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PEE Poll: Who is the cartoon world's biggest @$$hole?
Bender   -2 (4.5%)
Master Shake   -20 (45.5%)
Homer Simpson   -2 (4.5%)
Dale Gribble   -0 (0%)
Glen Quagmire   -2 (4.5%)
Capatin Murphy   -0 (0%)
Itchy   -6 (13.6%)
Other   -12 (27.3%)
Total Voters: 44

Kryten

Space Pope
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« on: 02-02-2004 00:05 »

What the title says.

DotheBartman

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #1 on: 02-02-2004 00:06 »

Itchy.  How could you senselessly murder someone in such horrible ways week after week?  That asshole.
Col. Klink

Professor
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« Reply #2 on: 02-02-2004 00:52 »

Yeah Itchy is definately an asshole. But I think even he has a hard time standing up to Master Shake.
Nurdbot

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #3 on: 02-02-2004 01:16 »

Shake, Meatwad can't help what he is.

And if you make a TV, put Rick from the Young Ones in.
Pitt Clemens

Urban Legend
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« Reply #4 on: 02-02-2004 01:17 »
« Last Edit on: 02-02-2004 01:17 »

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Gendo Ikari.

The movie Dogma had a character that may have come close.

Bartleby: You have more skeletons in your closet than anyone here, I dare not recite them aloud. (Whispers in his ear)
Loki: He's your son, you twisted fuck.
eggsandwich

Starship Captain
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« Reply #5 on: 02-02-2004 01:31 »

Sandi (from Daria)
Col. Klink

Professor
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« Reply #6 on: 02-02-2004 01:32 »

Ikari doesnt count. The idea of the cartoon Asshole is that they are two dimmensional.

Neon genesis is well and truley a 3d show.
Its not comedy. He has an excuse for being an asshole.

Actually come to think of it, he doesnt.
But my point remains Valid!
Coop

Professor
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« Reply #7 on: 02-02-2004 08:23 »
« Last Edit on: 02-02-2004 08:23 »

Shake, he's probably the biggest ass ever. But he's easily the funniest character in any show EVER.

"Every day I buy and sell people like you! But, I did not do that...but baised on what I'm hearing, someone may have!"

He's just slick   laff
Mouse On Venus

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #8 on: 02-02-2004 12:41 »

Master Shake is definitely the shit. He has a knack of blaming everyone else except himself and he also has a seldom used gift within cartoon characters of really believing what he says (e.g. books are from the devil and TV is twice as fast). And he has a way with words, too.

 Frylock: (to The Wwwyzzerdd) What the hell do you want with us?!
 Shake: You know what I want and what I want I get. If I can find the damn thing...
 Frylock: I wasn't talking to you!
 Shake: Good! 'coz I wasn't listening to you!

 big grin
Otis P Jivefunk

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #9 on: 02-02-2004 13:30 »

Homer Simpson, I mean, what an asshole he has become over the last few years, and right now. This poll is right now, Homer Simpson is an ass right now, he gets my vote right now!
Xmpel

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #10 on: 02-02-2004 14:14 »

Quagmire that women degrading pig !
Did I mention I love him as a character ?
Pitt Clemens

Urban Legend
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« Reply #11 on: 02-02-2004 14:14 »
« Last Edit on: 02-02-2004 14:14 »

not a comedy...What about like Thermal expansion...or the toothpicks gag...

You know, I think evey joke in that show was at the expense of Shinji's penis.

Anyway, I say my vote still stands, Ikari is animated, therefore he can be considdered a cartoon, who's also an asshole.  May I also add that Ranma Saotome's attitude has always stroked me the wrong way.


Edit: DOUBLE POST...wait...what?
zapperdan

Bending Unit
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« Reply #12 on: 02-02-2004 14:47 »

peter griffin is the cartoon world's biggest asshole. that guy sucks!
Guy

Professor
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« Reply #13 on: 02-02-2004 16:14 »

Itchy just goes too far. Little bastard...
newhook_1

Urban Legend
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« Reply #14 on: 02-02-2004 16:57 »

Yeah, I'm gonna go with Itchy too. 90% of the time Scratchy doesn't even provoke him. At least with characters like Bugs Bunny, the was a someone usually trying to kill/eat him.
aslate

Space Pope
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« Reply #15 on: 02-02-2004 16:59 »

Who are:
Master Shake
Dale Gribble
Capatin Murphy
Chump

Urban Legend
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« Reply #16 on: 02-02-2004 17:00 »

Dale is the exterminator with the shades from King of the Hill.

I'm going to vote other and say Frank Grimes. I hate that guy.
evan

Urban Legend
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« Reply #17 on: 02-02-2004 17:58 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by aslate:
Who are:
Master Shake
Dale Gribble
Capatin Murphy

My name is...!

Shake-sula, the mic ruler, you wanna trip, I'll give it to ya!

(ie, the jerk leader of the Aqua Teen Hunger Force, from the cartoon of the same name. It's on Adult Swim.)

Captain Murphy is the jerk captain of Sealab, from the Adult Swim cartoon Sealab 2021.
DanMan4040

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #18 on: 02-02-2004 18:17 »

Shake is just too big of a jerk.
aslate

Space Pope
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« Reply #19 on: 02-02-2004 18:30 »

Evan, although you attempt to be useful i've still never heard of them and only know of those shows due to seeing people posting about them on PEEL.
Rover

Bending Unit
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« Reply #20 on: 02-02-2004 18:51 »

Itchy hands down.
evan

Urban Legend
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« Reply #21 on: 02-02-2004 20:50 »

Fine, aslate, here's the link for the Aqua Teens. And here's the link for Sealab 2021. If you have a file-sharing program, they're worth checking out.
FishyJoe

Honorary German
Urban Legend
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« Reply #22 on: 02-03-2004 07:35 »

Most of the people on that list are just too stupid to realize how big of an asshole they're being. Bender is the only one intelligent enough to be an asshole on purpose.

