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mcl6525

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« Reply #360 on: 08-19-2005 16:57 »
« Last Edit on: 08-19-2005 16:57 »

 
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Originally posted by BrainSluggo:
Number Three: Who among you has witnessed the awesome power of King Kong Lives? Linda Hamilton stars in this little-known 1987 sequel to the 1976 Kong. Kong has survived his fall from the World Trade Center--ugh, that scene's even more painful now--and with an artificial heart in his chest (!), he's running around the backwoods with his giant-ape girlfriend (!!), eatin' gators and rednecks, and...well, once you have this basic, ludicrous plot set up, you can write the rest of the script yourself. Kong and Lady Kong's "courtship" is vomit-inducing, and played as straight as it can be.

that sounds so bad i wannna see it.


WOO TOTPD!!!!!!

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Zogonif

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« Reply #361 on: 08-19-2005 23:30 »

 
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Originally posted by Dan1248:
I've never seen a Tomb Raider movie, but they look really cruddy. I'll never watch one...

One way out of it just stick to the games
totalnerd undercanada

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« Reply #362 on: 12-21-2005 18:58 »

Continuing the Star Trek Wars from here, I believe that the worst Star Trek film will be the next one. It stands to reason that the Next Generation has been used up as far as plotlines go, which means that the next series to leap to the big screen will be DS9. Any film that tries to pick up where Patrick Stewart left off is going to suck, no matter how good it is.

I just think that he's got the best "Captain Voice" since Shatner. Infinite gravitas and poise, like pebbles being churned by the sea.
Nixorbo

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« Reply #363 on: 12-21-2005 19:42 »

... Did you just diss DS9?

::Hands Teral a beat-down stick::
totalnerd undercanada

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« Reply #364 on: 12-21-2005 19:55 »

Pfft. What's he going to do, beat me with it or something?
Ralph Snart

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« Reply #365 on: 12-21-2005 20:34 »
« Last Edit on: 12-22-2005 00:00 »

Paramount has stated that there are no new Trek films or series in the near future.  It is time for the francise to cool off.  The last two series, Voyager and Enterprise both sucked.  Paramount tried to build a network off these two shows and failed (is UPN even still on the air?). 

DS9 ended in such a way as that it would be difficult to make a movie - Sisko killed in action, O'Brien back on Earth, Worf an Ambassator, etc.  Enterprise and Voyager didn't have enough fan support to warrent a movie, TNG's last movie stunk so bad until seagulls wouldn't come near it.  Two of the TOS main stars are dead and the rest are in their late 60's - early 70's.  Plus it would take a boatload of money to get William 'Denny Crane' Shatner's services.

No, a whole new Star Trek francise would have to be started, and I just don't think that the people are ready for that yet.  Maybe in another ten years, but not now.

Okay you cunts, let's see what you can do now.
Gocad

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« Reply #366 on: 12-21-2005 23:27 »

 
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Originally posted by Nixorbo in some other, already doomed thread:
And I thought Insurrection was worse than Nemesis. But how can you beat "Why does God need a starship?"

You can't, and that's why I consinder Nemesis to be even worse, since ST V is at least funny (in an unintended way), but Nemesis isn't. It's just a huge mess and it also showed that the Star Trek franchise has indeed reached (if not exceeded) its natural lifespan. 

DS9 was a good series, but it would never work as a movie.
Blackadder11

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« Reply #367 on: 12-29-2005 04:02 »

The Rocky Horror Picture Show.
Wooter

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« Reply #368 on: 12-29-2005 11:00 »

Somebody kill him. This atrocity cannot stand!
Blackadder11

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« Reply #369 on: 12-29-2005 14:21 »

What's redeeming about it? The bisexuality? The infidelity? The shitty songs? It's just offensive and boring.
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« Reply #370 on: 12-29-2005 15:45 »

Yeah, I don't need to see Tim Curry in suspenders. Ever.

Although Time Warp is an awesomely cheesy song.
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« Reply #371 on: 06-18-2007 15:18 »

*Do the Bump-man*

Now that it's been two years since the last update of this thread, there's been a lot of films released. Good time for a bumping.

