking):  Yea... I have been working out.
 
Fry flexes his arms upwards.  Leela rolls her eye and slams her right foot squarely on top of his left foot.

Fry:  OW!  That wasn't very cool.  Oh wait! I just remembered something.
 
He pulls a small piece of grey plastic out of his pocket.  He holds it squarely in front of his face and crosses his eyes, focusing on it.

Fry:  What does this do?

Leela throws her arms up in the air and sighs.
Leela:  How would I know?  You just found that thing?
 
Fry:  Yea, I just found it.

Leela:  Put it back wherever you found it.

Fry:  Aren't you at all curious to know what it does?
 
Leela:  Not in the least.
 
Fry:  It could be really important.  Like... maybe its the key to all existence... and I disturbed it?
 
Leela:  Fry, the Universe is not going to be destroyed because you picked a piece of plastic off the ground.

Fry:  Oh yeah?  How do you know.  It could be really, really, really important and here you are, doubting its importance... right in front of it, even!
 
Leela:  It doesn't think, or have feelings.
 
Fry:  Oh, now you just hurt its feelings.  (he strokes it jokingly)  She didn't mean that.  (baby talks to it) You'll show everyone some day...
 
Leela gets frustrated and snatches the plastic stick out of his hands.

Leela:  Let me see that.  (She holds it right in front of her eye and examines it for a moment. She closes her eye and nods quickly.)  I know what it is.  (She tosses the object back to Fry.)
 
Fry (catches it):  What is it?
 
Leela:  Its the switch mechanism to an air conditioner.  You mustn't have been paying attention and broke it by accident.
 
Fry: Nuh-uh!  I'm real smooth when I'm up there.  It was sabotage!
 
Leela:  That's the stupidest thing you've ever said.  Why would someone sabotage your climate control?
 
Amy walks in and hangs out in the background, eavesdropping.

Fry (thinks for a second then answers):  Someone wanted me to take my shirt off? (Amy snickers...  Leela notices her and stares at her for a second.  Fry smiles at Amy and takes his shirt off.)
 
Leela (puts her right hand against her temple):  Oh lord...
 
Fry (laughing):  Want it like this, Amy?
 
Amy:  Actually I just wanted you to roll your sleeves up.  That's totally hot.  (Fry flexes downwards.)  Woo!
 
Leela (looking at her wrist-thingy like a watch):  Well, I'm sorry to run out on your chippendale action, but the autopilot will be wanting a break soon.
 
Amy:  Come on Leela, look at Fry!  He HAS been working out.
 
Fry:  Yeah, Leela, look at Fry.  He's prettier now! (Amy kicks him in the shins) Ouff...  (He waves his hands at Leela)  No... no... that's okay.  You don't have to look, things can only get better anyway.
 
He slips his shirt back on and starts walking in the direction of the ship elevators.  Amy and Leela look at each other and shrug.
Bobby King

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #521 on: 07-28-2003 15:03 »

hey thats was preaty good
Wonderbee31

Starship Captain
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« Reply #522 on: 07-28-2003 15:37 »

Great job on the fanfic Femjesse, I wish that you'd write more, as I really like the one that you've got over at TLZ.
FemJesse

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #523 on: 07-28-2003 15:52 »
« Last Edit on: 07-28-2003 15:52 »

Thanks.  I have an cute idea in coordinance with the new Pokémon card rules. 

Fry   HP: 60
Type: Normal
Note:  You may only have one Fry card in your deck.
Poke Power-
Strength in Numbers: The retreat cost for your active Pokemon is reduced by one (colorless) for each Planet Express card in play.
attack: 
Not-so-quick attack:  Flip a coin, if heads this attack does 10 more damage.  Base damage 20, Cost: Two colorless.

No I'm doesn't:  Return Fry and all cards attached to him into your deck.  Shuffle your deck afterwards.  Base damage 60.  Cost 4 colorless.
Retreat cost:  Three colorless
Weak: Fighting
Resistant: Psychic
Pokedex Entry:  Although not too, bright, Fry's boyish charm makes him a favorite among female trainers.

