Star Wars

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If Anakin was able to go to Utapau instead of Obi Wan, would he have been able to defeat General Grievous?  I can assume that Lord Sidious wanted Anakin Skywalker to go so he could turn further into the dark side.  I also consider the possibility that Sidious would expect the Jedi Council to send someone else so Anakin wiould remain safe on Coruscant, when Sidious excuted Order 66.

[Reply #121 on:]

You know what they sould make? A movie about Kyle Katarn.

[Reply #122 on:]

Q: What do you get when Han Solo beats off Jabba the Hutt

A: You get a "Han Jabba"

[Reply #123 on:]

Q: What do you call someone who bumps the Star Wars thread just to post a lame joke?

A: A dumbass.

[Reply #124 on:]

 

Originally posted by David A:
Q: What do you call someone who bumps the Star Wars thread just to post a lame joke?

A: A dumbass.

The force is strong with this one.

[Reply #125 on:]

 

Originally posted by tyraniak:
Q: What do you get when Han Solo beats off Jabba the Hutt

A: You get a "Han Jabba"

Q: I don't get it.

[Reply #126 on:]

"Han Jabba" or "Hand Job".  At least that's what I get out of the joke.  Cool seeing you on PEEL Spacedal11, I haven't seen you on PEEL for a while.

[Reply #127 on:]

 

Originally posted by tyraniak:
Q: What do you get when Han Solo beats off Jabba the Hutt

A: You get a "Han Jabba"

Saddam says

[Reply #128 on:]

 

Originally posted by fryfanSpyOrama:
"Han Jabba" or "Hand Job".  At least that's what I get out of the joke.  Cool seeing you on PEEL Spacedal11, I haven't seen you on PEEL for a while.

It's not a matter of me not being here. It's a matter of me just lurking not really having any importance to add to topic conversations.  And you need to get an email address. Or AIM. Stay connected.

Anyway back on topic Wooter mentioned something about a Kyle Katarn movie and you were going on about something about Anakin that flies right over my head.

[Reply #129 on:]

(snigger snigger) - she said 'head'

[Reply #130 on:]

 

Originally posted by David A:
Q: What do you call someone who bumps the Star Wars thread just to post a lame joke?

A: A dumbass.

David A, nobody told me you were funny. When did this happen? This is funniest post of the month. Seriously, I laughed out loud.

[Reply #131 on:]

Heheh, I was rummaging through my own business in my room yesterday and I found a Darth Vader birthday card from my parents.

He's cutting a birthday cake with his saber in it.
Awesome.
Who wants to see pics? 

[Reply #132 on:]

Come on, a Klye Katarn movie, or even an epic mini-series. How awesome would that be?

If you said "very awesome" you are correct.

[Reply #133 on:]

Wow, praise from Caesar.  Thanks, Jeff.

I'm pretty sure I've always been funny; perhaps not consistently so, but I do have my moments.

Oh, and I'd love to see pics of your birthday card, Faze.

[Reply #134 on:]

You got it.




Heheh.

[Reply #135 on:]

Clicky.

[Reply #136 on:]

Hey, FazeShift, that birthday card is cool! Do you have the pics in a higher resolution?

[Reply #137 on:]

That's really cool, Faze.

Tell your parents that some guy from the internet says they have great taste in birthday cards.

[Reply #138 on:]

make that 2 guys

i want this car


you want more ?? http://www.roadsquadron.com/Cars/Hwing/

[Reply #139 on:]

20-minute Star Wars Saga in the works

[Reply #140 on:]

 

Originally posted by roarbot1x:
make that 2 guys

i want this car


you want more ?? http://www.roadsquadron.com/Cars/Hwing/

Damm That Car Is Hottt

[Reply #141 on:]

 

Originally posted by Nixorbo:
20-minute Star Wars Saga in the works

*Bashes head against the wall repeatedly*

[Reply #142 on:]

What?  Are you kidding?  Those Abrdiged Shakespeare Company guys are awesome.  I saw their Complete Works of William Shakespeare (Abridged) in London, and it was incredibly funny for a Brit Lit nerd.  Presumably, their new show will be just as good for Star Wars nerds.

And it'll still be less lame than Episode I.

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That had better be overjoyed head-wall-bashing, because like Nor said, the 20-minute Shakespeare was great.

Yeh shat in mah stew!