My previous statement for worst film was "You Got Served". That has been officially passed by two films, both of which are, oddly, movie-musicals: "High School Musical" and "Rent". Just... wow. I can't stand either of these.
Nicky boy

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« Reply #372 on: 06-18-2007 15:34 »

i agree with you when you said the high school musical! its pretty bad.
bored idiot

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« Reply #373 on: 06-18-2007 16:25 »

behind enemy lines

ANY movie made by michael bay besides the rock. pearl harbor, armagedon, are all pieces of shit. the only way either movie would be salvaged if the planes carrying the main characters at the end of both of them crash and kill all survivors.

avp
predator 2
both hostels
catwoman
spiderman 3
the hulk
xmen 2
that one batman with arnold schwarzennegar (definitely spelled that wrong)
premonition
300 (DURRR WE FIGHT FOR FREEDOM EVEN THOUGH WE KILL BABIES FOR LOOKING WEIRD AND ARE STUPID ASSHOLES!! god what stupid shit, at least all the spartans died in the end)

i hate a lot of movies. i wonder what this says about me.
MrBlonde

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« Reply #374 on: 06-18-2007 16:50 »

Bored Idiot: I think me, you, BirthdayClown and Nurdy are the only ones that hated 300.

Every Uwe Boll film in it's own right is the worst movie of all time. Along with the MST3K classics: Manos: The Hands Of Fate andd Hobgoblins

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« Reply #375 on: 06-18-2007 17:50 »

Oh hell yeah. I hate 300, with a passion. I've read Gmod comics on PHW in the beginner section with better writing.

I also finally discovered that Jabootu moved site. I kept checking the old one for ages, hoping for a new review. I forgave them shorty for the disection of the shit fest that is Rocky IV.
mookie427

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« Reply #376 on: 06-18-2007 18:09 »

High School Musical, the insanley over-hyped, shit movie forced upon us from every concievable angle, whether it be the movie itself being advertised in relentlessly repetitive campaigns non stop 24 hours a day every day, the merchandise which goes with it, mugs, cups, fucking spoons for crying out loud. The sing-along CD's (christ who needs them!) and the retarded follow-up which is sure to follow  up yours fuck you, disney
JoshTheater

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« Reply #377 on: 06-18-2007 21:09 »

I may perhaps have been the only one who has ever seen it on this board, but I really used to like the show Yu-Gi-Oh (go ahead, laugh, I was a kid/preteen, and the writing wasn't actually THAT bad most of the time for that type of show...at least it wasn't Pokemon!), so I did, even though I felt a bit old for it, go to see the Yu-Gi-Oh Movie when it came out.
My god have I ever been more repulsed by a movie? ABSOLUTELY TERRIBLE.
Gocad

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« Reply #378 on: 06-18-2007 22:57 »

Saving Private Ryan. It's way overrated. Seriously.

bored idiot

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« Reply #379 on: 06-18-2007 23:40 »

 
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Originally posted by MrBlonde:
Bored Idiot: I think me, you, BirthdayClown and Nurdy are the only ones that hated 300.

Every Uwe Boll film in it's own right is the worst movie of all time. Along with the MST3K classics: Manos: The Hands Of Fate andd Hobgoblins

this basically sums up how i feel about 300: http://www.the-editing-room.com/300.html
britchenhauer

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« Reply #380 on: 07-04-2007 01:44 »
« Last Edit on: 07-04-2007 01:44 »

High school musical! I couldn't stand it!  And i'm a 13 year old girl!
HookerBot 5000

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« Reply #381 on: 07-04-2007 15:06 »

I agree, and I havent even seen it.

