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PEE Poll: How would you kill Cubert Farnsworth?
Disembowel him with a Robo-Rooter   -5 (3.3%)
I love Cubert, and would never harm him   -8 (5.3%)
Ditch him into a black hole   -23 (15.1%)
Create another clone, and have a death-battle   -23 (15.1%)
Set the Robot Mafia onto him   -5 (3.3%)
Feed him to H. G. Blob   -10 (6.6%)
Drop a piano on him   -5 (3.3%)
Tie him to the ships engines for a 3-hour trip   -20 (13.2%)
Force Amy to kill him with snu-snu   -17 (11.2%)
Other (please state)   -36 (23.7%)
Total Voters: 152

totalnerd undercanada

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« on: 10-20-2001 14:58 »

Since the "Where did Cubert Go?" thread spawned such hatred, and so many wishes for the clones' demise, I have put together this poll.
Please take time to explain your murder plan in detail...


 
  evil laugh   evil laugh

Nurdbot

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« Reply #1 on: 10-20-2001 15:34 »

Mines prety simple...i just call Sailor Jupiter and ask her to Zap the little Bugger till he crispyer than a KFC in the sahara Desert...





Mark

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« Reply #2 on: 10-20-2001 15:40 »

Shoudent this be in the "Human resource Dept." when its about a character?
Nurdbot

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« Reply #3 on: 10-20-2001 15:47 »

 
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Originally posted by Mark:
Shoudent this be in the "Human resource Dept." when its about a character?

shhhhh you will set the MAD ADDS on us!!!!


Otis P Jivefunk

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« Reply #4 on: 10-20-2001 16:32 »

I voted feed him to the H.G Blob. ha ha
Kryten

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« Reply #5 on: 10-20-2001 22:17 »

 
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Originally posted by Nurdbot:
 shhhhh you will set the MAD ADDS on us!!!!


Did someone take my name in vain?

-----> Human Resources

Hitchhiker

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« Reply #6 on: 10-21-2001 04:05 »

Ditch him in a black hole! It's going to be hilarious to watch this...
Nurdbot

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« Reply #7 on: 10-21-2001 04:42 »
« Last Edit on: 10-21-2001 04:42 »

we could do all of these things on him,Fry him,feed him and ditch him....
Australian Guy

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« Reply #8 on: 10-21-2001 05:02 »

How do you know that Robo-rooter would kill him he's meant to be able to "Help with an infected bowel
AstroZombie

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« Reply #9 on: 10-21-2001 06:44 »

Rip his arms off and use them to bugger him to death.

OR

Kneecap the bastard with a shotgun and dump him alive in the middle of a desert, and let the vultures and thirst finish him off.

 smile

Personally I'd use the desert idea - he'd suffer more

 smile
AstroZombie

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« Reply #10 on: 10-21-2001 06:49 »

OR

Give him a Colombian necktie - Slit his throat and pull his tongue through the hole.

 smile
Hitchhiker

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« Reply #11 on: 10-21-2001 06:51 »

 
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Originally posted by AstroZombie:
OR

Give him a Colombian necktie - Slit his throat and pull his tongue through the hole.

  smile


Oh wow...I'm trying to imagine how this must look... puke
 
totalnerd undercanada

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« Reply #12 on: 10-21-2001 07:12 »

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Originally posted by AstroZombie:Rip his arms off and use them to bugger him to death.
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And why would this NOT be as much suffering as being knecapped and left to shrivel up in  the desert? Do you find being buggered with your own arms in some way pleasureable?

 puke

AstroZombie

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« Reply #13 on: 10-21-2001 07:32 »

Because it would take him longer to die of thirst, and he'd have more time to think about his unavoidable demise.

 smile
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« Reply #14 on: 10-21-2001 07:43 »

  puke   puke   puke   puke   puke   puke astro that was sick.....now Cubert being Attacked by Horney Tuxedo Kamin fans...MWHAHAHAHAHA HE WON'T LAST A SEC!!!!

AstroZombie

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« Reply #15 on: 10-21-2001 07:51 »

Its a sick thread.

But yes I am sick.