[Reply #144 on:]

I'm in a dilemma.  I plan to buy the individual DVDs of the unaltered/2004 versions of the old Star Wars Trilogy, but that would mean I'd have to get rid of my 2004 boxset of the old Star Wars, but I'll have to give up the Bonus Material DVDs with Empire Of Dreams Documentary.  I doubt someone will want to buy an incomplete box set or maybe they will.  Does anyone know if Empire of Dreams and Bonus Materials on in 2004 box set and will be included in the release this Sept 12?

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Why would you have to get rid of the old one? Moneys? Space? A proper completist (or fan on any scale) wouldn't give up on either.

[edit]Also, I notice with some amount of wonderment that these DVDs have Episode IV, V and VI printed on their respective covers... Shouldn't it be I, II and III? Or is that just on DVD 2 of each movie?[/edit]

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Legacy of the Force people?

Anyone?

Also recommend the Legacy comics... potentially awful idea, but so far, working out okay...

[Reply #147 on:]

Isn't that after the NJO?

Faze: Best. Card. EVER.

Also, the Ewok Holocaust theory, are you all in favour or against the fact the little fuzzballs are dead because of a nuclear winter?

For.

[Reply #148 on:]

I just wanted to show you this Formula one car from the promotion of Revenge of the Sith.

[Reply #149 on:]

I can't see it!

[Reply #150 on:]

 

Originally posted by Nurdbot:
Isn't that after the NJO?

Faze: Best. Card. EVER.

Also, the Ewok Holocaust theory, are you all in favour or against the fact the little fuzzballs are dead because of a nuclear winter?

For.

For, but not for any vindictive reason, just because it's logical. Some might have survived, but not many.

[Reply #151 on:]

I picked up Shadows of the Empire on Saturday. I haven't started reading it, but I can't wait to.

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Wooter: It does make a lot of sense. Where else is 920 km of disintergrated Battlestation go?

Man, The New Republic is really crappy at it's own job sometimes. Still, it is those damn Wookiee hating little bastards own fault.

Goddamit, I am conflicted. I can't decide who is more awesome out of Lando, Jolee Bindo and Mace Windu. They are like a triad of freaking awesome.

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Lando. He has a CAPE.

[Reply #154 on:]

True. That cape is freaking awesome.

Maybe we can merge the ass kicking powers of Mace, Lando's style and Jolee Bindo's attitude together?

Landwindobindo? 

Also, Are there any NJO comics out there?

weiner: I have the Shadows Of The Empire Graphic Novel, had it for years. It rocks.

[Reply #155 on:]

It's a space-faring galactic culture that has a 10,000+-year technological head-start on us not to mention advances made from combining the technologies of different advanced cultures: obviously the falling Death Star 2 chunks disintigrated upon reentry into a fine mist that eliminated pollution and eminated a fresh pine scent.

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Shush Nix, Lucas could actually consider such a concept!

Speaking Lucas, I own the DVD's of his remastered editions. One thing I find insane at the end of the ROTJ is the gigantic ass parties at the end. Especially on Naboo and freaking Coruscant.

I mean, the hell? I'm sure The Empire had Imperial freaking Personal all over the place in the latter planet. Were all the Stormtroopers trying to fish Fett out of the Sarlacc or something?

And WHY was Mos Eisley having a party? did Obi-Wan mix them up with another hive of Scum and Villainy, one that doesn't have an assload of fireworks and party hats hidden all over the place?

Also, how the hell did the news get around so fast about Palpatines death? Most of the media is controlled by the Empire!

*Brain explodes messily*

I handle it by imagining AT-AT's rampaging the streets seconds later, crushing all the partying morons. Especially those goddamn Gungans on Naboo.

[Reply #157 on:]

I'm still confused that Endor was a moon but it wasn't orbiting a planet.
"...The forest moon of Endor..."
"Dude, Endor's a planet..."
"What?"
"Endor, it's a planet, not moon, if it was a moon it would be in orbit of a planet, and there's nothing there, look!"
"..."
"Fishface."

[Reply #158 on:]

 

Endor itself is not the moon, but instead the planet which the moon orbits (or orbited). The planet Endor is never explicitly shown in the film, which the novelization explains by asserting that it was destroyed some time earlier and that the moon now orbits its star in a planetary orbit of its own. It should be noted that in three scenes in the film, a pinkish planet can be seen briefly in the background, in the vicinity of the forest moon, though the two bodies are never seen at the same time. This, coupled with the fact that a moon separated from its planet is defined in astronomy as a planet in its own right, has caused some fans to speculate that this pinkish planet is in fact Endor.

~wiki

[Reply #159 on:]

 

Originally posted by Tastes Like Fry:
I can't see it!

Give the captain a chance
Jeeze!