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JBERGES

Urban Legend
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« Reply #640 on: 08-18-2004 17:40 »

Apparently, I can only win when DrT and GFF don't enter the contest...

Possibly New Situation:
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It's your band's first major concert, and your drummer is nowhere to be found.  You need to stall for time, so you calmly walk on stage, turn on the microphone, and say to the audience:
______________

germanfryfan

The Listmaker
Urban Legend
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« Reply #641 on: 08-18-2004 21:17 »

Ehhmmm, well my mind is blank, the only quote I found that could fit was:

A fan: This is an outrage! I demand to know what happened to the plucky drummer and his compellingly bad beats.
Me: Due to technical difficulties we now bring you eight tapes of folk-songs in a row.
fans: Arrrghh....

Lrrr and the FOX-Announer from When Aliens Attack
M0le

Space Pope
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« Reply #642 on: 08-18-2004 21:49 »
« Last Edit on: 08-18-2004 21:49 »

Me: (Starts singing by myself for three hours to stall) That song doesn't usually last three hours but I got into a serious thing. And then I forgot how it ended. Anyway, one last item of business before we go....(Announces and runs)
Jicannon

Urban Legend
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« Reply #643 on: 08-18-2004 21:55 »

Me: Earth...what a planet!
Audience member: I doubt it!
Me: Just bear with me sir....so....what is it with us people from under the orange sun? We're all *does some weird dance move. A fan throws a tomato*
Fan: Reload!
Me: No wait! I got more!
Fan: Look pal, I may not be famous like you, but at least I have dignity! And a drummer!
Me: *cries*

Zoidberg- That's Lobstertainment!
Bender- Xmas Story
Conan O'Brian- Xmas Story
Florp- My Three Suns
Bender- That's Lobstertainment!
Zoidberg- That's Lobstertainment!
Conan O'Brian- Xmas Story (paraphrased)
*Crying ala Fry- Xmas Story*
Zoidberg227

Space Pope
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« Reply #644 on: 08-19-2004 04:12 »

Me:  Look at me loo!  Blee blabba boo! (audience starts booing)  Aww man, I gotta work on my act.  Hey, paying fans.  Look over here!  It's me, Andy.  I'm being entertaining.  La la la, look at my moves!  They're so happenin' look at my moves!  I got some sweet new moves, hey!  Ho!  Alright, show's over, I'm tired.

-Bender, Xmas Story
-Fry, Xmas story (edited)
-Bender, Episode Two (partially edited)
Teral

Helpy McHelphelp
DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #645 on: 08-19-2004 09:53 »

"Okay, show's over. No refunds. You heard the robot, get out!"

 - Bender, "A Leela Of Her Own"
QueenOfRobonia

Bending Unit
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« Reply #646 on: 08-19-2004 11:54 »

"Cough then fall over dead"
-Farnsworth, 'When Aliens Attack'
cuavsfan
Crustacean
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« Reply #647 on: 08-19-2004 12:58 »

Me: Everybody get ready for some old, old, old, ... , incredibly old school beats.
[fill in more 'old's as needed]

Announcer - 'Hell is Other Robots'
DrThunder88

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #648 on: 08-19-2004 21:44 »

Rowdy Fan: First of all, DrThunder, do you even have a drummer?
Me: I lost him...in a volcano.

-Cubert and Zoidberg paraphrased from "A Clone of My Own"
Fryrish1

Bending Unit
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« Reply #649 on: 08-19-2004 22:09 »

On the phone to the drummers girlfriend
"well is he coming... to shreds you say... and what about his equipment... to shreds you say..."
then to audience
"sad sad terrible gruesome news about our drummer germanfryfan"
 - Farnsworth in I,Roomate
JBERGES

Urban Legend
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« Reply #650 on: 08-19-2004 23:29 »

And this round goes to Zoidberg227
Fryrish1

Bending Unit
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« Reply #651 on: 08-20-2004 00:24 »

NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Zoidberg227

Space Pope
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« Reply #652 on: 08-20-2004 00:28 »

Huzzah!  All must applaud the great Zoidberg!

As for my situation:
On arriving home from the store, you notice a pile of ashes on the floor.  It appears your roommate has burned up your couch (for the third time).  You say:
Young_and_Angry

Professor
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« Reply #653 on: 08-20-2004 19:59 »
« Last Edit on: 08-20-2004 19:59 »

Roommate:Fry did it!
Me: Well, that's a relief. What's for dinner?
Zoidberg, 30% Iron Chef
Fry, Bend Her
Yes, I'm aware that was dumb, but I STILL don't care!
Zoidberg227

Space Pope
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« Reply #654 on: 08-21-2004 02:31 »

You should have knocked it up a notch, even though it didn't matter, because you won by default.  Congradulations, Y_a_A. 

Did my situation really suck that much, or is everyone out of town or something?
DogDoo8

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #655 on: 08-21-2004 05:36 »
« Last Edit on: 08-21-2004 05:36 »

This is what mine would have been.

You point to zoidberg and say: That's coming out of your pay!"

Zoidberg: (wales and cries).

Hermes and zoidy in..... Dam it I cant remember the episode. Hope this dosent come back to bite me in the ass when I become the President of the world.   laff    laff

and dont worry i'll abuse my powers  to the full extent.   laff

TheFryMan

Bending Unit
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« Reply #656 on: 08-21-2004 09:29 »

"Listen To That Baby Purrrr..."
"There's a baby in there huh?"

Bender and Fry in A Lesser of Two Evils
Jicannon

Urban Legend
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« Reply #657 on: 08-21-2004 12:48 »

.....uh, there isn't a situation yet  wink
boingo2000

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #658 on: 08-21-2004 13:38 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by DogDoo8:
Hermes and zoidy in..... Dam it I cant remember the episode.

It was Bender Gets Made, I believe.
Young_and_Angry

Professor
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« Reply #659 on: 08-21-2004 17:03 »

All righty then.
You find your best friend and your boy/girlfriend making out in your closet. You say...
boingo2000

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #660 on: 08-21-2004 17:32 »

Me: (to girlfriend) Wait a minute... why aren't we making out?

-Fry, PYHOMS
athena1999

Bending Unit
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« Reply #661 on: 08-21-2004 21:58 »

Boyfriend: Ah, Athena, this IS a surprise!  For you.  Finding me in the closet with your best friend!
Me: So that's why you said you had to meet that ghost!

(Beelzebot, "The Devil's Hands are Idle Playthings," paraphrased)
(Fry, "The Farnsworth Parabox" )
Spacedal11

Space Pope
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« Reply #662 on: 08-21-2004 22:13 »
« Last Edit on: 08-21-2004 22:13 »

Friend 1: Whoa!
Friend 2: Get a room.
Guy: We're in a room.
Friend 1: Well than lose some wait!
I look in the window: No! You can't cheat fast enough. *Pauses* NO no! He's tasted human blood!

Edit: Leela-Less Than a Hero.
Bender-A Head in the Polls
Leela-TMLH 
Fryrish1

Bending Unit
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« Reply #663 on: 08-21-2004 23:52 »

OOOOHHHHH the cat is out of the bag, for i was blind but now i see etc. etc. etc.

Bender "How Hermes Requisitioned his Groove back"
Jicannon

Urban Legend
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« Reply #664 on: 08-22-2004 00:32 »

Me: Girlfriend! Baby!
Girlfriend: It's not working out Jicannon.
Me: Hey, I'm starting to think you're cheating on me...you make me feel like a jerk for trusting you. Just like when my friend Richie swore he wasn't taking drugs, then he sold me my mom's VCR and then later I found out he was taking drugs. You make me ashamed to be your boyfriend.

-Fry, SP3K
-Michelle, SP3K
-Fry, SP3K
-Fry, Hell is Other Robots
niggle-snoosh

Crustacean
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« Reply #665 on: 08-22-2004 02:08 »

Ahhhh, I'm so embarassed. I wish everybody else was dead except for me!

Bender; bend her
DrThunder88

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #666 on: 08-22-2004 02:10 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by DrThunder88:
Me: (Walking in) Honey-unit, I'm home!  (Seeing the intertwined limbs of my girlfriend and her lover...her lover who isn't me) Hello, what's all this then?  (Realizing it isn't me she's banging) [Point and impossible robot scream a la "Fear of a Bot Planet"]

That would be...
-Calculon in "Fry and the Slurm Factory"
-Bender in "Parasites Lost"
-That one robot from "Fear of a Bot Planet."  You know the one I mean.

That's also going to be my quote for this round.
Tongue Luck

Starship Captain
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« Reply #667 on: 08-22-2004 03:56 »
« Last Edit on: 08-22-2004 03:56 »

I'm ashamed of myself for quoting the episode [as] just aired, but...

Me: Hey, what's this? Girlfriend's lipstick? And her lips? Friend, I'm shocked! Coats go in the closet. Affairs and sex go in the bed.

Bender, AOI1 (modified within an inch of its life)
Young_and_Angry

Professor
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« Reply #668 on: 08-22-2004 16:48 »

As the quote game winner, it is my duty to pick the winner, and mine alone. I declare
the winner! You're up.
Spacedal11

Space Pope
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« Reply #669 on: 08-22-2004 16:50 »

You know I was gonna say that, but I couldn't remember what all Bender said. Dang. Yay for you though Fryrish1.
Fryrish1

Bending Unit
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« Reply #670 on: 08-22-2004 22:15 »
« Last Edit on: 08-22-2004 22:15 »

WOOOOOOHOOOOOO I finally won eat it everyone who hasnt won this, and that includes you SpaceDal1

anywho

edit cos the original situation was crap:
whilst looking at your shares on the stock market you notice that they have crashed leaving you in  8 billion dollars debt. what do you do, what doooo you do/say?
Zoidberg227

Space Pope
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« Reply #671 on: 08-22-2004 23:50 »

Fryrish ... you, unlike the others left a less lazy quote, but you quoted it in a profoundly lazy manner.

Me: Aha! Once again the conservative donut-heavy portfolio pays off for the hungry investor! *eats donut* Oh! I'm ruined. *cries* Why? Why?

Zoidberg, Future Stock (edited for "originality" )
DogDoo8

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #672 on: 08-23-2004 04:40 »

here's mine.

me: wait, has my sandwich increased in value. (pulls out mouldy sandwich).

Other person: no, because you forgot to refridgerate it you idiot.

me: (wale and cry).

also zoidy in futuer stock. slightly edited.

zomit

Starship Captain
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« Reply #673 on: 08-23-2004 04:54 »

Me: "Oh yeah, well I'll build my own stock market! With Blackjack! and hookers! In fact, forget the stock market and the blackjack! Aaah, just screw the whole thing!"

-Bender, "The Series Has Landed" (edited)
bish

Starship Captain
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« Reply #674 on: 08-23-2004 09:10 »

Friend: how are you going to get out of this one?
Me: dont worry, i know a way
(cut to me on roof)
Me: im going to jump!!
Friend: do a flip

(may not be entirely accurate)
hermes, bender, and fry i believe in HHRHGB.
Fryrish1

Bending Unit
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« Reply #675 on: 08-23-2004 18:58 »

Sorry but this is the last chance i have to adjudicate this

and in a photon finish between Zomit and Zoidberg227... the winner... is........

ZOMIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Zoidberg227

Space Pope
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« Reply #676 on: 08-24-2004 01:27 »

No fair!  You changed the outcome by measuring it!  mad
DrThunder88

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #677 on: 08-24-2004 01:46 »

Good lord, how do I keep missing entire rounds of this game?  Also, Zoidberg227's and Tounge Luck's avatars are screwing with my mind.
zomit

Starship Captain
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« Reply #678 on: 08-24-2004 02:46 »

Wow, I finally won a round of this. Here's the new situation:

A policeman pulls you over for speeding. You say:
Zoidberg227

Space Pope
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« Reply #679 on: 08-24-2004 03:15 »
« Last Edit on: 08-24-2004 03:15 »

Me (as I pull to side of road): Bah!  Nosy meddlers!  (officer approaches) What seems to be the problem, officer?  Was I weaving erratically?
Officer: We'll decide what you were doing after an illegal search.
Me: Uh ... right after I swallow some things.

Zoidberg, AOI I
Bender, BGM (edited for more "originality" )
Smitty, BGM
Hermes, AOI I (edited)

(edit):
Dr T, why must you complain about us avatar buddies?  And you miss entire rounds by ... being gone for more than 24 hours, maybe?
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