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peegnome87

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« on: 06-20-2008 16:14 »

interested! what's you're fave line that came from bender?

mine would be at the beggining of "a flight to remember" how fry leela and bender said they will never go to a planet called cannibilon again then bender adds in "food was good though" XD
NastyInThePasty

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« Reply #1 on: 06-20-2008 21:26 »

"Oh yeah? Well, I'm gonna create my own theme park! With blackjack! And hookers! In fact, forget the park!"
Xanfor

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« Reply #2 on: 06-20-2008 21:33 »

From BWABB:

Frisco17

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« Reply #3 on: 06-20-2008 21:59 »

Bender: "Yeah, life is hilariously cruel."

My philosphy on life right there.
aknightofni

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« Reply #4 on: 06-20-2008 22:44 »

"I love stealing, I love taking things!"
Castel

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« Reply #5 on: 07-02-2008 08:12 »
« Last Edit on: 07-02-2008 08:12 »

Not maybe the funniest one, but i just love it anyway :

"y'know, sometimes i wish your real parents were still alive... not often though"
ALequalsGREAT

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« Reply #6 on: 07-02-2008 08:47 »

At Fry's "funeral":
"All those times I said 'kill all humans' I'd always whisper 'except one'. Fry was that one..."

So many others I can't think of right now  :laff:
Frisco17

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« Reply #7 on: 07-04-2008 07:21 »

Two words.

NastyInThePasty

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« Reply #8 on: 07-04-2008 10:00 »

"No backsies!"
Frisco17

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« Reply #9 on: 07-04-2008 11:57 »

Bender: "What happened, somebody die?"

Leela: "Kif's dead Bender."

Bender: "Nailed it!"
Kryten

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« Reply #10 on: 07-04-2008 13:32 »

"Your best is an IDIOT!"

I use that one as much as I can.
Frisco17

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« Reply #11 on: 07-04-2008 14:17 »

Bender: "LOUDER AND SADDER!"
LJS30

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« Reply #12 on: 07-05-2008 21:59 »

I love the very first episode when he met Frye and didn't want them to be confused as "robosexuals".  That was pure comedy.
ALequalsGREAT

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« Reply #13 on: 07-07-2008 10:25 »

"Leela save me!...and yourself I guess..[pause]..and my banjo!..[pause]..[pause]..and Fry!"
NastyInThePasty

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« Reply #14 on: 07-07-2008 10:42 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by ALequalsGREAT:
"Leela save me!...and yourself I guess..[pause]..and my banjo!..[pause]..[pause]..and Fry!"

That'a actually my quote signature on another message board I frequent.  :cool:
ALequalsGREAT

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« Reply #15 on: 07-07-2008 11:08 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by NastyInThePasty:
 That'a actually my quote signature on another message board I frequent.   :cool:

Awesome! I laugh every time I think of it, especially the pleading look/gesture from Fry during the long pause  :laff:

I can't believe nobody has said it so I just have to:
Coilette: "Men love it when you really glawb it on!"
Kifz

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« Reply #16 on: 07-29-2008 18:34 »

"That's using your ass!"

My friends have probably grown tired of hearing me repeat that phrase, or its variant: "Now you're using your ass!" I still find them very funny.
(Wish I remembered in which episode Bender says it.}
The Mullet

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« Reply #17 on: 07-29-2008 20:43 »

Ummmmm Hello, "Bite my shiny metal ass!" anyone???
Kifz

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« Reply #18 on: 07-31-2008 14:34 »

"Fate is cruel and unyielding, and what must be, must be."

When it comes to humans killing each other (to win the fair Edna's hand..er..and other body parts) Bender is surprisingly philosophical about it... did I say surprisingly? Wait, there was some personal profit involved.
Frisco17

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« Reply #19 on: 07-31-2008 20:36 »

Professor: "I dare say Fry may have discovered the smelliest object in the known universe."

Bender: "Ooh! Ooh! Name it after me!"

Igner

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« Reply #20 on: 07-31-2008 23:40 »

When Hermes was about to jump, Bender yells up to him:  "Do a flip!"  LOL!
ALequalsGREAT

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« Reply #21 on: 08-01-2008 07:32 »

Bender:These balls are makin' me testy!...
Farnsworth150

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« Reply #22 on: 08-02-2008 07:43 »

"My name is Bender Bending Rodriguez"

I cant help but laugh cause Rodriguez is so unexpecting.
judgmentaljoker

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« Reply #23 on: 08-02-2008 11:53 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by Kifz:
"That's using your ass!"

My friends have probably grown tired of hearing me repeat that phrase, or its variant: "Now you're using your ass!" I still find them very funny.
(Wish I remembered in which episode Bender says it.}

it's from 'War is the H-word' at the end when they change the word that sets off the bomb.
x.Bianca.x

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« Reply #24 on: 08-10-2008 02:13 »
« Last Edit on: 08-10-2008 02:13 »

No, YOU shut up!

Also that one NastyInThePasty said, me and my friends use that alot, except we say, with blackjack and male strippers, lol
Serendipity

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« Reply #25 on: 08-14-2008 23:25 »

"Bite my shiny metal... OH NOOOOOOO!"

"The name's Bender"

x.Bianca.x

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« Reply #26 on: 08-15-2008 02:02 »

Were all jerks, you, me, this jerk (points behind to tome jerk)

and welcome serendipity!  :)
tyraniak

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« Reply #27 on: 08-17-2008 11:10 »

"Bodies are for hookers and fat people"
Frisco17

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« Reply #28 on: 08-17-2008 19:57 »

"Compare you lives to mine and then kill yourselves."
NastyInThePasty

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« Reply #29 on: 08-17-2008 20:01 »

"Yeah, emotions are stupid and should be hated..."
Godfella

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« Reply #30 on: 08-21-2008 20:29 »

-"hey, I don't tell you how to tell me what to do, so don't tell me how to do what you tell me to do! Bender knows when to use finesse..."
The Mullet

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« Reply #31 on: 08-22-2008 14:57 »

It looks like your neck stepped in something, wait thats just your body
Frisco17

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« Reply #32 on: 08-22-2008 19:44 »

Bender: "Compassion? Shrimptoast? Antiquing?" (BOOM!)
Godfella

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« Reply #33 on: 08-24-2008 22:55 »

3... 2... 1... BOOM! Ahahahaha
transgender nerd under canada

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« Reply #34 on: 08-25-2008 00:10 »

"But if we don't perform, then in what sense do we have an act?"

Anything Bender says when he's sad is golden.
Godfella

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« Reply #35 on: 08-25-2008 03:14 »

Bender Here's your Guttenberg Bible, masters, plus the Colonel's secret recipe: "Chicken, grease, salt."
Frisco17

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« Reply #36 on: 08-25-2008 20:38 »

I can't believe I forgot this one.

Bender: "This is great! My buddy's alive and his credit cards are valid again. Let's go get hammered!"
ALequalsGREAT

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« Reply #37 on: 08-25-2008 22:23 »

"Behold! I have emerged from the place of spells and fairies!"
(preceded by "Those are waves, jackass! It's supposed to be a river!")
espon

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« Reply #38 on: 08-26-2008 00:59 »

Today I've personalized all your meals. For example: Amy you're cute, so I baked you a pony.
Godfella

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« Reply #39 on: 08-26-2008 02:06 »

Bender"I don't remember fighting Godzilla, but that is probably what I would have done..."
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