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UnrealLegend

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« Reply #440 on: 01-31-2015 10:54 »

I would seriously fuck a cookie.

Who needs context? tongue
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« Reply #441 on: 02-06-2015 03:09 »

What on earth could Meerkat be requesting money for from his kids that they wouldn't approve of, for which he would be justified in expecting them to do so?

Ingredients for some sort of dessert? He clearly has an addiction, Josh.
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« Reply #442 on: 02-15-2015 15:31 »

Props to winna for this amusing quote (Tachyon's post included for context)

How many people do you expect will actually get that reference? I sure don't.

Looking up obscure references is half the fun of being here!  Which is what I just did. smile


Office Space reference, right?
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« Reply #443 on: 02-16-2015 01:13 »

That can't be winna. Too coherent.
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« Reply #444 on: 03-03-2015 06:12 »

That can't be winna.Too coherent.That can't be winna.Too coherent.That can't be winna.Too coherent.That can't be winna.That can't be winna.Too coherent.
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« Reply #445 on: 03-03-2015 06:22 »


Attack of the mental reverb...

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« Reply #446 on: 03-04-2015 09:07 »

Cool emoji, winna!
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« Reply #447 on: 03-05-2015 03:49 »

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« Reply #448 on: 03-05-2015 06:55 »

I just drove down the highway hanging halfway out the window like the joker.  Can't particularly say that I was sober or the roads were good, but at least I wasn't bored. smile
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« Reply #449 on: 03-05-2015 09:07 »

Most of my life seems to consist of random dice rolls whether epople will die or not or do somethong, who knows, wihchever, does it really amtter, who cares?
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« Reply #450 on: 03-09-2015 02:23 »



Today I saw a flock of ducks swimming around in a pool in a dip in the ground on the bump on the log in the hole in the bottom of the sea. It was very cute until I mentioned duck penises and gang rape.
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« Reply #451 on: 03-13-2015 08:05 »

Well, given that Futurama's current run has been as follows:

* 5 seasons that are actually 4 seasons.
* 4 movies that are actually 1 season.
* 4 seasons that are actually 2 seasons.

I think the next logical step is 2 seasons that are actually 50 toddlers wearing a giant trenchcoat.
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« Reply #452 on: 03-23-2015 21:06 »


Yeah, I just need to drop 25-30 pounds and build up a bit of endurance -- easily doable by August.



Endurance for WHAT? wtf?



Strapping himself down onto huge powerful mechanisms that will subject his body to incredible, thrilling, adrenaline-pumping somewhat dangerous forces. Duh.

Also, he might go on some rides at the amusement park.


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« Reply #453 on: 03-24-2015 00:15 »

Poultrygeist!
Someone needs to make a film called that, it writes itself.

Bahahahaa: already done, I love it! http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0462485/ big grin

Excellent work ~FazeShift~!  You came up with a great title for a film, and then brought that film into existence just by thinking about it.
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« Reply #454 on: 03-24-2015 00:51 »


The motions of breathing are basically the same movements as sexual intercourse: in, out, in, out, in... etc.  Therefore, on a daily basis, the air of our planet's atmosphere is basically fucking your lungs out.  And your lungs tell the air, "I love you!" with every provocative, sensational breath, waiting for that next beautiful moment of exhale, inhale, exhale... etc.

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« Reply #455 on: 03-31-2015 23:28 »


What ultra-detailed sonograms!  Also, cute crocheted bonnet smile



Thanks, Tach! I am currently 60 weeks pregnant. She made the bonnet herself, in utero.


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« Reply #456 on: 04-07-2015 04:40 »

What's a spam post?!!!!!!!!!1!1!!1!!!11111!1!!one!!!!!!!1!1!1?
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« Reply #457 on: 04-09-2015 06:22 »

Here's my entry. Warning, it's really saucy. I'm not wearing any clothes.


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« Reply #458 on: 04-13-2015 01:31 »

No, it's primarily Freako complaining about my face on women's bodies.
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« Reply #459 on: 04-17-2015 08:07 »


You shot Kennedy and wrote a Jack Colquitt novel?

And I quietly stand in corners chain smoking cigarettes, and I brazenly walk about the world as if any place I might be is precisely where I'm supposed to be.