Leela  HP: 70
Type: Fighting
Note:  You may only have one Leela card in your deck.
Poké Power- 
Strength in Numbers: Your active Pokemon's attack damage is increased by 10 for each Planet Express card in play.
Attack:
Witty comeback:  If Leela was damaged during the last turn, prevent all affects of attacks, (including damage) done during to Leela your opponents next turn.  (two colorless) Base Damage: 10.
Jump Kick:  Base damage 50. Flip a coin, if tails, Leela does 10 damage to herself. Cost:  2 fighting energy 1 colorless
Retreat Cost:  2 colorless
Weak:  Psychic
Resistant:  Dark
Pokedex Entry:  Leela is smart and fast, but often hasty in battle.  She also has poor depth perception.

Bender  HP: 50
Type: Steel
Note:  You may only have one Bender card in your deck.
Poké Power- 
Strength in Numbers: Damage done to your active pokemon by you or your opponent is reduced by 10 for each Planet Express card in play.

Steal:  Move up to two damage counters from one of your Pokemon onto one of your opponents Pokemon.  Cost: One metal, two colorless.

Drinking contest:  Flip a coin.  If heads, the opponent is now confused.  Base damage: 40.  (three colorless)
Retreat Cost: 2 colorless
Weak:  Fire
Resistant:  Fighting
Pokedex entry: Bender has been known to belch fire after consuming large amounts of alcohol.  He is also very selfish.

Edit: The best strategy would be to lead off with Fry and get Leela and Bender onto your bench.  That way the not-so-quick attack would do 50-60 damage and Fry could prevent  thirty damage on every attack.  If worse came to worse he could use the No I'm Doesn't as a finisher and go back into the deck.  Then pull out whoever's charged up (Most likely Leela because Metal Energies are biters)  Bender would be invaluable if he got his Steal working.  Healing and dealing 20 damage from and to whoever he wanted.  The only negative is that Leela's synergy wouldn't apply to that attack.  But it WOULD apply to Drinking Contest.  The only way you could really get dicked over would be if one or more of the set were in the prizes.  They all count as Basic pokemon.
Killerfox

Professor
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« Reply #524 on: 07-28-2003 15:53 »

nice conversation! altough i find it hard for Fry to workout  tongue
Atticus

Bending Unit
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« Reply #525 on: 07-28-2003 15:56 »
« Last Edit on: 07-28-2003 15:56 »

Bravo, Femjesse

I just found my brainslug planet hat myself!
:: puts on brainslug ::

....uhhhh....

Hermes with brainslug::  I was just thinking that.
The Names Nick

Professor
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« Reply #526 on: 07-28-2003 16:13 »

Nice pics FJ. I really like the one with Fry as a turret gunner. I also like the brainslug pic, and the fanfic is pretty good.
Otis P Jivefunk

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #527 on: 07-28-2003 16:17 »

That new Brainslug pic is awesome  cool
Vintage Dave

Bending Unit
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« Reply #528 on: 07-28-2003 17:54 »

LOL at the brainslug pic.  Love is everywhere...
Fry makes a good gunner too.  Kudos and keep it up.
Killerfox

Professor
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« Reply #529 on: 07-28-2003 18:21 »

I was about to buy a brainslug at Tower Records but I didnt
Zed 85

Space Pope
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« Reply #530 on: 07-28-2003 18:27 »

More great pics - the brainslug one is really cool and qvite amuzing  big grin
And the turet one is really well done  smile

Nice writing BTW  wink
Futurama_Hil

Urban Legend
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« Reply #531 on: 07-28-2003 21:23 »

great pics

that pokemon rip off is really good, although after watching fox you realize just how much better the pokemon show is. 
FemJesse

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #532 on: 07-29-2003 05:22 »

This page needed a picture on it =P.  Here's that image of Jackie I was working on.

I'm going to color it and add it to DA Prints.
Bobby King

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #533 on: 07-29-2003 05:30 »

amazing FemJ
Tdog

Bending Unit
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« Reply #534 on: 07-29-2003 06:53 »

WOW x 1000
wu_konguk

Urban Legend
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« Reply #535 on: 07-29-2003 07:04 »
« Last Edit on: 07-29-2003 07:04 »

You have a DA page FemJ. Is your user name the same on Da? Never mind found it. I'm will be watching you.
Wow I've been there for months but have only submitted two thirds of the stuff you have (mental not must remedy this)
The Names Nick

Professor
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« Reply #536 on: 07-29-2003 09:35 »

Yea, thats an O wow pic. I can hardly wait until you have the color version finnished. GJ FJ.
Lee Roberts

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #537 on: 07-29-2003 13:41 »

Excellent stuff Jesse. I like the Futurama Animals that your've done truly inspring. I see if I could come up with some, if you don't mind?
Killerfox