Mr and Mrs Smith, that was crap. I'm sure I've seen worse though.
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« Reply #382 on: 07-04-2007 15:56 »

Spider-man 3, boooooooooooo, put on the trailers again!
BirthdayClown

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« Reply #383 on: 07-04-2007 17:17 »

Spider-man 300.
LOL! See what I did there? I combined two movie titles!!
HookerBot 5000

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« Reply #384 on: 07-05-2007 07:00 »

Magic  wink
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #385 on: 07-05-2007 12:06 »

This one may be a little old for some of you.  My vote for worst film of all time is "Plan 9 From Outer Space"

Film-maker Ed Wood made this film in 12 days for, like, $75 & a six pack of beer to each of the "stars".  Bela Lugosi, who was the lone "name" actor, and was reprising a Dracula like vampire character in the film (which he swore, on his grave, he would never do again), died 1/2 through filming.  They replaced him with someone on the set's Chiropractor, who went around covering his face with his cape for the rest of the film, so no one could tell it wasn't Lugosi. The plot makes no sense, the acting WAY over the top & terrible, the sets & effects were pathetic, the dialog absolutely laughable.

This movie is so horrifically bad, and is such an example of how NOT to make a film, that it's gained cult status and is shown in artsy movie houses for their featured attraction midnight Friday movie.
MrBlonde

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« Reply #386 on: 07-05-2007 12:15 »

Plan 9 From Outer Space is probably the worst movie of all time but it's not the most hated. The most hated are Alien Vs. Pretador, The League Of Extraordinary, Battlefield Earth and let's not forget the greatest let down ever: Phat Girlz.
~FazeShift~

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« Reply #387 on: 07-05-2007 12:23 »

Gigli?
Organazation14

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« Reply #388 on: 07-05-2007 13:06 »

bridge to terabithia, it sucked!  i had to watch it with my school
MrBlonde

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« Reply #389 on: 07-05-2007 13:12 »

Actually I didn't find it that bad, I mean it can't have deep thought provoking moments because it's a Disney movie but it satayed true to the novel.
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #390 on: 07-05-2007 14:11 »

Didn't see those.  At least they had money in their budgets to spend.  If it really comes down to it, I'd have to say anything that comes from the catagory "Giant Insect 1950's Fear Films" could be the worst ever; I think the actors in those films had to pony up money themselves to get them made...
KurtPikachu2001

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« Reply #391 on: 07-05-2007 19:08 »

My list of worst movies are:

Joe Dirt
The Butterfly Effect
Any Lifetime movie about a victimized woman
Down and Out in Beverly Hills
Big Daddy
Say It Isn't So
Tank Girl
The Goldwyn Follies
Alan Quatermain and the Lost City of Gold
As Good As It Gets
Big Bully
The Devil's Advocate
Brokedown Palace
MrBlonde

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« Reply #392 on: 07-05-2007 22:05 »

How the fuck can you not like The Devil's Advocate. That was a pretty good flick. Sure it has Keanu Reeves but so did The Matrix.
Wooter

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« Reply #393 on: 07-06-2007 01:59 »

 
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Originally posted by KurtPikachu2001:
My list of worst movies are:

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Tank Girl
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Haw dare you, sir! *gloveslap*
Organazation14

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« Reply #394 on: 07-06-2007 02:08 »

Shrek 3 was kinda bad
Spacedal11

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« Reply #395 on: 07-06-2007 13:11 »

 
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Originally posted by britchenhauer:
High school musical! I couldn't stand it!  And i'm a 13 year old girl!

Oh yeah well I'm a 14 year old girl and I critize you for even watching it. *Glove slap duex*.
MrBlonde

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« Reply #396 on: 07-06-2007 13:30 »

They're releasing two sequels to High School Musical, the third one is being released theatrically. Fucking High School kids and their basketball based musicals.
Nicky boy

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« Reply #397 on: 07-06-2007 13:32 »

lol, spider-man 3! a big let down.
HookerBot 5000

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« Reply #398 on: 07-06-2007 16:15 »

 
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Originally posted by MrBlonde:
They're releasing two sequels to High School Musical, the third one is being released theatrically. Fucking High School kids and their basketball based musicals.


I think I would rather eat one of my own eyeballs than watch any of those movies.
  puke  haha.
KurtPikachu2001

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« Reply #399 on: 07-06-2007 18:49 »

"Once Upon a Time In America" is on my list, too.  Stupid Godfather rip-off! 
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