...but voting Bender when I'm on a Futurama board would be so predictable. I guess I'll go with Shake.
Col. Klink

Professor
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« Reply #23 on: 02-03-2004 09:21 »

How could you not vote shake.

“Frylock, I did not summon you! What are you doing here?”

I still dont think Ikari qualify's as a jerk.
He's nice to Rei.

Remember when he "Opened the superheated hatch with his bare hands"

A jerk is only a jerk when you dont understand their motivation.
Tweek

UberMod
DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #24 on: 02-03-2004 10:08 »

No mention of Cartman, I'm sure when C4 did their Top TV bastards programme he was number eight, the highest placed cartoon character.
Pitt Clemens

Urban Legend
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« Reply #25 on: 02-04-2004 03:00 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by Col. Klink:
I still dont think Ikari qualify's as a jerk.
He's nice to Rei.

Remember when he "Opened the superheated hatch with his bare hands"

I could really slap you right now...I really could...
Biggest asshole ever animated, personal opinion guarantee...Now to go to the best cartoon Dad thread.
M0le

Space Pope
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« Reply #26 on: 02-04-2004 04:33 »

Itchy, for the above mentioned reasons. Dale Gribble from King of the Hill isn't much of an asshole, but he's probably the funniest character on the whole show, especially on the dummy episode.
Col. Klink

Professor
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« Reply #27 on: 02-04-2004 05:12 »

As is my understanding everyone was getting more and more "unstable" and the series progressed. Since god had forsaken humanity.
zoidberg74

Bending Unit
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« Reply #28 on: 02-04-2004 12:43 »

Wernstrum!
Bushmeister

Professor
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« Reply #29 on: 02-04-2004 14:40 »

Cartman > see the Casa Bonita episode and that one with Scott Tennerman and a certain bowl of chilli.
newhook_1

Urban Legend
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« Reply #30 on: 02-04-2004 15:57 »

Yeah but you have to cut Cartman some slck because of his upbringing. He's a basterd with a Crack Whore mom/dad (She's a hermaphadite), and all the other kids are always making fun of him for being fat.
evan

Urban Legend
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« Reply #31 on: 02-04-2004 18:03 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by Pitt Clemens:
 I could really slap you right now...I really could...
Biggest asshole ever animated, personal opinion guarantee...Now to go to the best cartoon Dad thread.

See, for some reason, I believe he already has...or at least, gone as far as he can without completely fucking up the proposed Third Impact.
M Jackson
Professor
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« Reply #32 on: 02-04-2004 19:22 »

The biggest cartoon arsehole has got to be Captian Caveman. Sorry I mean "CAPTIAN CAVEMAN" what a jerk. Closely followed by Woody Woodpeck
~FazeShift~

Moderator
DOOP Ubersecretary
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« Reply #33 on: 02-04-2004 19:50 »

Mr. Burns is a bit of a bastard!

Just look what he did to poor Lenny, opening that trapdoor on him!!

"Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!"
Rage Dump

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #34 on: 02-04-2004 20:48 »
« Last Edit on: 02-04-2004 20:48 »

Maybe not the biggest, but worth a mention...

Comic Book Guy : Last's night Itchy and Scratchy was without a doubt, the worst episode ever. Rest assured, I was on the internet within minutes registering my disgust throughout the world.
Bart : Hey, I know it wasn't great, but what right do you have to complain?
Comic Book Guy : As a loyal viewer I feel they owe me.
Bart : What? They've given you thousands of hours of entertainment for free! What could they possibly owe you?
Comic Book Guy : Worst episode ever."
Mr.MastodonFarm

Urban Legend
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« Reply #35 on: 02-04-2004 21:47 »
« Last Edit on: 02-04-2004 21:47 »

Definitely Shake... he said toothpaste is for gays, sold Meatwad to the circus, locked Meatwad in the dryer for 3 days, "cut" Carl's grass with matches, he ate Ol' Drippy... it goes on.

...does anyone else have the ATHF dvd's?
David A

Urban Legend
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« Reply #36 on: 02-04-2004 22:54 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by Col. Klink:
As is my understanding everyone was getting more and more "unstable" and the series progressed. Since god had forsaken humanity.

Wasn't it the other way around?  Well, I guess that's a matter of interpretation.

 
Quote
Originally posted by evan:
See, for some reason, I believe he already has...or at least, gone as far as he can without completely fucking up the proposed Third Impact.

What, like banging Ritsuko isn't enough for him?  Well, he'd just better keep his hands off of Asuka.  If he touches her...

*Shakes fist.*   mad

Speak softly. Drive a Sherman tank.
Col. Klink

Professor
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« Reply #37 on: 02-05-2004 00:36 »

Asuka was such a little bitch.

Now Theres a cartoon jerk.
Just Chris

Urban Legend
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« Reply #38 on: 02-05-2004 22:08 »

I hate Peggy Hill, she's such an arrogant, stuck-up person. Not only does she think she speaks good Spanish, but also thinks she can outdo a Mexican girl in it. Even when she got in trouble with the law, she thinks her way of speaking did her no wrong.
can´t_read

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #39 on: 02-06-2004 08:08 »

Peggy wins for me, but does Dale really deserve to even be on the poll? He's a jerk some times, but generally good natured.
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