Professor
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« Reply #538 on: 07-29-2003 19:03 »

Really great work of art FemJ, its got a really good style.

by the way this is my 500th post  smile

Professor of Programming Science at Mars U
& Proud Space Captain of the "Black Hole"

thanks to Daniela Lavarne (the lesbian Leela) for the sig wink
FemJesse

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #539 on: 07-29-2003 21:43 »
« Last Edit on: 07-29-2003 21:43 »

**GOOD NEWS EVERYONE**

To anyone who every wanted a high resolution 20 x 24 in. print of Dinner at Elzar's to put in a mahogany colored frame in their living room... (or of Fry at the helm)...
I'm offering prints at my new online store http://www.deviantprints.com/affiliates/femjesse/browse/mywork/

Prints are as cheap as 75 cents for a 4x5 inch super high resolution version.
Shipping is $1.50 and up, and the site ships to most countries, indluding

United States, Canada, Aruba, Australia, Austria, Bahamas, Barbados, Belgium, Bermuda, Brazil, Chile, China, Colombia, Costa Rica, Cyprus, Czech Republic, Denmark, Finland, France, Germany, Greece, Guyana, Hong Kong, Hungary, Iceland, India, Indonesia, Ireland, Israel, Italy, Jamaica, Japan, Korea, Liechtenstein, Luxembourg, Malaysia, Mexico, Netherlands, New Zealand, Norway, Philippines, Poland, Portugal, Saudi Arabia, Singapore, Slovenia, South Africa, Spain, Sweden, Switzerland, Taiwan, Thailand, Trinidad and Tobago, Turkey, Turks and Caicos Islands, United Kingdom, Venezuela, and Vietnam.
*takes a breath*
Mahogany frame and living room not included.



Slashco

Bending Unit
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« Reply #540 on: 07-29-2003 21:50 »

Hey FemJesse, I just noticed this thread and I am really liking what I'm seeing. But I get a lot of errors and non-working pages by following the links you've provided in the past. Is there a link where most of your work is displayed? Thanks.
FemJesse

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #541 on: 07-29-2003 21:56 »
« Last Edit on: 07-29-2003 21:56 »

Welcome to PEEL Slashco.
Those old hyperlinks were to The Leela Zone's backup site, which is now down.  The newer scanartcentral ones work.  Right now The Leela Zone is hosting the most of my work at its even newer host at the following two urls.  Enjoy =^.^=

Page 1:  http://www.leelazone.com.ar/fanart/femjesse.shtml

Page 2: http://www.leelazone.com.ar/fanart/femjesse2.shtml

Edit:  If anyone is interested in certain "real life" drawings being made available for prints, and are serious about purchasing one, please tell me so I can make it available to you =^.^=
Slashco

Bending Unit
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« Reply #542 on: 07-29-2003 22:05 »
« Last Edit on: 07-29-2003 22:05 »

I was just going to say: Never mind, found it.    smile

Not a huge fan of the sex stuff, but the 'realistic' ones are incredible. Not so much the art itself (although it's quite good), but your vision and the way the subject is handled. This may sound corny but it's almost like you add dimension by bringing these characters one step closer to becoming 'real people'. The only time I've seen anything like it graphic-wise was on an episode of the Simpsons when Homer imagines the kids as normal-looking humans and freaks out. This is even better, keep it up.

Edit: I wanna see more characters. How about a better shot of Farnsworth or Zoidberg? Zapp Brannigan? So many possibilities...   love
The Names Nick

Professor
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« Reply #543 on: 07-29-2003 22:17 »

So, your an entrepreneur now. Congratulations Jess.  smile
Jolly Mon

Bending Unit
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« Reply #544 on: 07-29-2003 22:38 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by FemJesse:
**GOOD NEWS EVERYONE**

Uh oh, I dont like the sound of that.

