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wowbagger

Delivery Boy
 
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Bender: OMG, LOOK, It's Bigfoot! Park Ranger: Where? Bender: Eh, he's gone, he said you should keep wasting your life though.
Bender: Hey LOOK, Bigfoot, he's back! Park Ranger: Where? Bender: Up your face! ahhahaha! (dancing) Everybody do the Bender! Hm ah, mm ah!
Also, not a particular line, but all of his scenes with the God Galaxy (and the whole episode) are great.
Bender: Ahh.. when you're writing the bible, you might want to omit that last miracle.
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Destructor!
Poppler

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"Leela's right! I don't want to be a loser like her!"
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snu-snu

Crustacean

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From Hell is other Robots. He says what kind of party is this no booze and only one hooker. gotta love that line
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Ozoid

Crustacean

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Bender: Im back BABY!!
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TheFutureisWild

Crustacean

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does it count if its from bender's parallel counterpart in the Farnsworth Parabox?
"Oh this is awful. Somewhere there's a Bender more evil than me. I do my best dammit!"
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Bigboysdontcry

Professor

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Bender: You think your so hot!
Fry: Whaaa?
Bender: The only reason you get all the guys, is because you dress like a tramp.
Fry: They're just responding to my personality.
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TheFuturamaChannel

Crustacean

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Floozybots: Bender honey we love you. Bender: Shut Up Baby! I know it!
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Simonhead

Crustacean

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Not so sure if that's the right way the dialogue goes, but I love these lines;
Bender - I need a calculating machine.
Fry - Bender, you ARE a calculating machine.
Bender - Yeah, but I really need a good one.
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ilovebender.com

Professor

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BENDER This is the worst kind of discrimination. The kind against me!
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futurefreak

salutatory committee member
Moderator
DOOP Secretary

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"I was a star. I could bend a girder to any angle. 30 degrees, 32 degrees, you name it. 31...."
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Xanfor

DOOP Secretary

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Thirty-one is a lucky prime number. The fact that Bender had doubts about his ability to bend to that angle is actually a very dark bit of humor in its mathematical interpretations.
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