favorite line from bender

[Reply #80 on:]

Yeah, there's that whole "opposite ends of the earth" thing...

TOTP "dance as though your life depended on it".

[Reply #81 on:]

"I'm Bender, baby! Please insert liquor!"

[Reply #82 on:]

(Bender) "Permission to come aboard wiggles?"

(Fry) "Granted, we can't take off without our captain"

(Leela clears throat)

(Bender) "Oh, and bring my toboggan"


From The Birdbot of Ice-Catraz

[Reply #83 on:]

Bender: Leela save me… and yourself, I guess… and my banjo.
Bender: And Fry.

[Reply #84 on:]

Leela:HEY He stole my ring
Bender:Sorry.
Gives ring back to Leela.
That solves the mystery of the missing ring.....This calls for a drink.

[Reply #85 on:]

(Fanny) Listen, this turquoise encrusted bra is worth $50 000, let's sell it and run off before the Donbot gets wise!

(Bender) Ahh, no. It'll take alot more money than that to make a girl like you happy.

(Fanny) No it won't!

(Bender) Yeah it will. Shutup!

[Reply #86 on:]

Bender: Lick my frozen metal ass!

[Reply #87 on:]

these balls are making me testy

[Reply #88 on:]

Robot Devil:(Jumping out of the fridge) Ah Bender, this is a surprise...for you finding me in the refrigerator.
Bender: True, but at least I don't have the hiccups anymore. What up?

[Reply #89 on:]

And of course
Big Bender: I'm a big robot and I want a big cereal!

[Reply #90 on:]

There are so many. Just off the top of my head...

"No, I can't sing. Court's orders."

[Reply #91 on:]

It's not really a quote, but in episode 1ACV04, love's labours lost in space I love bender's reaction to this:
Bender: Why do we need to bring back two of each kind?
(leela whispers the answer)
Bender: oh, hee hee hee heee

[Reply #92 on:]

"So long meatbags!"

[Reply #93 on:]

-"hey, I don't tell you how to tell me what to do, so don't tell me how to do what you tell me to do!

haha! I used to use that on my ex all the time...

[Reply #94 on:]

Bender: I finally meet a nice girl with a pair of legs that don't quit unexpectedly and that jerk Flexo steals her away? It's time to kick some shiny, metal ass.  You degenerate hussy! I'm disappointed in you too, Angleyne.

[Reply #95 on:]

After watching a bunch of the episodes, my favorite is still from The Honking:

Bender: I can't keep running people over. I'm not famous enough to get away with it.

What a great line.  I'm sure the Los Angeles Futurama fans had a really good laugh over that one...

[Reply #96 on:]

"I can't see what's happening, are we boned?"

I just liked how he said "I can't see what's happening"

[Reply #97 on:]

Have you ever tried simply turning off the tv, sitting down with your children, and hitting them?

[Reply #98 on:]

mine is frim kif gets knocked up a knoch and the sting "im back baby"

[Reply #99 on:]

well i have to say .." bite  my shiney metal  ass "

[Reply #100 on:]

well i have to say .." Bite my shiney ass "

I fixed it for you.

[Reply #101 on:]

Well, I have to say: "Bite my shiny metal ass"

I fixed it more for you.

[Reply #102 on:]

Bender-1: Bite my glorious golden ass!

[Reply #103 on:]

thanx for the fix  ...jezzem and go-a-green-a....i probally was a lil drunk 

[Reply #104 on:]

 Oh, wait, you're serious. Let me laugh even harder.

[Reply #105 on:]

my faves are in A Clone of my own:

Cubert: Robots are very good at keeping secrets
Bender: No we're not, you little bed-wetter!

and

Bender: Well, life goes on. Except for you! Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

[Reply #106 on:]

  OK! I'm done re-kafoobling the energy motron … or whatever.

[Reply #107 on:]

"What about me? Bender". Sentences when he says his name after a question is nice ^^

yeah! and in BBS when he tell the other the little story what he did with the dooms-day device he says it all the time :P


another great one: im so embarrased right now, i wish everyone else was dead

[Reply #108 on:]

  OK! I'm done re-kafoobling the energy motron … or whatever.

i like more the way he says whatever when he goes all in instead of folding a bad hand in that poker turnament in TWGY

[Reply #109 on:]

OK! I'm done re-kafoobling the energy motron … or whatever.

That's a great line from "Where No Fan Has Gone Before".  I love how that image of him in the ship's maintenance alleyway is a homage to the classic image of Scotty doing the exact same thing in TOS.

[Reply #110 on:]

   I love how that image of him in the ship's maintenance alleyway is a homage to the classic image of Scotty doing the exact same thing in TOS.

You mean the Jefferies tube?

[Reply #111 on:]

Si; gracias, Senor.  Don't remember if they called it that in TOS, but that's what it is.

[Reply #112 on:]

I don't imagine they did, either. There's an earnestness about TOS (or perhaps TV in general from that time period) that seemed to preclude in-jokes from making it on screen.

[Reply #113 on:]

They didn't.
Self-referential fourth-wall-breaking humor hadn't been invented in the 60s.

[Reply #114 on:]

One of my favorites is:

"Now, you say you're going to see the Professor, 'cus I could use a heart, a human heart (whispering) I need to pump a lot of blood out of my basement"

God only knows what he did in that basement haha.

[Reply #115 on:]

After he opens a bottle of wine underwater with predictable consequences.


Argh. The laws of science be a harsh mistress.

[Reply #116 on:]

   One of my favorites is:

   "Now, you say you're going to see the Professor, 'cus I could use a heart, a human heart (whispering) I need to pump a lot of blood out of my basement"

   God only knows what he did in that basement haha.

In what way would a (human) heart be better than a standard mechanical pump when there's a basement full of blood to be cleared?

[Reply #117 on:]

"Bodies are for hookers and fat people"

That came to mind right away.  Also.....

"You can't count on God for jack!  He pretty much told me himself."

and........

"I'm so embarassed, I wish everyone else was dead."

[Reply #118 on:]

Goodbye Moderation!

[Reply #119 on:]

"Great is ok, but amazing would be great"
~Bender