favorite line from bender

[#120 :]

With time, my funk level could...no...

[#121 :]

Fry: I can hit a fish between the eyes from 20 yards.

Bender: Oh yeah? Well I can hit a shrimp.

Fry: A shrimp? I find it a bit hard to belive tha-  (Gets hit between the eyes by Bender)

[#122 :]

Bender: OMG, LOOK, It's Bigfoot!
Park Ranger: Where?
Bender: Eh, he's gone, he said you should keep wasting your life though.

Bender: Hey LOOK, Bigfoot, he's back!
Park Ranger: Where?
Bender: Up your face! ahhahaha! (dancing) Everybody do the Bender! Hm ah, mm ah!

Also, not a particular line, but all of his scenes with the God Galaxy (and the whole episode) are great.

Bender: Ahh.. when you're writing the bible, you might want to omit that last miracle.

[#123 :]

From "I, Rommate" (gotta love re-watching the series one episode at a time): "I hate the people who love me and they hate me!"

(I feel that way more often than I'd like to admit.)

[#124 :]

Fry: I can hit a fish between the eyes from 20 yards.

Bender: Oh yeah? Well I can hit a shrimp.

Fry: A shrimp? I find it a bit hard to belive tha-  (Gets hit between the eyes by Bender)

It would have been funnier if off-screen you could hear fry saying "ow, my testicles"

[#125 :]

"Leela's right! I don't want to be a loser like her!"

[#126 :]

From Hell is other Robots. He says what kind of party is this no booze and only one hooker. gotta love that line

[#127 :]

Watched "Godfellas" last night:

"You're with me now. This is the maximum level of being with me."

[#128 :]

Instant classic from Prop. Infinity: "Let's go already!"

[#129 :]

Bender: Im back BABY!!

[#130 :]

I'm sure Bender's super sarcastic snarky attitude in the middle of season 6 is off-putting to some, but I love it.  From TLPJF:

Mocking Fry with, "Nal-nigh! We can go plbblpppbblp!" with thumb pointed down.

[#131 :]

Professor: "An irreversible coma!"

Bender: "Coma, coma, coma, coma, coma chameleeeooonnnn..."

[#132 :]

Fry:  dang sorry we missed it

Bender: we could have another one?

Fry:  na....

Bender: HIT IT BENDER!!

Then the song : bend it !

[#133 :]

"One day we will all look back on this and laugh."

-starts to walk out the door and looks back.

"hahahahahahahahaha"

[#134 :]

does it count if its from bender's parallel counterpart in the Farnsworth Parabox?

"Oh this is awful.  Somewhere there's a Bender more evil than me.  I do my best dammit!"

[#135 :]

Yes. The title of the thread doesn't specify which incarnation of Bender the line has to come from.

[#136 :]

''hastala vista meatbag!''

[#137 :]

Bender: I'm not allowed to vote.

Fry: Why? Is it because your a robot?

Bender: Nope, convicted felon.

Or something like that.

[#138 :]

The other universe Bender in "The Farnsworth Parabox."
Golden Bender: Kiss my golden glorious ass.
Or from "Bender Should not be Allowed on TV."
Bender: And so I ask you this one question. Have you ever tried simply turning off the TV, sitting down with your children...and hitting them?

[#139 :]

BENDER: Bender to crew: I have reached the gateway to another universe. I feel awed and strangely humbled by the momentous solemnity of this occasion.

[turning away from the gateway]

BENDER: Hey, other universe, bite my shiny metal ass!
[gets his ass zapped by the gateway]

ahahahahaha

[#140 :]

Bender: You think your so hot!

Fry: Whaaa?

Bender: The only reason you get all the guys, is because you dress like a tramp.

Fry: They're just responding to my personality.

[#141 :]

There are from "The Prisoner of Benda", and mostly they make me giggle because of the delivery...

Nickolai: If you're a bending unit, why is your body filled with fetid water?
Bender: If you're an emperor, why don't you shut up?

Woman in crowd: I love you, Your Majesty!
Bender: Shut up Madame Ambassador, I know it.

[#142 :]

Those are great ones.  My two favorites are:

1)  "I can't keep running people over. I'm not famous enough to get away with it".

and

2)  "Nothing.  Shut up.  Your momma.  Take your pick".

[#143 :]

Floozybots: Bender honey we love you.
Bender: Shut Up Baby! I know it!

[#144 :]

Not so sure if that's the right way the dialogue goes, but I love these lines;

Bender - I need a calculating machine.

Fry - Bender, you ARE a calculating machine.

Bender - Yeah, but I really need a good one.

[#145 :]

"And so I ask you this one question. Have you ever tried simply turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them?"

[#146 :]

Today I've personalized all your meals. For example: Amy you're cute, so I baked you a pony.

Pahaha... Love it.

My favorite is probably "Save my friends! And Zoidberg!"

[#147 :]

BENDER
This is the worst kind of discrimination. The kind against me!

[#148 :]

Bender: Maybe you should interface with my ass. By biting it.

[#149 :]

Just watched "Lethal Inspection", which is kind of a tour de force for Bender...

"Anything less than immortality is a complete waste of time."

"I did like the part where they screamed."

"Help, I'm gonna die! That's the opposite of what I want!"

[#150 :]

"I was a star. I could bend a girder to
any angle. 30 degrees, 32 degrees, you name it. 31...."

[#151 :]

Haha. Randi, that makes me laugh, too.

[#152 :]

Thirty-one is a lucky prime number. The fact that Bender had doubts about his ability to bend to that angle is actually a very dark bit of humor in its mathematical interpretations.

[#153 :]

bite my shinny meatal a#s