Now where did i put my cat o'nine tails whip, I'm gonna get the wife to punish me  wink
Chump

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« Reply #16 on: 10-21-2001 12:30 »

Cubert! I hate that little snot!
If i saw that kid, the first thing i'd do is carve him a new bellybutton.  puke

Now thats hatred!
totalnerd undercanada

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« Reply #17 on: 10-21-2001 12:36 »

Since he's a clone, he won't have ANY bellbutton to start with, having been grown in a tank.
Ricky

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« Reply #18 on: 10-22-2001 05:05 »

What's the idea of making ANOTHER clone if one wants to get rid of him?
Nurdbot

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« Reply #19 on: 10-22-2001 05:07 »
« Last Edit on: 10-22-2001 05:07 »

 
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Originally posted by Ricky:
What's the idea of making ANOTHER clone if one wants to get rid of him?
*shudders*good point..i still go for the Sailor Jupiter KFCF

skinner

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« Reply #20 on: 10-22-2001 05:46 »

i would kill him with a spoon mhahahahahhaahhah  big grin   big grin
Australian Guy

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« Reply #21 on: 10-22-2001 08:02 »

 
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Originally posted by AstroZombie:
OR

Give him a Colombian necktie - Slit his throat and pull his tongue through the hole.

  smile
Heh i like your style
Kryten

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« Reply #22 on: 10-22-2001 13:55 »

 
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Originally posted by Ricky:
What's the idea of making ANOTHER clone if one wants to get rid of him?

It worked for the Shaggy Man.

No... wait, it didn't.

Nixorbo

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« Reply #23 on: 10-22-2001 14:16 »

 
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Originally posted by Ricky:
What's the idea of making ANOTHER clone if one wants to get rid of him?

Remember that one Itchy and Scratchy?

I have a thousand years of power.
"NOOOOO HE WAS MY BROTHER!" and then got tired and slept.


"He has the special talent, though, of being able to help people and make them feel utterly stupid all at the same time. ... In short, he's a great moderator, but a terrible human being."
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totalnerd undercanada

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« Reply #24 on: 10-22-2001 18:41 »

No. Please enlighten us.
Nixorbo

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« Reply #25 on: 10-22-2001 18:55 »

Scratchy is dead, Itchy is sad.  Itchy reads about cloning in his newspaper and gets a bright idea.  He makes a cloning machine, and puts in some of Scratchy's blood from an old axe.  Scratchy pops out, and Itchy kills him.  Scratchy keeps coming out of the cloning machine, too fast for Itchy to keep up.  Itchy then makes a killing machine and sticks it by the cloning machine.
totalnerd undercanada

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« Reply #26 on: 10-22-2001 18:59 »

Sounds good, and we'd only need one or two killing machines per Cubert to satisfy even the most bloodthirsty poster. Wouldn't we?

I accept no responsibility for anything that dies as a result of this topic.
Teral

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« Reply #27 on: 10-22-2001 19:17 »

Why do everybody hate Cubert? He's a fresh new character. Sure, he's ugly, has the most annoying laughter ever imagined, hurts the professor feelings, poo-poo'es his inventions, threatens Bender, insults Zoidberg, nitpicks and ridicules the crew in general. But can't we get past that and start to appreciate the little guy, for the laughs he brings.

Okay, he makes fun of Leela, but is that real-................WAIT-A-MINUTE!!!!!!!! That little snotty, bed-wetting, arrogant,[biiip], son-ow-a-[biip], [biip biiip], [biiiip], chubby, [biip biip biip biip], [biiiiip], oxygen-wasting, pig-nosed skincell-byproduct MAKES FUN OF LEELA!!!!!! Of all the crimes!

Haul him into the black hole, nice and slow, so the gravitation can pull him apart. Cloned cell by cloned cell.   evil laugh   evil laugh   evil laugh

Don't confuse not caring with not knowing!
AstroZombie

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« Reply #28 on: 10-23-2001 07:44 »

Yay for Terals idea, Nice and graphic.  smile
 
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« Reply #29 on: 10-23-2001 07:46 »
« Last Edit on: 10-23-2001 07:46 »

Nobody likes my idea....
Tor

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« Reply #30 on: 10-23-2001 08:32 »

Really? I wonder why...
...not really. It's because it has something to do with the a-word
Nurdbot

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« Reply #31 on: 10-23-2001 08:36 »

Ok Tor this is getting childish....
Tor

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« Reply #32 on: 10-23-2001 08:43 »

Yes, I agree. So stop it Nurdbot! We don't like huge anime pictures everywhere!
Nurdbot

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« Reply #33 on: 10-23-2001 08:45 »

Shall i post More Futurama pics instead then even the balence out??
Tor

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« Reply #34 on: 10-23-2001 08:48 »

That would help, but make shure they're small enough...
Nurdbot

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« Reply #35 on: 10-23-2001 08:50 »

fine fine.
Tor

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« Reply #36 on: 10-23-2001 08:56 »
« Last Edit on: 10-23-2001 08:56 »

Yes! Another victory for Tor!

Perhaps it's time to get back on-topic...
Radijs

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« Reply #37 on: 10-23-2001 14:22 »

Come come We should give Cubert some air to breathe after all he will turn into a Prof. Farnsworth
totalnerd undercanada

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« Reply #38 on: 10-23-2001 14:48 »

As long as it contains less than 0.001% oxygen!
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« Reply #39 on: 10-23-2001 15:37 »

Leela could beat crap out of qubert! that would be entertainment...
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