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Godfella
Crustacean
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Bender"Well if they aren't real then howcome when I was a kid I had a whole sticker book full of them?! Answer that with your precious logic!"
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Smarty
Professor
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Not my most fav, but I'm tired and goin' to bed.
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Smarty
Professor
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You, sir, have defaced a natural treasure! I insist you restore my buttocks to their former glory. -- Bender
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NastyInThePasty
Professor
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(From the Game) Bender : Hehe, That Guy won't be going home to his kids.
"This crystal has the power to heal... my empty WALLET!"
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Frisco17
DOOP Secretary
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Bender: Bye bye, big blue ball of idiots.
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Frisco17
DOOP Secretary
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I love the random "especially Leela" part of that.
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Rolandk73
Crustacean
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Stupid anti-pimping laws Girls :we love you Shut up, baby, I know
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Frisco17
DOOP Secretary
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Everything he says in Spanish Fry is pure gold.
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crimsonbanana
Crustacean
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"That's using your ass!"
My friends have probably grown tired of hearing me repeat that phrase, or its variant: "Now you're using your ass!" I still find them very funny. (Wish I remembered in which episode Bender says it.}
I think it was 'War is the H word' at the very end
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Turanga Joe
Crustacean
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These are all really funny. I don't have a favourite one, but I like "Hey sexy momma... wanna kill all humans?" And the robosexuals thing.
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TitaniusAnglesmith
Crustacean
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(Puts on crown) We are not amused (Takes off crown)
I think that one is from Less than Hero?
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NastyInThePasty
Professor
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Jimmy crack corn, and I don't care...
Fry crack corn, I still don't care...
Leela crack corn, and Bender is greeeeeeeeeeeeeat......
Take that you stupid corn!
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Bendersfan1221
Space Pope
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There are so many it's hard to chose. I agree with Frisco about his lines in Spanish Fry. Here are some other favorites:
"Compare your lives to mine and then kill yourselves!"
I love this whole scene:
"Bender: Hey, Fry, I made you a candle with-- What the--? Oh, now I see! Now I get it. Now the pieces are falling into place: The office, the promotion, that dwarf in my book club who steals my opinions. It's all coming together now!
Bender: I must say, this opens my eyes. Another case closed, my dear Watson.
Fry: Morgan, come back! He's stuck in a loop.
Bender: For I was blind but now I see!
Bender: The cat's out of the bag now!
Morgan: Mr. Bender, about last night: That was just a ... a misunderstanding.
Bender: Oh, you didn't understand? Well let me explain. You ...... were having sex with you.
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Scruffy@Jail
Crustacean
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"What about me? Bender". Sentences when he says his name after a question is nice ^^
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Frisco17
DOOP Secretary
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Bender: "I'm Bender, let's do it."
Best.....pick up line.....ever.
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Svip
Administrator
DOOP Secretary
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Jimmy crack corn, and I don't care...
Fry crack corn, I still don't care...
Leela crack corn, and Bender is greeeeeeeeeeeeeat......
Take that you stupid corn!
Eeeh... The text is: Fry cracked corn and I don't care Leela cracked corn and I still don't care Bender cracked corn and he is greatTake that, you stupid corn!
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voilet_star
Crustacean
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'There we were in the park when suddenly some old lady says I stole her purse. I chucked the professor at her but she kept coming so i had to hit her with this purse i found'
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Tedward
Professor
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"Curse you, merciful Poseidon!"
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Frisco17
DOOP Secretary
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Bender: "I don't tell you how to tell me what to do, so don't tell me how to do what you tell me to do."
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Castel
Crustacean
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"he's whipping angels now"
And this one :
Amy: "If you have even the slightest respect for the dignity of women
Bender: "Pfft"
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Gorky
DOOP Secretary
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From "The Honking"...
Vladimir's Ghost: Come, Bender. You'll like being dead.
Bender: That's what they said about being alive!
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Bender Rodriguez
Poppler
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"It's like I always say, make new friends, but keep the old, one is silver........ AND ONE IS GOLD!!!!" (hugs and cry)
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