When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend.' (U.S. Marine Corps.)
FemJesse

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #545 on: 07-29-2003 22:43 »

Actually I'll do a realistic one of Zoidberg tonight... just for you Slashco.  =D
Mango

Starship Captain
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« Reply #546 on: 07-29-2003 22:47 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by FemJesse:
Actually I'll do a realistic one of Zoidberg tonight... just for you Slashco.  =D

Wait, I love Zoidberg too!  Do it just for me too! T_T

...ehee...I'm so selfish. >_<
Slashco

Bending Unit
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« Reply #547 on: 07-29-2003 22:51 »
« Last Edit on: 07-29-2003 22:51 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by FemJesse:
Actually I'll do a realistic one of Zoidberg tonight... just for you Slashco.  =D

As he'd say it... Hurray! Attention, at last!  smile
FemJesse

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #548 on: 07-29-2003 23:57 »

Just for Slashco... and Mango... and anyone else who wants a piece of the rock lobster!
Jolly Mon

Bending Unit
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« Reply #549 on: 07-30-2003 00:07 »

Very good, yet for some reason I think I'm gonna have nightmares tonight.
Slashco

Bending Unit
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« Reply #550 on: 07-30-2003 00:14 »

That was fast, and very nice I might add. But don't you think he looks kinda evil?  smile
Mango

Starship Captain
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« Reply #551 on: 07-30-2003 00:21 »

*SQUUUUUUEEEEEEEEEEAL!*  love
It's Doctor Zoidberg!  It's Doctor Zoidberg! *happy dance* And he's all pretty and red and he's looking at me and the claws and the tentacles and the doctor coat and the swirling colors and he's all squishy and lobstery and delicious and yay! *runs madly around chair in circles* It's Zoooooidbeeeerg! EEEEeeeeeeEEeeeEEee!  love
Margarita

Space Pope
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« Reply #552 on: 07-30-2003 00:25 »

creepy/scary. and for some reason, zoidberg has human nose.
NoAPOlogies

Bending Unit
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« Reply #553 on: 07-30-2003 00:40 »

Ack!! Zoidberg is scaring me!!! Maybe a little caption reading "Next Patient". Good job, nice detail
Atticus

Bending Unit
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« Reply #554 on: 07-30-2003 00:55 »
« Last Edit on: 07-30-2003 00:55 »

I believe the creepy effect is what FemJesse was aiming for.  Zoidberg isn't exactly the prettiest thing in the Futurama universe, as explained in a conversation between Leela and Bender, from "Put Your Head On My Shoulder"(just to cite one of many examples):

 Bender: "Congratulations, Fry. You snagged a perfect girlfriend. Amy is rich, she's probably got other characteristics..."
Leela: "Bender! Romance isn't about money!"
Bender: "Oh, so it's just coincidence that Zoidberg here is desperately poor and miserably lonely? Pulease..."
Leela: "For your information. It's because he's hideous."
Zoidberg: "Aww...."

Good work, Femjesse.  You even put in the canal for his head fin!  Nice detail   smile
Killerfox

Professor
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« Reply #555 on: 07-30-2003 01:04 »

that Dr Zoid its good!!!!!!
& congrats for having your own e-shop!

[Zoidberg]Thats right my stink gland is weak!!!!!![/z]

Professor of Programming Science at Mars U
& Proud Space Captain of the "Black Hole"

thanks to Daniela Lavarne (the lesbian Leela) for the sig wink
FemJesse

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #556 on: 07-30-2003 01:15 »

I think I enjoyed Mango's response more than I've enjoyed any response before.  Zoidberg is supposed to be hideous isn't he?  I thought I drew him too attractive in the dinner pic, so I sunk his eyes into his sockets and changed his eye color... uglied him up some.  I like to draw Zoidy with his blowhole and his retractible head flap.

I was thinking of captioning it "Rock Lobster"
The colors are hurting me.
JDHannan

Bending Unit
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« Reply #557 on: 07-30-2003 03:30 »

That is a MEAN lookin pic of zoidberg... if i saw that in a dark alley (or a church for that matter) i'd run like hell, and not sideways thats for sure
FemJesse

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #558 on: 07-30-2003 03:45 »

Hehe.  You know.  I've just totally opened up my eyes and been enlightened.
I'm no longer a Fry/Leela shipper.  Fry is a loser. 
Now I'm a Zappshipper!  I think Zapp and Leela will make the best couple ever and I'm going to do many pictures to illustrate this fact.  Think about it, they're both captains... They're both very lonely inside, and he loved her and recognized her even when she was dressed like a man.

Zapp and Leela are destined to be together!!!
Tdog

Bending Unit
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« Reply #559 on: 07-30-2003 03:46 »

I am facinated yet at the same time freaked and correct me if I am wrong but in one show did Zoidy not say "AAUGH, I'm hideous!" or am I remembering that wrong?
Let me ask you something FemJesse have you ever attempted to do a "real life" drawing of Fry and Leela getting married? just asking because if you have I havent seen it.
G'night.
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