I can also empathize with cancer man. He's actually not nearly half the monster he's made out to be. He's actually a victim and a product of the society we live in, and deep down he has to live fully knowing the ramifications of his sins, the endless blood on his hands. What made him different from your average 7-11 store clerk is that he had the testicles to take on those responsibilities, and what makes him different from your average murdering psychopath is that deep down he knows and cannot lie to himself about the fact that in reality he is a coward. In those regards, he has a noble side, if only for the fact that he accepts the fact that he is merely another gear in the machine that is civilization,  a significantly powerful gear on the world stage, yet merely a gear none the less.

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« Reply #460 on: 04-24-2015 23:47 »
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Three of the posts...




I'm glad you reposted it, since I didn't catch its original broadcast.  I enjoyed it, whether corny or not, I found it unique.
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« Reply #461 on: 04-25-2015 02:54 »


I know it sounds corny, but I think that's the best analogy I've ever made smile

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« Reply #462 on: 04-25-2015 19:46 »

You're a pretty girl winna, you should smile more.

Aw, I think he's gonna ask winna to prom!
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« Reply #463 on: 04-25-2015 22:34 »

winna isn't a person, silly. tongue
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« Reply #464 on: 04-27-2015 09:45 »

Very poetic!


There's so much out there as this blue world we call Earth and its lunar sidekick circle the star we call Sun amidst the cold dark abyss...just add this one to the list.


"lunar sidekick" is brilliant smile

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« Reply #465 on: 04-28-2015 05:49 »

Holy crap dude, how did Tachy even know to write that??? :eel:

Shit iiiiis crazy!
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« Reply #466 on: 04-29-2015 07:14 »

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« Reply #467 on: 05-06-2015 21:38 »

If I can live in my own place virtually alone, there is hope for anybody.

I can live in my own place virtually alone (my cat counts as sort of a roomie, right?)

And if I can manage that on a PEEL moderator's salary, surely anyone else who only earns $2 million per year could too!


Your cat counts as the homeowner. You're his foodslave.


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« Reply #468 on: 05-14-2015 07:38 »

Very nice, dal! Though I do wonder what the landlord would think of his property being hosed down with dog urine on a regular basis...

Better than cat urine, at least. That stuff STINKS.

Dog urine. My urine. I'm gonna keep him guessing.

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« Reply #469 on: 05-21-2015 09:10 »


Brilliant, URL!  And yeah, it blows about your joint issue, Scrappy frown



Instead of blows, you should have said sucks, as in inhales, as in the other type of joint. tongue

But yeah, you take the cards you're dealt in life, I guess.

* Scrappy shrugs as he ascends on a previously unseen platform.


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« Reply #470 on: 06-04-2015 03:17 »


...(a discount for which I am still eligible because I am, like, cashier emeritus or something)...


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« Reply #471 on: 06-05-2015 16:53 »

Now I'm sad because I'll probably never get to taste a triceratops.

It would probably taste like chicken.
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« Reply #472 on: 06-06-2015 15:00 »


Thereby completing my mission and ending this galactic joke called humanity.


A very odd thing just showed up in my email, Nibbs.  It surprised the hell out of me:




UnrealLegend

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« Reply #473 on: 06-07-2015 04:30 »

Wait... the hell is even going on there? laff
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« Reply #474 on: 06-11-2015 00:26 »

Still not as creepy as the fact that Australia has entire ecosystems that are basically the collective nightmares of humanity made flesh.


You mean Australians?


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« Reply #475 on: 06-11-2015 09:34 »

Apple makes pie now? I gotta get in line for that!

It's six times as expensive as normal pie, but oh man do people eat it up.

Well played, Nibbs. Well played.
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« Reply #476 on: 06-11-2015 16:17 »
« Last Edit on: 06-11-2015 20:49 »


Yeah, I laughed when I read that smile



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Well, I finally did it. Today, I finally reached 1.0 in my posts per day ratio.

The magic number was 1229.

That's one more step towards being a fully-fledged PEELer and one more slice of my soul surrendered to the PEELluminati.


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« Reply #477 on: 06-14-2015 04:59 »

Aw. Worst day of my LIFE.

Eh. I'll get over it.

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« Reply #478 on: 06-17-2015 16:15 »


Romantic subplots are almost always pointless. *cough* TheHobbit *cough*


Romantic subplots are always always pointless.


Personally, I think they're never never pointless.


Leave my stupid fingers alone! cry

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« Reply #479 on: 06-28-2015 04:41 »

This is what I imagine Shiny's Facebook feed looks like:


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