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[Reply #520 on:]

Gem from freako:

The drives have arrived!  Someday we'll all laugh at the ridiculously small storage space and mechanical innards of the tiny little drives we used way back in 2015...

[edit] (screenshot of 20 terabyte storage array)

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P.S. This was just a quick test at work to make sure none of the drives were DOA, and I'll certainly not be using them in a RAID0 configuration!  They will make up a 3-drive, RAID5 array with one cold spare in a drawer.  I dread to imagine how long a rebuild will take if one ever fails...

 That's a lot of porn.

Was he wrong? The more porn technology advances, the more data storage must work to keep up. Ultra-HD porn isn't going to store itself at one megabyte per hour!

[Reply #521 on:]

Let's see...  I have 10TB of storage and can transfer data to it at 2.8TB/hour.  Yes, that would be a *lot* of porn, but all I have on it are my movies (still ripping), music (all of my CDs), science lectures (mostly physics and math), music videos (including some of Nasty's bands), and a few assorted family and internet vids.  Oh, wait... one of my movies is a classic early '70s commercial film, starring a woman who had become very popular after appearing on millions of boxes of Proctor & Gamble's "Ivory Snow" laundry detergent.  It's not a very good movie

[Reply #522 on:]

My wife bought a basket at the farmer's market.  The cat approves.



_{TOTP kttn in a bskt}

    AllCatsIn1Basket

[Reply #523 on:]

Cranking up some ancient comfort prog-rock to celebrate:

Not Rush

Not Rush

Not Rush

Not Yes

Not Asia

Not Rush

What?

Moved to here: http://www.peelified.com/index.php?topic=24756.new#new

  Rant: Don't move my insults to their proper threads!

[Reply #524 on:]

Sorry, m0le, you're going to be redefined in 2018

Units Based on Constants: The Redefinition of the SI

"Recent decisions of the General Conference on Weights and Measures of the Metre Convention have opened the door to a fundamental change of the International System of Units, the SI, in 2018. The revised SI will be based on fixing the numerical values of seven "defining constants" corresponding to the seven traditional base units. This will bring about basic modifications in the definition of the kilogram, the ampere, the kelvin and the mole and will have consequences for units derived from them."

  Aw, I hate updating my licence.

[Reply #525 on:]

Hey, when did Tachyon become a mod?

[Reply #526 on:]

You made me a mod back in 3010, don't you remember?

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And speaking of posting in the nom-worthy thread, why not head over to the actual nom thread and make a few noms for October?

[Reply #527 on:]

I have a question.

Who on this week's list has had the longest run of consecutive appearances?

What is the top 12 of consecutive first placements?

What is the deal with airline food?

[Reply #528 on:]

At that point it's a recursive loop of knowledge and anger. If Jez suffers a stroke as a result of reading your post, I think all three of us know whose fault that will be.

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Meerkat's.

[Reply #529 on:]

My damned kiwis are hard as rocks, even after five days!

I think you're supposed to consult a physician if that problem persists for more than four hours.

[Reply #530 on:]

I'd like to jump on the no-sleep bandwagon because I'm so tired right now but I have so much studying to do because my exams are next week (and one is this Thursday) and I'm so underprepared.

You can't just sit in the middle of a crowded area, yell the letters A, B, C and D over and over again and call it an "exam," Jezzem.

[Reply #531 on:]

This made me chuckle.

Are these all hints, or are you just transcribing fortune cookies now?

[Reply #532 on:]

Since I am working and making a day and a half, I'm basically working the holiday for half pay. Yay for company policy!


...I had to go in and take care of all the beasties depending on me for food, water, medication, walks, and clean bedding.

I am the master of the hounds.

Use that to your advantage. Release the hounds unless they give you double pay.

[Reply #533 on:]

Looks like AAA gave you...

...A- service, I guess. Still sounds good but that's down from a triple A.

  They get the worst grade possible… an A minus minus!

Can I make a porn commission of Nibblonian Leader asking for a porn commission?

Be careful what you wish for.

Is that a yes?

Do you take PayPal?

[Reply #534 on:]

i was surprised to see the results of a survey which indicates that Frequent Emoji Use Suggests Constant Sexual Thoughts

One magazine's take on the survey:

"...Basically, the hornier you are, the more emojis you use."

Who knew?

I think, deep down, we all knew.

Can anyone shed some light on why a guy would ask for your number and then:
-Never text you
-Actually text you, and when you respond, go radio silent

This is basically my past year with innumerable people. If you're going to ghost me, just do it completely! This is why I called out the last guy who asked for my number to take me on a date "I highly doubt you actually will"

Aaaaaand shocker, texts me, I respond, then NOTHING.

Are you sure these men aren't being murdered by a mysterious stalker?

This isn't a confession, by the way.

[Reply #535 on:]

We're probably past the point of needing spoiler tags in here, right? I can't imagine anyone who doesn't want the most popular blockbuster movie in the world that's been out for a month spoiled for them is going to come into the thread dedicated to it.

