Futurama   Planet Express Employee Lounge
The Futurama Message Board

Design and Support by Can't get enough Futurama
Futurama chat

PEEL - The Futurama Message Board    General Futurama Forum Category    Human Resource Department    favorite line from bender « previous next »
: favorite line from bender  (Read 19774 times)
: 1 2 3 [4] Print
ImScruffyTheJanitor

Poppler
*
« #120 : 03-27-2010 01:06 »

With time, my funk level could...no...
MadFellow

Bending Unit
***
« #121 : 03-28-2010 20:19 »

Fry: I can hit a fish between the eyes from 20 yards.

Bender: Oh yeah? Well I can hit a shrimp.

Fry: A shrimp? I find it a bit hard to belive tha-  (Gets hit between the eyes by Bender)
wowbagger

Delivery Boy
**
« #122 : 04-06-2010 09:28 »

Bender: OMG, LOOK, It's Bigfoot!
Park Ranger: Where?
Bender: Eh, he's gone, he said you should keep wasting your life though.

Bender: Hey LOOK, Bigfoot, he's back!
Park Ranger: Where?
Bender: Up your face! ahhahaha! (dancing) Everybody do the Bender! Hm ah, mm ah!

Also, not a particular line, but all of his scenes with the God Galaxy (and the whole episode) are great.

Bender: Ahh.. when you're writing the bible, you might want to omit that last miracle.
Gorky

Space Pope
****
« #123 : 04-12-2010 03:51 »

From "I, Rommate" (gotta love re-watching the series one episode at a time): "I hate the people who love me and they hate me!"

(I feel that way more often than I'd like to admit.)
willsterdude3000

Starship Captain
****
« #124 : 04-13-2010 18:25 »
« : 12-11-2010 18:02 »

Fry: I can hit a fish between the eyes from 20 yards.

Bender: Oh yeah? Well I can hit a shrimp.

Fry: A shrimp? I find it a bit hard to belive tha-  (Gets hit between the eyes by Bender)
It would have been funnier if off-screen you could hear fry saying "ow, my testicles"
Destructor!
Poppler
*
« #125 : 04-20-2010 22:07 »

"Leela's right! I don't want to be a loser like her!"
snu-snu

Crustacean
*
« #126 : 04-27-2010 02:03 »

From Hell is other Robots. He says what kind of party is this no booze and only one hooker. gotta love that line
Gorky

Space Pope
****
« #127 : 07-02-2010 03:40 »

Watched "Godfellas" last night:

"You're with me now. This is the maximum level of being with me."
HipNoJoe
Bending Unit
***
« #128 : 07-12-2010 16:26 »

Instant classic from Prop. Infinity: "Let's go already!"
Ozoid

Crustacean
*
« #129 : 08-03-2010 19:33 »

Bender: Im back BABY!!
HipNoJoe
Bending Unit
***
« #130 : 08-04-2010 01:43 »

I'm sure Bender's super sarcastic snarky attitude in the middle of season 6 is off-putting to some, but I love it.  From TLPJF:

Mocking Fry with, "Nal-nigh! We can go plbblpppbblp!" with thumb pointed down.
bendingunit6

Bending Unit
***
« #131 : 09-26-2010 08:27 »

Professor: "An irreversible coma!"

Bender: "Coma, coma, coma, coma, coma chameleeeooonnnn..."
mazda07

Bending Unit
***
« #132 : 09-26-2010 11:55 »

Fry:  dang sorry we missed it

Bender: we could have another one?

Fry:  na....

Bender: HIT IT BENDER!!

Then the song : bend it !
Louiswuenator

Starship Captain
****
« #133 : 10-09-2010 19:17 »

"One day we will all look back on this and laugh."

-starts to walk out the door and looks back.

"hahahahahahahahaha"
TheFutureisWild

Crustacean
*
« #134 : 10-09-2010 21:24 »

does it count if its from bender's parallel counterpart in the Farnsworth Parabox?

"Oh this is awful.  Somewhere there's a Bender more evil than me.  I do my best dammit!"
hobbitboy

Sir Rank-a-Lot
Urban Legend
***
« #135 : 10-10-2010 10:02 »

Yes. The title of the thread doesn't specify which incarnation of Bender the line has to come from.
mazda07

Bending Unit
***
« #136 : 10-10-2010 15:32 »

''hastala vista meatbag!''
jeepdavetj

Starship Captain
****
« #137 : 10-10-2010 21:46 »

Bender: I'm not allowed to vote.

Fry: Why? Is it because your a robot?

Bender: Nope, convicted felon.

Or something like that.
Z-z-z-z-z-Zoidberg

Crustacean
*
« #138 : 10-11-2010 04:00 »
« : 10-11-2010 15:10 »

The other universe Bender in "The Farnsworth Parabox."
Golden Bender: Kiss my golden glorious ass.
Or from "Bender Should not be Allowed on TV."
Bender: And so I ask you this one question. Have you ever tried simply turning off the TV, sitting down with your children...and hitting them?
mazda07

Bending Unit
***
« #139 : 10-11-2010 05:17 »

BENDER: Bender to crew: I have reached the gateway to another universe. I feel awed and strangely humbled by the momentous solemnity of this occasion.

[turning away from the gateway]

BENDER: Hey, other universe, bite my shiny metal ass!
[gets his ass zapped by the gateway]

ahahahahaha
Bigboysdontcry

Professor
*
« #140 : 10-12-2010 06:43 »

Bender: You think your so hot!

Fry: Whaaa?

Bender: The only reason you get all the guys, is because you dress like a tramp.

Fry: They're just responding to my personality.
Gorky

Space Pope
****
« #141 : 11-17-2010 01:25 »

There are from "The Prisoner of Benda", and mostly they make me giggle because of the delivery...

Nickolai: If you're a bending unit, why is your body filled with fetid water?
Bender: If you're an emperor, why don't you shut up?

Woman in crowd: I love you, Your Majesty!
Bender: Shut up Madame Ambassador, I know it.
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
****
« #142 : 11-17-2010 04:48 »

Those are great ones.  My two favorites are:

1)  "I can't keep running people over. I'm not famous enough to get away with it".

and

2)  "Nothing.  Shut up.  Your momma.  Take your pick".
TheFuturamaChannel

Crustacean
*
« #143 : 11-30-2010 03:01 »

Floozybots: Bender honey we love you.
Bender: Shut Up Baby! I know it!
Simonhead

Crustacean
*
« #144 : 01-19-2011 18:35 »

Not so sure if that's the right way the dialogue goes, but I love these lines;

Bender - I need a calculating machine.

Fry - Bender, you ARE a calculating machine.

Bender - Yeah, but I really need a good one.


Oasis
Bending Unit
***
« #145 : 02-02-2011 02:02 »

"And so I ask you this one question. Have you ever tried simply turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them?"
lemily33

Starship Captain
****
« #146 : 02-12-2011 05:29 »

Today I've personalized all your meals. For example: Amy you're cute, so I baked you a pony.

Pahaha... Love it.

My favorite is probably "Save my friends! And Zoidberg!"
ilovebender.com

Professor
*
« #147 : 03-01-2011 02:18 »

BENDER
This is the worst kind of discrimination. The kind against me!
Oasis
Bending Unit
***
« #148 : 03-01-2011 03:19 »

Bender: Maybe you should interface with my ass. By biting it.
Gorky

Space Pope
****
« #149 : 03-13-2011 04:26 »

Just watched "Lethal Inspection", which is kind of a tour de force for Bender...

"Anything less than immortality is a complete waste of time."

"I did like the part where they screamed."

"Help, I'm gonna die! That's the opposite of what I want!"
futurefreak

salutatory committee member
Moderator
DOOP Secretary
*
« #150 : 03-14-2011 08:03 »

"I was a star. I could bend a girder to
any angle. 30 degrees, 32 degrees, you name it. 31...."
lemily33

Starship Captain
****
« #151 : 03-15-2011 01:32 »

Haha. Randi, that makes me laugh, too. :D
Xanfor

DOOP Secretary
*
« #152 : 03-15-2011 01:41 »

Thirty-one is a lucky prime number. The fact that Bender had doubts about his ability to bend to that angle is actually a very dark bit of humor in its mathematical interpretations.
futuramafanboy

Delivery Boy
**
« #153 : 03-29-2011 00:45 »

bite my shinny meatal a#s
: 1 2 3 [4] Print 
« previous next »
:  

SMF 2.0.17 | SMF © 2019, Simple Machines | some icons from famfamfam
Legal Notice & Disclaimer: "Futurama" TM and copyright FOX, its related entities and the Curiosity Company. All rights reserved. Any reproduction, duplication or distribution of these materials in any form is expressly prohibited. As a fan site, this Futurama forum, its operators, and any content on the site relating to "Futurama" are not explicitely authorized by Fox or the Curiosity Company.
Page created in 0.282 seconds with 143 queries.