[blink madly]Spoiler Warning for Star Wars: The Force Awakens[/blink madly]

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I agree with KyloTheater. It's time to stab these Han Spoilertags in the chest with a lightsaber.

[Reply #536 on:]

Maybe that should actually be in spoiler tags in this thread.

[Reply #537 on:]

Pretty sure Josh and I are both permanently single.

Until the day that you meet, gaze into each other's eyes and burst spontaneously into a duet.

* Adding Mazzie to the mix *

I would put money on the Josh+Jeremy thing, but I don't want to cheapen what could be the best time of their lives.

[Reply #538 on:]

Everyone study personality types. It'll open your eyes to...everything.

Will it explain why masturbation is so much fun?

[Reply #539 on:]

Masturbation and opening one's eyes aren't always a great combination.

[Reply #540 on:]

I'm sure there's a fetish for that.

[Reply #541 on:]

I am gifted with foresight!

What about foreskin?

[Reply #542 on:]

That dialogue was better when I misread the first line as "I am wrapped in foresight."

[Reply #543 on:]

Do you enjoy revelling in gloom and negativity?  Or are you just trying to cheer us up?

A little from column A, a little from we're all going to die in the end and nothing will survive the eventual collapse of spacetime, so much of what we do is ultimately meaningless in a wider sense and whilst we wait the universe is a cold, hostile, place, analogous to and functioning as a machine designed to kill everything in it.

Have a nice day.

[Reply #544 on:]

Don't FUCKING contact me about SHIT.

[Reply #545 on:]

Quantum Neutrino Field tunnels through mookie427

[Reply #546 on:]

Billy West lived in the Hilly West?

[Reply #547 on:]

What style of bike did you get?  Got any pics?

It's a city bike with 3 gears, sufficient for everyday use.

I don't have photos of it now, but I drew this picture that should give a good idea of what it looks like:

[Reply #548 on:]

You guys kill me!

Look at this pack of wild dogs! If you ever want to talk to a real man and not some clowns, I'm here.

To be serious though, sorry to hear you're going through that.

Woah, woah, woah, back off, Josh! Give her some space, jeez.

Hey, Eggs, if you ever wanna talk, here's my number.

* Jezzem hands AllEggs a piece of paper that is clearly a pizza receipt from a month ago.

[Reply #549 on:]

And I'm obviously not the first person to immediately see a parallel between the lead characters of Rogue One and Force Awakens

hopefully Jin Erso wont be a force user...
seems that nearly all are new characters ... with the exception of Mon Mothma .. for now..

Since its placed right before episode IV i wonder if we might get a glimpse at characters like Wedge, Biggs (unlikelly if they folow the deleted scenes of ANH) or other rebel pilots that were at Yavin IV at that time

Ooh, this could be the gateway to the Porkins standalone movie we've all been clamoring for!  Think about it...The Pork Awakens.  Nice!

[Reply #550 on:]

Jezzem, idk jack about Aussie politics, but how in the world did you manage to elect such a vile government?

Partly because Rupert Murdoch owns most of the Australian media and partly because people are dumb cunts.

[Reply #551 on:]

America sucks. Let's all go to the UK.

After all the effort you put in to get out of there?

[Reply #552 on:]

Today, we're gunna kill some fackin' yabbeeeeeeezzzz!

[Reply #553 on:]

Wot's a Yabee?  Is it like a Bunyap?

I ripped the crotch of my pants and my back is sore.

  Pfft. That happens to Bruce Banner every time he gets an erection.

[Reply #554 on:]

Nice score by both tnuc and svip:

Update.  I won't be visiting the New World this year.  But I plan on making the trip summer 2017.  So you'll have to wait another year for Svip.

Will you have a better car by then?

Are there better cars?  I don't think so.  So no.

[Reply #555 on:]

Score one for the duck:

Insert sarcastic humorous remark here.

Anecdote accepted. Snappy comeback not found

 Your mother.

And tyraniak, too.

Penis sounded like a swell guy, why was he banned?

He wasn't swell that often

[Reply #556 on:]

Also, the most recent post in this thread before today was almost 7 years ago. Surely you have a better avenue for looking up porn than digging into a decade's worth of archived message board discussion?

[Reply #557 on:]

You moved to Canada?

Uh, no. Try reading my new username really carefully.

It doesn't make a lot of sense to be honest, do you live deep underground in a hole under Canada only emerging at night to scavenge for 15 year old computer parts?

[Reply #558 on:]

So, I've also rescued a Windows 98SE machine, which is running quite happily, and can even display a few websites. Unfortunately, the last stable build of Firefox for Win98 was FF2. So it can't display many.

But it's a solid little machine, for 1998. I'm currently downloading all the Win98 games I can remember playing.

Your 1998 machine is old enough to vote. I assume it'll be casting its vote for Nixon and his shiny new body?

[Reply #559 on:]

I hope somebody's around to witness MY first sex...

It'll be like this: